wow! you guys liked the texting as much as I did?! XD
it was a pain in the butt writing all the usernames so I thought the chapter would be long but I read over and it was quite short despite being over 1000 words so I will write more
also the kaomojis showed up ( ﾟヮﾟ) but several texts where the letters were separated didn't show up. for example:
(honest to God have no idea if that showed up but if it did u get my drift)
ANYWAYS! Im talking a lot sorry but I read the reviews and whenever I get a batch of reviews in my inbox it always leaves one dude/dudette out! IDK Y! So I read reviews back till October and a lovely guest offered the idea of biting into hubba bubble bubblegum tape for the TERROR SERRIIIEESSS (AAAAHHH)! So I will incorporate that into texting;… somehow!
~In which Hubba Bubble makes its presence known, some people don't care, cereal makes its comeback, and Nino consecutively roasts Chloe ~
Underlined: edits made to the chat
Bolded: Usernames/ group chat names
Italics: Speech
NOTE: This is post reveal. Nino is the turtle boi. Superhero squads! Also has some minor cuss words? Not really
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Saturday, May 6, 4:46 PM
Superhero Squad (^_-)
ReptilianGod is now online.
DontBugMe is now online.
ReptilianGod: ayeee Mari
DontBugMe: Hi Nino :D
ReptilianGod: do u know where alyas at?
ReptilianGod: after the fight earlier 2day I split off w her to detransform but we ran into this dude
ReptilianGod: he was totally cool and all but alya got freaked out after he chewed some gum or smth
DontBugMe: Huh… that's a bit weird..
ReptilianGod: i'll see if I can meet up w her later on
foxy~mama is now online.
DontBugMe: Speak of the devil!
foxy~mama: is that ur way of calling me a devil
ReptilianGod: alya! r u good?
foxy~mama: wht?
ReptilianGod: after the fight u freaked and ran off
foxy~mama: OMG
foxy~mama: DON'T REMIND ME
DontBugMe: Alya fr what happened ?
busy~bee is now online.
busy~bee: you guys looooove spamming my phone don't u
ReptilianGod: sssSHHH alyas about to exploit
busy~bee: don't shush me! dumb tortoise
ReptilianGod: I AM A TURTLE FYI
DontBugMe: K SHADDUP
busy~bee: geez bug calm your spots
ChatwithChat is now online.
ChatwithChat: I'm also curious now
ReptilianGod: hey the whole squads here u can tell us what freaked u out now
busy~bee: oh so that's what this is abt …
DontBugMe: （ _ゝ）
ChatwithChat: OK AY just tell us rn before things escalate
foxy~mama: k fine… u def wont like it tho just a warning (ΘεΘ;)
busy~bee: just get on with it fox would u
foxy~mama: ok so nino and I were heading back
foxy~mama: to detransform then we ran into this kid
ReptilianGod: yea? then?
foxy~mama: ssssHHH LET ME FINISHhh
ChatwithChat: (￣ー￣)
ReptilianGod: sORYY SORRY
foxy~mama: the kid was nice but then he took out a pack of gum
foxy~mama: the American hubba whatever gum
foxy~mama: the one that comes in a tape and
foxy~mama: he
DontBugMe: …
busy~bee: he…
ReptilianGod: hey als don't go offline on us..
foxy~mama: HE BIT IT
DontBugMe: !
busy~bee: um
foxy~mama: UES HE FREAKIGN BIT THE GUM AND OFC NIMO DIDNT SEE HE WAAS LOOKGN THE OHTER WAY BUT I DID OMFOG
DontBugMe: ALYA I AM SO SORRY
ChatwithChat: Uh, isn't this sort of an overreaction
foxy~mama: excuse me what
busy~bee: im agreeing w him for once, its literally just gum
busy~bee: u are so dramatic
ReptilianGod: ok chloe now that's hilariously hypocritical
ReptilianGod: but I sorta get where shes coming from its just gum
DontBugMe: DID U NOT READ THE PART WHERE SHE SAYS HE BITES INTO THE TAPE..!
ChatwithChat: But it ends up the same in the end anyways?
DontBugMe: That's far beside the point! Who bites into gum tape?!
ChatwithChat: People do things their own way ig
ChatwithChat: For example some people pour milk first then add cereal ┐('；)┌
DontBugMe: THE PEOPELE WHO KNOAW HOWQ TO EAT CEREAL DO IT LIEK THAT !
ChatwithChat: Lets see; NO
busy~bee: are we missing something here?
foxy~mama: idk…?
ReptilianGod: is this like aggressive flirting
DontBugMe: ALYA
foxy~mama: hoyl crap yes MAAM
DontBugMe: U POUR MILK FIRST OR CEREAL?
foxy~mama: Uhh tbh… I pour the cereal first..
DontBugMe: WTH
ChatwithChat: Would you look at that !
foxy~mama: SRRY IT JUST STAYS CRISPIER THT WAY
DontBugMe: NINO!
ReptilianGod: I've prepared this answer in advance to say I don't give a crap which one I put first
DontBugMe: CHLOE
busy~bee: I don't eat cereal
ChatwithChat: Curious, curious indeed huh
DontBugMe: These guys don't count !
busy~bee: excuse ME?!
