A/N: Happy holidays, everyone, and welcome to Day 2 of the Christmas Trio! Hope your (insert celebration of faith here) is most excellent. I'm glad everyone liked the last chapter. Now, if Sabrina would just send me the next one...

Happy Christmas, Moldy

The next morning, Voldie awoke to someone… two someone's… three, four, five someone's?!? bouncing on his king size bed. All were shouting varies things.

"Wake up, Moldie!" and "PRESENTS!" AND MY CAPS LOCK IS STUck… oh, there it goes. Right and also "It's Christmas!!!"

In a rather weak attempt to get them off his bed, V swatted at the miscreants and missed them completely. Finally, he opened his eyes to find JD, Moosk, Stephy, the Sevster, and Lucius all jumping around excitedly. Voldemort wasn't exactly in the best mood, seeing as how the whole Santa thing had kept him up till all hours and it was freakin' six in the morning!

How on earth do these people have any energy?!? he wondered. What he didn't know was that after he had gone to bed, the crew had gone wild and raided the kitchen, drinking lots of coffee and eating more chocolate than was good for anyone.

So, anyways, V-man got everyone off his bed and stood up, showing everyone his pink boxers with little bunnies on them. Which, naturally, meant that the girls burst out laughing and the men snickered. He quickly wrapped his robe around his skinny frame and forced everyone out of his chambers.

And, as each person went by, they gave him a quick peck on the cheek. Voldie stood there for a moment, a stunned look on his face, before he wiped his face off with his sleeve.

"That's disgusting."

Downstairs…

V-noddle walked into the den where all the Death Eaters were gathered around a Christmas tree, opening presents. Even Draco was there, opening a present that JD handed him.

Suddenly, Bella was beside him. "Hello, My Lord," she 'whispered' 'seductively.'

"Morning, Bella," Veej grunted out, upset with the festivities. Suddenly, he was getting a rather juicy kiss from the ex-inmate.

"Happy Christmas," she said as she pulled away.

Just as quick as she appeared, she was gone. And in her place was Wormtail. He, too, gave the Evil-ish one a big wet one, then was gone.

V just stood there, stunned.

And so it continued.

No matter where he went, there was someone kissing him. He couldn't figure it out. Well, that is until he went to use the john and saw his reflection. There it was, floating above his head. The worst tradition EVER.

Mistletoe.

Tommy let out a horribly high-pitched scream and into the bathroom running came The Musketeers and the Sevster.

"Oh, it's only you," Sevvy said. "I thought Draco had seen a spider."

Another high pitched scream ripped through the air. "Nope, that was Draco," Sev said, leaving to go torture Draco with the spider.

"What… did… you… do?" V'd gritted out from between clenched teeth.

"What do you mean?" JD asked, looking genuinely curious.

"The bloody mistletoe floating above my head!" he replied, still with the teeth clenched.

"Oh, that," Moosk said. She leaned in real close. "We thought it might help you little virgin problem," she whispered.

"I DON'T HAVE A VIRGIN PROBLEM!" he screeched.

"Yea, you do!" Bella shouted back.

His-Royal-Long-Titleness' entire face twitched. "Either way, you had better make this go away!"

"Um, we can't," Stephy told him.

"And why in Hades name not?!?"

"Someone has to say the magic words," JD said.

Twitch twitch twitch… "And, what precisely, IS the magic words?"

"Technically, it's 'what, precisely, ARE the magic words'" Moosk corrected him.

"WHAT?"

"Well, you said the sentence wrong. 'Is' is more of a singular word, whereas 'are' is used as the plural form," Stephy said.

"And why am I getting a grammar lesson when all I want is the magic words?!" Veej asked, his face turning red.

"Because you were grammatically incorrect," JD told him.

"JUST TELL ME WHAT THE MAGIC WORDS ARE!"

"Um, I'm afraid we don't know them. They weren't included in the spell," Moosk said, her eyes glinting mischievously.

"You mean to tell me I'm doomed to walk around with this bloody twig floating above me until I learn the magic words?"

"Basically," the girls chorused.

Voldie stormed out of the bathroom.

"Gee, like it's really so hard to say 'please' and 'thank you,'" Stephy snorted.

A/N: I know, I know, not my best work. However, as I'm writing this, I'm really very tired. I have to get this sent off to Sabrina so that she can write the next chapter of the Christmas Trio. I do hope you'll forgive me. XOXO