Rukia: Hello everyone! I'm Rukia...
Matsumoto: And I'm *hic!* Matsumoto Rangiku! *hic!*
Rukia: *sweatdrops* ...right. Anyways, I'm afraid we have some rather sad news for you; due to a hard drive crash "The Layman" lost the next chapter of this story.
Matsumoto: *exagerated* So tragic!
Rukia: Yes it is. Thankfully, it wasn't fully completed yet so it shouldn't be too hard to get back up to speed.
Matsumoto: *shouts to author* You can do it, Everyman!
Rukia: I think you mean "Layman", Rangiku.
Everyman: Did someone mention m-
Rukia: [censor] NO! GO AWAY! *dropkicks Everyman, clears throat* Anyways, since he's rewriting the chapter, he'd love for suggestions on what you, (the readers) would like to see happen in this next arc. It begins with seven mysterious figures come through the micro-climate in the office-
Matsumoto: Who've all had sex with Rukia here!
Rukia: N-N-No I haven't! It's just someone who looks like me! Regardless, the entire KPD has to fight and defeat these strangers to keep themtaking advantage of me. Matsumoto, could you read the list of confirmed characters?
Matsumoto: *hic!*
Rukia: ...Nevermind, I'll do it. So far we have Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Noitrra, Staark, Adult Nel, and Lolli and Melony. If there are any other Bleach characters you'd like to see that haven't been used yet please state your suggestions (along with how they should be used in the context of this story) in a review or a PM. Also give the author any scenarios you'd like to see happen; feel free to make them include any of the preiviously used characters, plus the above mentioned Arrancar and your own suggestions.
Matsumoto: And read and review all of the Everyman's other stories as well!
Rukia: Rangiku! If you say it like that everyone will just think it's a shameless plug!
Matsumoto: It's not? *takes drink from magically appeared sake bottle*
Everyman: Seriously, I know I just heard my name mentioned!
Tatsuki: Arisawa Special Attack; Dragon Super Kick! *sends Everyman flying* I thought we got rid of you in the last chapter?
Everyman: *woozily* I'll be back...
Matsumoto: Ahnold!
Rukia: *sweatdrops and hangs head* Please review and send your suggestions?...