Hey guys! So two weekends ago I went to and it was amazing! I met a bunch of people who read my fics and it was awesome!

Anyways: so the real reason as to why I haven't updated is that as of September 15th, my laptop (my best friend, my companion, my secret-keeper, my secretary, and all around best electronic device in the house) died. There was nothing wrong with it the night beforehand but it completely crashed the next day and it hasn't been able to boot up since and I can't find my damn recovery disks. ;( So, I am currently using my mom's laptop until mine gets better or I have to buy a new one.

Now, on with the crack fiction!

181. Mind-rape somebody

America had recently been listening to some of Japan's popular bands in the past couple years and one of the newest ones he had been listening to was AKB 48, an all-girl band.

"Dude! They're all so awesome, especially that Aimi Eguchi! You'll have to hook me up to meet the band!"

"I'm sorry America-san, but you won't be able to meet Eguchi-san."

"But why not?"

"Well, you see…she isn't a real being. She is a computer generated being with features being taken from her other band mates."

"…"

They found America hiding in a closet later freaking out that robots were beginning to take over the world.

182. Win an argument

"Dude, my country is so much better than yours Iggy! I can even prove it!"

"-sigh- How so?"

"Well, my shows are the best because we've got stuff like American Idol and America's Got Talent that takes ordinary people and helps make their dreams come true because we're the heroes!"

"…have you ever considered that the most popular judges on your shows are the British ones like Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan?"

"….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

And so, the British won round 1.

183. Watch random videos on YouTube

The meeting was going nowhere when Italy was scolded for having his headphones in when he was on his laptop while the meeting was going on.

"Ve~ but Germany! I'm watching the pastry cat in different countries!"

After showing the original Nyan Cat video, they quickly moved onto the other versions like British Nyan Cat, Mexican Nyan Cat, Nein Cat, French Nyan Cat, Russian Nyan Cat, and so on.

They didn't get anything done at that meeting, but they had multiple songs stuck in their heads and adorable flying food kitties on the brain.

184. Celebrate an International Holiday

International 'Talk like a Pirate Day' was a success, at least until England, France, and Spain all decided to start sword fighting on top of a table during another meeting.

"Ye bloody frog! I'll run you through with my sword if ye be advancing on me again!"

"Ohohonhonhon~"

185. Start playing a new game

It started when Prussia got 'Angry Birds' on his iPhone and was on a mission to defeat every level and Germany noticed and watched him play a bit.

It was a few days later when Italy found Germany swearing profusely about the 'damn green pigs that just won't die' while stabbing at his iTouch and actually not paying attention to the meeting for once.

I'm serious about 181. Seriously, look it up! Also, I was pondering about 182's point while watching the finale of 'America's Got Talent'.