A/N: You people are amazing. I love your reviews and am especially happy to know you're enjoying this.
So, suddenly inspired(and OCD), I went through the chapters, did a lot of editing. As of now [August 29, 2017], Chapter 11 is new and so are Chapters 18 through 22.
For all the others, I've squirreled around with the layout and changed the wording a bit. Some may be different (for ex. Chap. 1 has a few new details), but most of them shouldn't have changed too much.
Thank you very much for reading! (Sorry about the long A/N.)
March 1
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Having Torch-guy back is great! He's still a little weird and won't come within five feet of me, but I think Wilbur the Not-bear freaked him out and now he thinks he has to protect me.
I should probably be complaining or concerned(Torch-guy did just casually set someone on fire), but I'm just glad I'm not alone anymore.
Especially alone with Wilbur.
It's not that I don't like him, it's just... I'm not sure he's a good influence on a young book page.
But otherwise, he's great. The loincloth is still weird and he does crazy dances when Torch-guy isn't looking, but he's kinda growing on me.
You know, when he isn't trying to get revenge.
Yeah, that's a thing now. (I told you he reminded me of the Bastard.)
Poor Torch-guy looked away for a second and got covered in melted rat fat. (Wilbur refuses to eat stuff that isn't fresh... Or raw... Again, not a good influence.) He almost caught fire too(what with having a torch by his face), but I put it out with a fancy Ninjutsu!
But, for no apparent reason, the fox kinda decided to help out with his chakra and we almost drowned. Well, they almost drowned. I'm fine.
Unfortunately, the torch wasn't.
I'm pretty sure Torch-guy(ex-Torch-guy now, I guess) is crying. Can't really tell 'cause he's soaked, but his mask has been dripping for awhile...
Although, it could be because Wilbur's loincloth was also a flood victim and now me and (ex)Torch-guy are scarred for life. I lived with the Perverted Sage so I recovered real fast, but...
Poor (ex)Torch-guy.
When we get out of here, I'll get him a new torch. Ooh, and a box of matches as an extra special something! (And as a back up in case he shrinks. Everyone says a ninja has to be prepared.)
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Signed ~ Uzumaki Naruto, your still stuck author.
P.S. I guess it's back to glow sticks...