In response to: Dear sir,
I was actually rather delusional the entire time I had the fever... I don't remember much, just what everyone else told me later, and to be frank, if being able to drag around a car for several hours doesn't count as super strength, I don't know what else does. Now that I think about it... most of the southern states are female... so who do your unmentionables represent? Unless you don't have any, amigo, that's fine too. Now if you excuse me, I have to go stop France from streaking in front of my citizens... and me... Hmm, you won't mind if I make France "disappear" for a coupla days, do ya?
Signed,
Alex "Texas" Montoya
P.S. Yes, a chihuahua in fact, and if my hunch is correct, that's France Houston is growling and barking at right now, and France is going become very acquainted with my shotgun very soon. (insert evil smirk here)
Dear Alex,
My unmentionables is called unmentionables for a reason! It's unmentionable because it's so big and use to be the talk between all the countries. However, being the hero that I am, I was responsible and said this, "Hey everyone! Stop talking about my penis!" Yep. That's just what I told them. Right in the middle of a meeting. France you say? Pfft. No one will mind. He needs to learn a lesson.
Love ya,
Alfred F. Jones