I apologize for taking so long to update.

CHAPTER 37 Metal Sonic

After a long break of six months the host returned to the studio to once again interview Sonic characters. She stepped onto the stage and looked up at the expectant audience. "Hi!" she called to them, waving. "Sorry for the long wait. I got distracted."

The audience was forgiving so the host sat down in her chair and began. "Hello and welcome back to the insane fanfiction talk show. I once again apologize for the long wait and will say that we hope to get this up and running once more." the audience cheered and the host continued. "Our next guest is that insane robot copy of Sonic the hedgehog who gets a makeover and turned into a psychotic robot dragon. Please welcome Metal Sonic!"

The crowd cheered as the blue hedgehog robot came out of the guest lounge and headed toward the stage. Once he was seated on the guest couch the host began. "Hey, Metal Sonic, how's it going?"

"Sucky," he replied, folding his arms.

"What do you mean by that?"

"Well I'm in that new Sonic game Sonic Drive 2 or something and I don't have a speaking role," he complained. "This is almost as bad as me not being allowed to be in the anime."

"So?" the host asked. "You only have a speaking role in Sonic Heroes anyway.. and at the end of the Sonic Movie."

"I know," he said. "But wouldn't people learn from that? Don't they realize I can talk? or that I am popular enough to be in the anime. It's not fair! Instead they replace me with two deformed garbage cans! They're not even in the games!"

"If I was you I'd be happy about that," the host said. "Since 4Kids is dubbing the games now and the anime. You would have probably ended up with a dork voice. It might have even sounded like the one they gave Gamma and his brothers. and don't you remember how horrible the anime was anyway?"

Metal Sonic thought about that a moment then got scared. "Oye," he said. 'I never thought of it that way. I guess I should be happy I have no voice and that I wasn't in the anime."

"Exactly," the host said, smirking. "So Metal Sonic, why are you crazy?"

"What?"

"Are you, Galvatronize, spazzoid, going to the funny farm, crazy?" the host asked.

"No," he replied. "and who's Galvatron?"

"Not important. So you're not crazy? Not even a little bit?"

"No."

"You haven't even had a insane thought, like putting bologna in Eggman's underpants?" the host questioned.

"What?!"

"Nevermind," the host thought a moment then asked. "So who do you think is the real Sonic? You or Sonic?"

"Me."

"Then why did you say you were created with the sole purpose of killing Sonic?" the host wanted to know. "Wouldn't that mean that Sonic is real and you're fake?"

"Uh..."

"It just doesn't seem to make sense that you say he's your copy then you say you were created to destroy him," the host went on. "Kinda makes you sound like a retard."

"I'm not a retard."

"Well that was retarded," the host said.

"Whatever."

"What did you think of Sonic's answer when you asked him why you couldn't defeat him in Sonic Heroes?" the host wanted to know.

"I thought it was stupid!" he replied after thinking back. "I mean what kind of answer is "Because we're Sonic heroes'? I mean... Good grief!"

"Well I didn't like the answer that much either," the host told him. "I was hoping for something good but all we got was a cheesy answer."

"Sonic is brain damaged," Metal Sonic said.

"Well I wouldn't say brain damaged," the host said thoughtfully. "A little hyperactive but not brain damaged."

"I think he's brain damaged."

"Yeah whatever," the host said. "So can you turn into your dragon form on command or do you have to eat a lot of sugar before you do?"

"What does consuming sugar have to do with my ability to turn into Metal Overlord?" he wanted to know.

"I dunno," the host said. "I just noticed you scanned the data of a lot of hyperactive sugar addicted people in Sonic Heroes. Won't that make you go into a overload? I mean, sugar in machines gas tanks is a bad thing."

"I never inject myself with sugar," Metal Sonic snapped. "Just because the people I scanned might like sugar doesn't mean I absorbed sugar into my super structure."

"It really would have been a mess if you had," the host snorted. "I bet your head would have exploded and your body would be walking around without a head. hehehe."

"You're nuts!"

"Aren't we all?"

"No we're not."

"How would you feel if Eggman created a Metal Amy?"

"Why are you asking me that?" he asked, suspiciously.

"Because I want to know how you'd feel about that," the host said. "I mean the real Amy stalks Sonic and tries to marry him every chance she gets and I was wondering if a robot version of her would be the same way."

"I hope not," Metal Sonic said.

"Why do you say that?"

"Because the real Amy already stalks me."

"Why?"

"She must think I'm Sonic or she needs glasses," the robot replied.

"Yeah, she probably needs glasses," the host agreed, nodding. "I bet she'd glomp a cactus if it was shaped like Sonic."

"A cactus?" Metal Sonic snorted.

"Why not?"

"I'd like to see that."

"So would I," the host grinned. "How would you feel if I told you that people pair you up with Sonic?"

"They what?!" Metal Sonic looked horrified at the idea. "Why would anybody want to do that?"

"Because they think that hate is surpressed love," the host replied, shrugging. "Some fans can't get it through their heads that you want to kill Sonic because you don't like him. They think that you love him and you're killing him because of that," the host grinned. "Kinda like how Karasu tries to kill Kurama on Yu Yu Hakusho because he loves him.."

"Some people have really sick minds," Metal Sonic said, glaring at the host.

The host put up her hands. "Hey, don't look at me," she said. "I don't want you with him. I prefer you with Amy."

"WHAT!?" he roared, getting up and looming over the host. 'That's just as bad!"

The host coward under his stare and put up her hands to protect herself. "Well do you hate Amy?"

"No, but I find her extremely annoying."

"So does half the Sonic fanbase," the host said. "But wouldn't you rather have her paired up with you that the person whose guts you hate?"

Metal Sonic thought about that a moment then said. "No, I'd rather not be paired up with anybody because I'm a robot and that makes me completely uncompatable"

"Clearly you've never watched the Transformers," the host said.

"What is that?"

"It's a show about robots that go around banging each other."

"It is?" Metal Sonic looked weirded out. "For real?"

The host snorted in laughter. "No," she said. "They're robots. They have no way of banging each other... unless you read sticky fics."

"Eh?"

"Nevermind," the host said shaking her head.

Metal Sonic sat down. "Maybe I should look that up," he said thoughtfully.

"Go ahead but avoid looking up fanart and fanfics on the subject," she said.

"Why?'

"Let me just say it's almost like you being paired up with Sonic," she replied.

"Ick!"

"Fantards can be very crazy sometimes," the host said, grinning.

"Indeed." he agreed.

A/N

Once again I apologize for taking so long to update. I was out of inspiration for the longest time and only got a small idea recently. I didn't want to do Metal Sonic so soon but he's the only guy that I remember details from. Sorry if this chapter stank. I think I lost my touch. Maybe it'll come back to me soon.