I am back! And with a new drabble. This idea has been going on through my mind for a while, okay most of you TPS readers and writers don't really like Ryan – though I don't see why – and some like him….i'm one of those who like Ryan and keep him as Jen's boyfriend like in the series but for those who would like to see him in torture then….here's this drabble,

It's not exactly torture but he gets kicked out of his own house so maybe that's enough torture :D

Hope you enjoy

"Get out!" was the last thing heard before the front door of the large house was slammed closed in Ryan Slocum´s face, he sagged his shoulders in disbelief….he didn't know what he did wrong…all he said is that his five month pregnant wife should probably eat less…turns out his wife Jen took that as an insult that he was calling her fat and kicked him out

Now here he is wondering around the ranch wondering what to do next 'she might not let me in all night' he thought to himself running his fingers through his longish coffee brown hair and walked straight toward his car, his parent in –law certainly wouldn't be a good choice to stay with for the night….'got it!' He thought snapping his fingers and got in his car and drove off to the New Hope ranch

Obviously Sam would probably let him stay over for the night, she is his friend right? Although she didn't really trust him in the past she sure trust him now….even though it was quite loud at her house for the amount of kids she and her husband Jake Ely had but it would be better than anything else, he wasn't sure of what Jake would say….the guy certainly wasn't mean or challenging like he used to be but he definitely wasn't nice to him either….he was sure Sam would handle him.

When Ryan knocked on the front door of the house of Sam he was hoping she would answer the door holding her month old baby Emmet and smiling at him but he found, instead it was Brandon or Aaron who answered the door "Hi uncle Ryan, what are you doing here?" by the well spoken sentence he knew it was Brandon

"Can I speak with your mother Brandon?" Ryan asked the little toddler, they toddler looked certainly indignant but let it go

"Mommy is getting Zac ready for bed, I'll call daddy" he said and turned around and yelled out "Daddy! Uncle Ryan is here!" he yelled and emediantly crying started, at first Ryan thought the kid was Brandon for his way of speaking well but then he considered if it were Aaron who was always loud and noisy….he had to learn to tell the difference between those two

Jake came walking up to the two with a rather scolding look on his face as he stared at his son "we tell you not to yell in the house Aaron and yet you still do it, go to bed" Jake said patting Aaron's head as he passed by going back to his room, Jake looked at Ryan for a moment as if he were analyzing him but Ryan was certain that Jake wasn't pleased by the sudden visit "what did you do now?" he asked before opening the door wider

Ryan was shocked, he heard Sam say that Jake could read her like a book…he didn't expect that the guy could do it on anyone else; he sat on the couch in the living room "I kind of told Jen she should eat less…I think she put to thought I was calling her fat" Ryan said scratching his head smiling sheepishly at Jake who sat on his arm chair next to the fire place, Jake looked at Ryan like he was the most biggest idiot to face the planet…he suddenly burst out laughing thinking of the big mistake Ryan just made

"Well you certainly are the biggest idiot I ever met" Jake said wiping tears away from laughing so hard and shook his head at the confused soon to be father on the couch "what were you thinking anyway?" he asked clearing his throat from any signs of humor or that he was recently laughing

"Nothing, I just thought I wouldn't be a good idea for her to eat a lot….." Ryan replied but by the unimpressed look on Jake's face he knew he clearly made a mistake on doing such "I shouldn't have said that huh?" he said

"Darn right you shouldn't have" Jake said looking serious, he had his fair share of those crazy mood swings and it wasn't like he was making sure it didn't want that to happen to Ryan…the guy was stupid enough not to think of the wave of emotions that would come "it's never the best idea to tell a pregnant woman that she should eat less, trust me I been there" he said shuddering all of the sudden as if remembering the first time it happened

(Flashback)

Jake and Sam were sitting on a couch in the living room of their house watching a movie, enjoying the peace while the Brandon, Aaron and Zac were asleep; Sam was curled up at the end of the couch eating ice cream while Jake was on his arm chair drinking a bottle of water

Sam being six months pregnant was starting to show and she seemed more comfortable with a lot of her personal space instead of curled close to her husband….of course Jake didn't mind, he made sure he didn't do anything to make her uncomfortable or upset….but let's just say tonight he seemed to forget his word

He looked at Sam as she ate and watched the movie; he was quite clueless when it came to pregnancies diets….when she was expecting the twins she was only eighteen and still lived with her parents, he didn't know how much she ate but he was sure it was a lot since she was feeding three at the time….Zac wasn't any different, Sam's diet didn't change much when she was expecting him…as far as Jake knew Zac turned out a bit bigger than his older brothers

Sam noticed the stares she was getting from her husband because she stopped eating and looked at him with an arched eyebrow "what?" She asked still holding a spoon filled with chocolate ice cream

"How much are you supposed to eat?" Jake asked looking at her with a curios look on his face

By the look on Sam's face she didn't seem pleased by the question "excuse me?" she asked starting to feel a little ticked off feeling like he was questioning her weight or who knows what

He certainly wasn't getting the clue that his wife was on the verge of yelling at him because he continued "I mean how much are you supposed to eat when you're expecting only one baby? Is there a specific amount on how much you're supposed to eat? Do you think you're eating too much?" in these kinds of situations…Jake certainly WAS clueless by the fact his wife is NOW ticked off

"Are you calling me fat?" Sam asked not looking the slightest chance pleased at all…Jake certainly knew not to mess with a pregnant woman, he made sure he was careful with what he said around his wife because when you seem to say something the least offensive…well let's just say she can see the total opposite of the term

"No" he said but the look on her face told him she wasn't convinced.

(End of Flashback)

Jake shuddered at the thought, that was a few months ago and he ended up sleeping in the barn; he looked at Ryan who seemed to be wondering what to do in the current situation "just keep your big mouth shut and you will live" and with that he left.

Sam came in the room with a blanket and pillow and close behind was Brandon drinking warm milk from a sippy cup, she placed the stuff next to Ryan and gave him a look that wasn't pleased "do what Jake tells you Ryan, trust me he has experience" she said and turned around picking up her son and left the room, but by the look on her face Ryan knew Jen called and told her what happened.

Tada! see? the guy was actually stupid enough to do something like that, Jake certainly wasn't impressed...hes been through the experience of making his wife mad at him. Hope you liked it because seriously i don't know what else to put to make Ryan look like an idiot in front of someone :D

R&R