ReptilianGod: ok Chloe u had no opinion but yeah EXCUZE ME?
ChatwithChat: Lets be real if we look at the buoyancy and soaking rates and whatnot it would be obvious that pouring in the cereal first allows the food to stay more enjoyable
DontBugMe: Don't get all physicsy on me (ಠ益ಠ)
ChatwithChat: Just saying ┐(´ー`)┌
DontBugMe: FIGHT ME
foxy~mama: cHILL U OLD MARRIED COUPLE
ChatwithChat: I STAND BY THE TRUTH
ChatwithChat: Cereal first is the real way
DontBugMe: No more cookies for uヽ(ｏ皿′ｏ)ﾉ
ChatwithChat: wiat NOO
busy~bee: nino you can say anything you want
busy~bee: but nobody is as dramatic as these two
busy~bee: they belong in a soap opera
ReptilianGod: u said something right for once
busy~bee: what was that TORTOISE (ಠ益ಠ)
foxy~mama: our little bee's first kaomoji ;O
foxy~mama: they grow up so fast (ロ)
busy~bee: I lose brain cells talking to you guys
ReptilianGod: not sure u had any to begin with
busy~bee: is this for pushing u off of that roof
busy~bee: cause u have a shell so I bet it didn't even hurt
ReptilianGod: I just like annoying u since u make it so easy
ReptilianGod: but now that u gave me a reasonヽ(ｏ皿′ｏ)ﾉ
foxy~mama: oml everyones fighting like old married couples
ReptilianGod: na if I marry anyone it'll be u ;-)
foxy~mama: aw :)
busy~bee: ewe w ewe w ew
foxy~mama: whaaaat just cus ur single
busy~bee: im single by CHOICE
busy~bee: queen bees r independent
ReptilianGod: yo mari? adrien? u been quiet for some time now…
DontBugMe: U know what I realize
DontBugMe: At least nobody eats Hawkmoth's way
ChatwithChat: don't remind me（ ´,_ゝ`)
DontBugMe: sorry :/ also for being extremely pissed
DontBugMe: some people will never eat cereal correctly I suppose
ChatwithChat: I thought you were making amends -_-
DontBugMe: XD
busy~bee: sorry for intruding on your flirting
foxy~mama: no ur not
busy~bee: butwhats hawkmoth's way?
ChatwithChat: ehh… ;_;
DontBugMe: he sort of pours them in both at once…
foxy~mama: kill me now
ReptilianGod: can our graves be next to each other
foxy~mama: daaaaaw ;-)
busy~bee: do you absolutely need to flirt here -_-
foxy~mama: yep
ChatwithChat: For your viewing pleasure
busy~bee: omg NO.
DontBugMe: Yeeaahh… me and kitty here stumbled upon the bowl on the roof a few weeks later..
ChatwithChat: It was all moldy and the cereal was like a sludge（´-`）
ReptilianGod: bro did not need that detail
foxy~mama: that sounds horrifyingly disgusting
busy~bee: i'm officially never eating cereal
ReptilianGod: good the less joys for you the better
busy~bee: you get harsher but sound dumber tortoise
ReptilianGod: you sound dumber every time you say tortoise instead of TURTLE (ಠ益ಠ)
ChatwithChat: I feel like I'm in a warzone
DontBugMe: She pushed him off of a roof; they may as well have started a war
foxy~mama: is this their new official hate relationship cus its goin on the blog
ChatwithChat: Why do you still uphold the Ladyblog?
foxy~mama: IT IS MY CHILD. Besides now I have better footage and news .. conveniently ;-)
busy~bee: well I'll be going, I need to eat
DontBugMe: come over later for dessert :P
busy~bee: ..really?
busy~bee: I mean, yeah whatever
busy~bee: butplease do uphold your flirting somewhere else -_-
ChatwithChat: Nah, my affections for Milady are unguarded :3
busy~bee is now offline.
DontBugMe: Don't know what to say to that
foxy~mama: aaaawwww finally accepting his flirting ;o This is going on the blog
foxy~mama: LadyNoir fans are gonna love it :-)
ReptilianGod: Lady Noir? Isn't that a cookie…
foxy~mama: yes ;-) just as sweet as the ship
foxy~mama: speaking of, im supposed to treat my "little angels".. -_-
foxy~mama: im coming over to urs mari
ReptilianGod: same here im hungry ;o;
ReptilianGod is now offline.
DontBugMe: Sure guys, I love seeing your sisters anyways Alya :D
foxy~mama: gah u ray of sunshine ur truly a match for adrien
DontBugMe: ALYA
foxy~mama is now offline.
ChatwithChat: Truly a match huh ;-)
DontBugMe: Well we are ladybug and black cat :P
ChatwithChat: Come on don't deny it ;-) my charming personality has won you over
DontBugMe: Just come over, would u? My parents would like to see you again XD
ChatwithChat: :O! For Tom and Sabine ANYTHING!
ChatwithChat is now offline.
DontBugMe: silly chaton…
DontBugMe is now offline.
A/N The cereal fic (Chapter 9) is by far my most popular.. it alone has over 40 reviews? XD That's just so funny for some reason
I really liked this texting so I updated again quickly :P PLEASE LEAVE REVIEWS they totally make my day lol