A/N: Okay before I forget this idea, I'm writing it :L But I promise I'm gonna do those requests later!:D I had a really good feeling about this chapter too :L So I hope you all like it!:D

And Val's a bit young ... Maybe about 16/17 ish?

Enjooooy!


General POV.

Skulduggery walked through Valkyrie's front door and wandered into the living room. But he froze when he heard familiar voices from the kitchen.

"Fletcher! Just stick it in!" Came Valkyries voice, breathless.

"I can't its too big!" Fletchers strained voice replied.

"Ah don't be a pussy!.... OW! Okay take it out again! Fletcher take it OUT!"

"It's stuck! Shit! It won't come out!"

Skulduggery felt his jaw drop. He slowly and reluctantly dragged his feet through to the kitchen and poked his head through the door and braced himself for the sight he was about to see. But instead, he saw Valkyrie and Fletcher trying to shove the dining table through the kitchen door.

Breathing a sigh of relief, he walked back out the door and sat in the sitting room. He was getting horrible vivid images in his head with Valkyrie and Flecher doing.....ugh. He grabbed the first book he saw and started to read.


A/N: Okay bad ending and short chapter...

But I hope you all liked it :P

And I'll try and update really really soon but I have HUGE exams this year so I might not be able to :( I can definately try though :P

And pleaaase review :) I love reviews... They give me a fuzzy happy feeling x]

NightVampyre.

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