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OK. Since I'm so nice, I updated when I got twenty THREE not twenty five reviews.

SO THIS TIME...I SHOULD GET TWENTY FIVE!

(don't ask. i know my logic's weird).

EEK! ANON REVIEWERS AS WELL...YAYS! -ances-

REVIEWERS! Have two cookies, a package of pocky, a Sia plushie, and a hug from Gaara and another hug from Sia.

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Jerks, Fangirls, and Mean Teachers: The Joys of High School

Chapter Thirty Five: Camera, Lights, GREETINGS EARTHLINGS!

I woke up the next morning feeling very chipper and definitely pleased with myself.

I had roped Gaara into…

Dun

Dun

Dun

The Plan.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I fell out of bed with a thud, still laughing manically.

Tenten, Temari, and Mint stared at me as I had a spazz fest on the ground.

"…I didn't know you could twitch like that," Mint commented dryly as she watched my legs kick up in the air and twitch and spazz and dance.

"Hmmmm," Tenten agreed.

I choked on air.

They just sighed at me.

"…Sia?"

"Yeah?"

"Is something wrong?" Sakura asked me as we enjoyed breakfast.

"No, why?"

"You're eyes are twitching and they're shifting around."

"SAKURA! HOW COULD YOU!"

"…What…?"

"…I dunno…"

She sighed and threw a box at me. "Eat your Cornflakes," She sighed.

"GREETINGS EARTHLINGS!"

She blinked.

"Wtf?"

"…" Shifty eyes.

"SIA! YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!"

"Doing what?"

"THE SHIFTING EYE THING!"

In an attempt to distract her, I told my Cornflakes that I was watching them.

I moved my fingers back and forth from my eyes. "You better watch it, delicious golden flakes of delicious and nutritious cereal…I will kick your booty."

"…Sia."

"Yes?"

"What's your counselor's number?"

"…I don't have a counselor."

"You need one!"

"Did I successfully distract her, The Book's Black and Silver Niece?"

Yes, we had come upon a compromise. Elena wasn't too happy about it, but I told her she'd have to settle for that or nothing at all.

"Yes, Shadow Killer. The Monkey With A Chicken's Ass is in place and we're ready to move him at any moment's notice."

"SCHWEETNESS!"

"…That was so un-spy-like."

"SHUT UP THE BOOK'S BLACK AND SILVER NIECE!"

"…My name's way too long."

"SHUT UP!"

"Cameras."

"Lights."

"GREETINGS EARTHLINGS!"

"WTF?" My comrades-in-getting-Sasuke-Uchiha-and-Sakura-Haruno-together yelled.

We're known as, for short, CIGSUASHT.

"…"

"Oh my god Sia."

"SHADOW KILLER THE BOOK'S BLACK AND SILVER NIECE! IT'S SHADOW KILLER!"

'OMG! FINE! JUST CALL ME THE BOOK'S NIECE!"

"YAYZ!" I did a happy dance.

"Shadow killer, what's with the 'Greetings Earthlings'?"

"I…"

"Yes?" They all chorused-even Gaara.

"HAVE NO IDEA!"

I heard several 'THUMPS' over the walkie talkie.

"Anyways! THE PANDA OF POCKY! Get over to The Monkey With A Chicken's Ass?"

"Shadow killer?" asked Ino.

"Yes Purple Blond?"

"Can we just call him Chicken Ass?"

"…Sure Purple Blond!"

"PANDA OF POCKY! GET TO CHICKEN ASS! I REPEAT, PANDA OF POCKY, GET TO CHICKEN ASS!"

I heard Gaara sigh over the radio.

"Hnn."

"THANK YOU!"

"Cameras! Lights! GREETI-"

"SHUT UP SIA!" Everyone yelled over the radios, and suddenly I was alone again.

With only static as my friend.

"Sob."

"SA-KU-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I screamed, waving my hands and arms and jumping up and down.

She, and everyone else in the restaurant, looked at me through the glass as I danced to get her attention.

She sweatdropped and quickly hurried over to me.

"What do you want Sia?"

"COME WITH ME!"

"Fine…just let me pay…"

"OKIE DOKIE!" I followed her in.

Everyone stared at me.

I waved at them. "Greetings Earthlings!"

Sakura hurriedly dragged me out of the restaurant and around a corner.

BAM!

I stared.

Before me was the scene of Sasuke and Sakura kissing.

OH…my…god…

"WTF??" I shrilled.

They pulled away. "SIA!" They both yelled angrily at me.

"WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"

I seriously hadn't planned this.

It had just happened.

"YEAH RIGHT!"

'You set this up!" Sakura screamed.

"I DID NOT!"

Temari turned the corner.

And stared.

"What happened?"

"…They…kissed…?"

"Really? Weird." And she left.

"YOU'VE BEEN SNEAKING ABOUT!" Sakura screamed. "You made this happen!"

"DAMMIT! SAKURA! SASU-TOMATO! LISTEN TO ME!"

"What did you just call me?" asked Sasuke, still pissed off.

"…Sasu-tomato…?"

"Tch."

"SAKURA!"

"Did you like the kiss?"

"Uh…" She blushed.

Sasuke smirked.

She blushed harder.

"SASU-TOMATO!"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

"Fine! Sasuke! Did you like the kiss?"

"…Yes…" He murmured.

"GOOD! THAT'S SETTLED! You both liked it. So go out! I know both of you like each other so stop being so GODDAMNED STUBBORN AND GO OUT!" I stomped my foot on the ground.

They stared at me.

"OW OW OW!' I screamed, hopping around, holding my foot.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, grabbed Sakura's hand, and led her off.

"GUYS? SASU?" They continued to walk away."

"DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! SASU-TOMATO! HEY! HEY!"

"...I'm so unloved...sob..."

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...I apologize.

Listening to The Black Eyed Peas while you're writing does weird things to one's brain.

-curls up in corner and doesn't come out-

-bats person who goes by with a tiger paw-

Inner Maybelle: vein twitch STOP BEING A TIGER!

NEVER!

Inner Maybelle; ...Anyways! Thanks for reading this chapter! Both I and my outer appreciate it!

Inner Maybelle: She got twenty three reviews last time, so she demands twenty-five this time!

Inner Maybelle: Don't question her logic! It gets you into weird places...

Inner Maybelle: Like her mind.

Inner Maybelle; Anyways, my outer hopes all the SasuSaku fans are now filled with happiness.

Inner Maybelle: She also says, and I quote, 'Finally! They won't be clawing at my throats anymore! HALLELUIGH! OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT! DAMN SPELL CHECK!" -tears the spell check apart with claws-

Inner Maybelle: ...Yes, I know she needs counseling. She will be attending it soon...

Inner Maybelle: She is reminding me to tell you that she does not accept flames!

Inner Maybelle: Write a flame, and you will get a harsh review reply back!

Inner Maybelle: Or worse, she'll flame ya back!

Inner Maybelle: So please think twice!

Inner Maybelle: So, once again, I must remind you all to review!

Inner Maybelle; Constructive critisim is welcomed!

Ja ne,

Lady Maybelle of Confusion

and

Inner Maybelle

and

Panda

and

Sia

and

Sasu-tomato

and

Sakura

and

Ita-weasel