Title: Born-Again My Ass…
Fandom: Ginger Snaps
Characters: Brigitte/Sam
Prompt: 97 Writer's Choice
Word Count: 232
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: Always AU. And no offense to any Christians, I am a Christian, but this is just me poking fun at the idiots that I live around… they irritate me soooo much.
Sam rolled his eyes, sighing and leaning more against Brigitte's slightly smaller frame, trying to keep his arm around her shoulders from getting too heavy. He could feel her standing straight as a board, tough and grounded, a solid weight next to him. She looked it too, her arms folded and face set, looking like she'd withstand any storm that decided to show up. Which, right now, was exactly what she was doing.
Mary fucking Cartwright had apparently decided to take it upon herself to talk to the newly "declared" couple. She was, after all, the president of the local Christian teens association or some shit and knew that God would want the two freaks to not have sex. So the two victims had been subjected to twenty minutes of mind-numbing ear rape all about abstinence and God's will.
"So, you see, if you choose abstinence, your doing what God wants. Jesus will love you for it. Don't you want Jesus to love you?" she asked, a plastic smile spread across her face.
Sam wasn't sure what to say, but he didn't have to worry about it. "Oh, Jesus already loves me," Brigitte said, giving a half attempt at a smile. "But I make him wear a condom."
Sam never thought he'd hear Mary Cartwright cuss someone out, but apparently Brigitte had hit a very sensitive nerve. Way to take a joke.