Dear Fanfiction

by our dancing days

... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.

35. Sincerely, Cinna and Portia

Dear Fanfiction,

We're friends. Just friends. There is no chemistry. We are professionals; that's all we'll ever be. Isn't that right, Cinna?

Asdfghjkl. Whatever you say, darling.

See?

Sincerely, Cinna and Portia.

P.S. Friend-zoned.

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Ever so slightly OOC here, but you never know...

This was supposed to be the previous chapter, but FF decided to delete my update and posted what was supposed to be this chapter instead. Anyway, in honour of my 400th reviewer, this was for Lavender Flame! Thank you, and I'm sorry for not posting this sooner!