This chapter will start kinda dull, but the botton is funny. I promise.

Dear Mr. Diary,

Yep. Rosalie and Bella are fighting AGAIN. This could be interesting. : ) So Ima go see what up with em. Ttyl!

Emmett

I ran downstairs and sat on the couch, watching intently.

"I AM FAMILY ROSALIE!" Bella screeched.

"YOU ARE NOT!! YOU ARE THE DUMBEST HUMAN EVER! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE A... A VAMPIRE!?" Rosalie screeched back. I smiled, I was so proud of them!

"I AM NOT THE DUMBEST HUMAN EVER! JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN'T HUMAN AND THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE OUT OF YOUR BUTT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T BE WHAT I WANT!"

"TOO BAD! AND THE SUN DOES IN DEED SHINE OUT OF MY BUTT BECAUSE I WANT IT TO!"

I looked at Alice and Edward, who were watching with worried expressions. Jasper was leaning against the wall, shaking his head.

"NO IT DOES NOT! I AM FAMILY GET USED TO IT PRINCESS!" Bella screamed.

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!"

"OH YES I DID!" Bella said, snapping in a Z formation.

"BRING IT!" Rosalie said, crouching.

"OH ITS BEEN BRUNG!" Bella screeched at Rose.

Rosalie snarled, then suddenly, Alice was on her back, pulling her hair, and screaming, "She's going to be your sister! You will not attack her! Shut your fat mouth and suck it up whiny pants!"

Rosalie screamed back, of course. "NO! I WILL NOT! SHE IS BEING STUBBORN!"

"Rosalie you are being a jack ass." Edward said, standing next to Bella.

"Yeah! I agree with Edward!" Bella shouted.

Rosalie glared at Bella. "Typical! Get off me you midget!"

"The only way you'd be right Rosalie, was if your mom hadn't dropped you on your head. Or down the stairs for that matter..." Edward said, rambling on. I was in hysterics.

Rosalie rambed her back against the walls, which Emse had thoroughly cemented, and tried to get her off.

Jasper was mad now, he ran at Rosalie, "Don't you dare do that to Alice!" And he began to hit her. It was okay when Alice did it, but Jasper was way to emotional. He gets way too into these events. He should just relax and enjoy it. But now I had an idea.

"Jasper get the hell away from my wife!" I said, making myself seem suddenly serious. I ran and plucked Alice off Rosalie's back. I gave Alice a quick grin, before thowing her. Alice winked at me, and I went for Jasper. Rosalie took the opportunity to get Alice. She jumped onto her back this time.

"Get off me," Alice took a deep breath and shouted. "YOU FAT COW!"

"What did you say to me!?" Rosalie shouted in Alice's ear.

I dodged a blow from Jasper, "Missed me, missed me!" I taunted. Then the door opened. Esme's jaw dropped when she saw what was going on. She dropped her suitcase and ran out to get Carlisle.

"OHMYGOD!?" He shouted, "What happened?"

Everyone pointed at Rosalie and Bella.

"Oh well that explains it, carry on" He said, loosening his tie.

I blinked, looked at Edward, and he shrugged.

Rosalie jumped off Alice's back, and shockingly said. "I'm sorry Alice."

"I'm sorry Rosalie" Alice said.

Rosalie grinned and suddenly looked at Bella, then Jasper slowly looking back and forth.

Jasper's eyes got wide and he began talking, "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN! OH GOD! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!" He screamed as he darted upstairs. I heard the door slam.

"Wonder what his problem is." Bella said.

"You're about to find out." Alice said, grinning. She took Bella and scooped her up, then ran upstairs. Bella was screaming on the way, "OH GOD! EDWARD SAVE ME!" The door closed, then I heard it open, and two footsteps, then "HA! THERE IS NO ESCAPING!" Then a, "HEY! Let go of the door frame Bella! That's no fair!"

"YOU'RE FACE INSN'T FAIR!" Bella screeched at her, I snuck up the stairs and cracked my door open so I could see.

This was great.

---Ten minutes and a twitchy Bella later

"Rose! Get Bella in the car!" Alice demanded, Rosalie nodded, and took Bella. I shrugged and went into my room while they took Bella to the garage screaming.

"No, no! I refuse it! I refuse! No! Ah! The Alice Mobile! It burns! It burns!!!" Bella screamed.

I heard Alice run from her room, down the hall and into Jasper's room. Alice stopped outside my door and muttered darkly, "You didn't see anything." She had Jasper by his ankles and was dragging him down the hallway. I watched as his nails ripped out the carpet. Leaving a long row of missing carpet that Esme would flip out about. Then she was on the stairs, due to the "THUD! THUD! THUD!" As Jasper's marble body hit the stairs.

I chuckled, then heard Jasper scream, as no doubt, Alice hit the gas seconds later.

I also heard a "No! Alice watch out! Old lady alert!" Then a "Nevermind! I think she's dead."

And I could hear Bella screaming in protest. Then I heard no more.

Since Edward was home, I went downstairs to bug him.

"Hey Edward!" I said.

"What?"

"Hey Edward."

"What?"

"Hey Edward!"

"What do you want Emmett!" He was madder than he was last time I threw pebbles at him.

"Hey Edward!"

"SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!" He screamed, holding a metal chair HIGH above his head.

"Hey Edward..." My eye twitched, "Were'd you get that chair from?"

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