Good Evening, Creepers
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The Past Evil arc.
Pasta With The Creeps
Sinners Road part I
She saw something
Three years after surviving the new God's flood, Earth seemed to be at peace. Donald Trump easily became the next president of the United States. The people that hate that choice need to learn that you can never like everyone, it's impossible.
Jeff finally understood this, but that never stopped him to still be on his nightly rampage. Thankfully, he now had a wizard by his side. Her name is Ms. Pencilneck.
Of course, even without a God, there is still evil in the world. Isis still has spies out there. Even if Jeff is the only main Creep doing damage, there are still human crimes. Like rapes, murders, and arson, among many others. Slenderman and his proxies haven't been heard of, most likely forgotten, but they still are lurking somewhere.
One Wednesday night, a young adult named Noah was going to church, as always. On his walk there, he felt like he was being watched. He glanced over and caught a glimpse of Korbyn. Once he blinked, Korbyn was gone. The caucasian redhead shook his head in dismay as he continued walking.
He looked at his watch on his left hand and saw that there was only 10 minutes until the church opened its session. This caused the adolescent to jog faster. His heart rapidly beated and he was almost out of breath, by the time he reached the Catholic church. Noah just made it into the church as it's bells rung.
The church bells seemed to calm him down, for some reason. He nodded his head at the portrait of the local priest, before heading down the hall. He swiftly entered the room and plopped himself in his seat.
In the corner of his eye, he saw Korbyn Jumping Eagle. Noah glanced over at her and frowned. Before he could speak up, Father Malone entered the room. This caused the ignorant boy to sit up straight.
Malone observed the few people in the room, easily recognizing Noah. Then, the priest saw Korbyn. He smirked at her presence. "What brings you here this evening, madame," Malone asked.
Korbyn shrugged before saying, "It's been a while and this church was the closest to my location."
"I see," Malone grunted.
The priest went over the night's plans, before making them stand to sing a random church. Father Malone leaded the song. Korbyn just went with in, even if she was a bit tired of singing.
SONG: "Take Me To Church" by Hozier
Sung by: Father Malone, Korbyn, Noah and 18 human extras
My lover's got humour
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped her sooner
If the heavens ever did speak
She's the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week
"We were born sick," you heard them say it
My church offers no absolutes
She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom."
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
I was born sick
But I love it
Command me to be well
Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen.
[Chorus 2x:]
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
If I'm a pagan of the good times
My lover's the sunlight
To keep the Goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice
Drain the whole sea
Get something shiny
Something meaty for the main course
That's a fine-looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starving faithful
That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work
[Chorus 2x:]
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me my deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
No Masters or Kings
When the Ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am human
Only then I am clean
Ooh oh. Amen. Amen. Amen.
[Chorus 2x:]
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
After the usual church session, the folks prepared to go home. Noah walked close to Korbyn with dread in his eyes. Korbyn backed away from him.
"I don't know what it is about you, but you seem like bad news," Noah huffed.
"I'll have you know, that my friends stopped that tsunami 3 years ago," Korbyn replied.
"Yeah right," Noah sarcastically said as he rolled his eyes and walking away.
Korbyn took a deep breath in and out. She quickly decided it would be best to ignore that guy. The Seer exited the church and saw Noah walk down the sidewalk towards South. She thought fast, before walking North.
She jogged up the sidewalk, wanting to get away from Noah. As she was running, she glanced over at the other side of the road and saw a sin take place. She immediately stopped in her tracks to observe Father Malone's actions.
Father Malone was grinning down at a dying man. "Help me," the old african man managed to whisper out.
If the old man wasn't talking to Malone, the seer would have passed it off as a lone coat in the road. By the looks of it, it seemed that he was carjacked and shot, before being left to die.
Malone back away a few feet. "No," the priest grunted.
Father Malone began to walk away, instead of helping the man. The Seer pulled out her cellphone, but before she call help for the dying man, he passed out. The Seer placed her phone in her pocket. She sighed as she walked over to the man and began to carry his corpse to the hospital.
Meanwhile, Jeff was inside the abandoned woods, while carrying Matt's corpse. He thought he heard a strange moan echo throughout the trees. This only made the killer chuckle. Jeff the Killer began to dig Matt's grave. It was the least he could do, thanks to Ms. Pencilneck's advice.
As Jeff laid Matt's flimsy corpse on the ground, be began to dig a hole with a shovel. He continued to dig, not wasting time on the strange moans throughout the woods. He thought that a screeching sound was coming his way, but as he looked up nothing was there.
Jeff continued to dig until he heard a clank sound. His shovel hit something metal, and Jeff got curious.
The killer looked down into the ground and saw Laughing Jack's black box glowing with magic energy. Jeff bent down and scooped up the box. He smirked as he began to open the box.
REST IN HELL:
Matthew (only fair Jeff killed him, if Sonic killed me 3 years ago... don't worry, Matt doesn't mind irl)
Unnamed old african man (deja vu? Nah, Malone's way was more direct than mine)
CUT: Malone was originally gonna kill off Korbyn, but I want to keep her a bit longer. Besides, why not make this arc's villain based of yours truly, but a lot more cruel and takes action directly along with making my dark thoughts come to life. Hate this arc's villain? Then you hate my dark side... You can thank Kathryn, Matt and Ryan that I have a good side over my locked up evil side!
Father Malone voiced by Carter Hayden
Noah the ignorant christian, based on a former friend. Voiced by Chris Sabat