This is an outtake before the kids, before the marriage, and before the grey hairs, here's a glimpse into a BxE moment of their first summer together featuring a moment that may or may have not happened to me and my best friends.

Outtake # 8: It's kind of Kinky

BPOV

"Has anyone ever told you two how creepy you are?" I looked up from our perch on the bottom steps of the staircase to see Alice leaning against the banister a couple of steps above us

"Why do you say that?" I asked, turning my attention to her. I could feel Edward's hands gently tugging on the end of my ponytail and it was making it hard to focus on whatever Alice was saying.

"That whole staring in each other eyes thing. Like you're trying to see into each other's soul kind of deal. What's up with that?"

"I don't know, it's just us. Don't act like you and Jasper don't have your own l little quirks." I added.

"Yeah Alice, we are getting to know one another and if I want to stare in her eyes and into her soul it's our business." Edward agreed.

"Still it's kind of weird and kind of kinky if you think of it that way." she huffed.

"Are you jealous Alice?" Edward asked.

"Of you two no. I'm glad there's someone for Freakward over here. But you are hogging Bella and it's not fair."

"She's my girlfriend and I can hog her all I want." He growled and pulled me onto his lap.

I felt my insides melt into a puddle of goo. A month had already passed and we really hadn't put a label on things yet, but for him to call me his girlfriend made me want to squeal like the little preteen girl I once was.

I turned to him and stared into his beautiful green eyes once again engaging in an odd foreplay of staring.

"There you two go again. I give up." I barely heard her footfalls as I stared back into my favorite set of eyes.

"So girlfriend eh?" I mocked once we were finally alone.

"Uh yeah…you see…me…yeah you make me want to be a better man and keep you forever so yeah I think you are my girlfriend." I fought a smile as he stuttered and tried to recover himself.

I patted his cheek amusedly. "It okay, it's kind of cute in a cheesy way."

"Oh so now I'm cheesy?"

"Very cheesy, kind of corny even." I got up from his lap and began my trek up the stairs.

"So that's how you want to play eh?" Edward stood up and dusted off his jeans.

"Oh yeah I think I do." I ran up the stairs hearing his footfalls behind me.

Just as he made it up to the top, I stuck my foot out and tripped him, causing him to stumble over his feet and onto the floor.

"Hey no fair." Edward grumbled. I burst out in laughter as his bones popped as he got up. He didn't even fall that hard and pouted at me as he rubbed his ass.

"Now you're really going to get it." I ran as fast as I could into one of the rooms and headed into the nearest closet to hide.

I guess I wasn't as discrete as I thought I was in choosing a room because moments later Edward entered the room and feigned ignorance as he searched the most obvious places for me to hide.

"I wonder where she is." My laughter erupted as he burst into the closet and grabbed me.

"So there my beautiful girl is." Edward grabbed me closer and began planting kisses over my face that quickly traveled to my lips We had just began an intense make out session when the bathroom door inside opened. I grabbed Edward closer and closed the closet door behind us. The closet was already small but with the both of us in close proximity made it even harder to move.

We peeked through the slits in the door to see Alice and Jasper in an intense make out session. Considering the steam we saw come from the bathroom, I didn't even want to know what they had be up to.

Edward placed his hand over my mouth to keep my protests silent. We peeked again through the slits to see that they had locked the door and turned off the light and now we had to figure a way to get out of here.

"What are we going to do?" I whispered.

"I don't know, but it looks like we won't be leaving anytime soon.

"I'll say, this closet isn't exactly that big and it is hot in here." I huffed.

"Well let's say I'm glad for this close proximity between us don't you think?" Edward grinned.

"Normally yes, but not in a closet where our friends are going at it." I panted.

"That sucks." He pouted and pressed himself closer to me, causing my back to press against the wall. I felt something hard press against my thigh.

I wasn't naïve to what it was but we weren't at that step yet and it definitely wasn't one I wanted to have in a closet.

"What are you doing? That is not helping." I patted his thigh.

"Well pardon my anatomy and I'm trying to stretch. You try being over six feet in a small closet and tell me how you feel. Hey what's that light coming from your pocket?" He asked.

"What light?" I looked down to see that a small light was coming from my back pocket.

I realized it was my phone and it was pressing uncomfortably against my backside.

"Grab it!" I rolled my eyes as I felt him grab my ass.

"Not that.." I growled.

"Well you said to grab it." Edward grinned mischievously as he pulled my phone from my back pocket.

"Shit." He huffed, showing me the screen.

"You called Alice."

"No I didn't." I defended.

"Well your phone says otherwise and it looks like you butt-dialed. I told you, you had some junk in the trunk." Edward laughed and now it was my turn to cover his mouth with my hand to which he licked my palm.

"Gross!" I wrinkled my nose in disgust although I somehow found it endearing at how playful he was being.

We stayed quiet for about ten minutes still plotting our escape until we heard Alice's voice break the silence.

"Hold on Jazz, Bella called let me see what she wants." She chirped.

"Shit, turn your phone on silent." Edward breathed and suddenly we both began fumbling to turn my phone off but it was too late.

The loud, shrill sound of my ringtone echoed through the closet and pretty sure the bedroom.

We held our breaths sure they wouldn't find us until the closet door opened to a bewildered Jasper and a smirking Alice.

"Do I even want to hear what you're going to say?" Alice asked, causing me to moan in embarrassment as I pressed my face closer to Edward's chest as he laughed.

"Hmm, hiding in closets, making out and spying on Jasper and me?

I told you, you guys were kinky."

Last outtake of the story, the last two are future takes that I hope to get up by tomorrow.