Ichimaru Gin's Diary
Chapter 37: So Called Halibel
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Entry 389
Szayel Apporo Grantz here^^
For some odd reason, all Espada ranked Cuarto and up are gone…Even Aizen and his two weird eyed buddies. They left so suddenly… I'm lonely because Ulquiorra was my chess buddy…
*sigh* the worst thing is that NNOITRA is in charge of Las Noches…until Neliel Tu came back so she's in charge!
Nnoitra is not happy.
But the rest of us are, because Miss Tu is quite beautiful^^ I enjoy watching everyone fail when flirting with her.
*AN: I forgot how to spell her last name…
Entry 390
Grimmijow: "Nel, you must be the opposite of Ulquiorra cuz you're hot!" (Note from S.A.G.: Opposite as in Ulquiorra is cold and Nel is 'hot' to the Sexta.)
Neliel: "Yeah…and you're not."
Me: "You just got BURNED!"
Entry 391
Neliel: "Oh, you must be the other girl Espada I heard about! Nice to meet you Halibel-san!" ^^
Nnoitra: "Yer such a friggin' idiot, Neliel!"
Me: "…Yes…My name is Tia Halibel…"
Nnoitra: "Hey, Tia, where's Szayel?"
Neliel: "Oh, I remember that name from somewhere! He helped you kick me out of the Espada and out of Las Noches!
Me: "Um…uh… Szayel Apporo-kun is the Tercera Espada! H-he's not here right now…"
Neliel: "Darn it, I wanted to personally thank him for helping Nnoitra."
*gulp* Neliel is staying here…and she thinks I'm Harribel!
This can't be good…
Entry 392
"Halibel-chan! Where are you? Halibel-chan! Oh, hi, Grimmijow. Have you seen Halibel-chan?"
"No, baka, she's with-"
"Uh, here I am, Neliel!"
"What the heck? Grantz, Halibel's gonna kill you when-"
"HAHAHAHA! Grimmijow you're so funny! Hahaha!" *whispers to him so Nel doesn't notice* "I'll give you cat nip AND a blue ball of yarn if you don't blow my cover."
"…Hahaha…yeah… Halibel here is just great! Wonderful girl! Excuse us for a moment, Neliel-san!"
Entry 393
"Give it, Apporo."
"Fine…" *hands over a small bag of cat nip and a nice shade of blue yarn*
*Grimmijow is happy and proud* "Thank you."
Entry 394
"What did you need me for, Neliel?"
"I was wondering if you wanted to sleep over with me in my old headquarters!"
*imagines what could happen* "…" *slight nosebleed* "EXCUSE ME!"
Entry 364
Huh…Halibel-chan just ran off suddenly…
Oh well! Nel here and I'm gonna visit their prisoners!
There's two girls and one kid…
Ew…the kid's hair is old, white, and moldy…
Entry 395 (AN: WARNING: If you have a very weak stomach, please do not eat while reading this entry XD Read it anyways if you want, but if you have a very stomach, don't imagine what the food would look like)
"HIYA! I brought you three some Mac n Cheese for dinner!"
"OHHH! Rangiku-san, I have some ketchup and ranch we can put into it!"
"I have some rice to mix it in, too! This is going to be one of the best meals I'll have here!"
White haired kid: *looks like he's gonna hurl*
Me: "…I have some…chocolate you could add to that if you want…?"
The other two: "YUUMMM~!"
Entry 396
Me: "Alright! This is the first Espada meeting ever since Aizen-sama has left! I'm re-ranking you all until he comes back! Starting with Primera and ending with the…Septima cuz the other four left!"
Grimmijow: "Che, I'll get a higher rank than everyone!"
Me: "Alright! Seeing that I am the strongest one in here, I'm the Primera! Segunda is Grimmijow, then Tercera is Leroux! Cuarto is Halibel (for some reason everyone gave her a weird look than) and Quinta is Aaroniero, Sexta is Yammy, and Septima is Nnoitra!"
Nnoitra: "WHY AM I THE WEAKEST?"
Me: "Cuz you don't derserve to be called a warrior. You are more like a beast."
Nnoitra: "YEAH! I'M BEAST!
Halibel: "Yeah, and Grimmijow's a cat."
Entry 397
Is it just me, or does Halibel-chan look like some I've seen before?"
AN: END CHAPTER FOR NOW LOL
Just so it doesn't get too confusing, whenever Neliel writes, Szayel will be known as Halibel XD
So…Let's see how this goes… (you should scroll down to the Espada snack time)
:D
Neliel: Espada Snack Time…?
Grimmijow: This segment is usually where Aizen forces us to try new foods, Nel.
Neliel: Oh…OK! I have a new food for you guys!
"Halibel": What is it?
Neliel: It's called pumpkin bread! It's pretty good, but they're kinda delicate cuz if you hold them too hard or something like that, then they'll crumble… (AN: That ALWAYS happens to me XD)
Aaronniero: Well…Ulquiorra isn't here… so Grimmijow, you try it.
Grimmijow: Che, I guess as the Segunda Espada, I get to have the honors. Woo-pe-doo. *pick up a slice*slice crumbles*Grimmy frowns*picks up his second slice*before he can take a bite it crumbles also*gently picks up last slice*holds it with both hands and eats is*
Everyone: …
Grimmijow: This stuff is good! *eats the broken pieces too*
Zommari: It's made from…pumpkins…?
Neliel: Yup! Just be careful, it took Grimmijow a while just to pick up one and eat it, so dig in!
Everyone: *keeps breaking it on accident*keeps picking up more slices*gently holds it with two hands*takes bite* YUUUMM~
Zommari: *in his mind* These are made from pumpkins! Humanity is very brutal and cruel… I am sorry my fellow pumpkins… I am sorry for the rest of the Espada… This bread looks so delicious… I…will resist…looks…so…good…*mouth waters*…*eats a slice* YUMM~ WHAT HAVE I DONE? I AM SORRY MY FELLOW PUMPKINS! STRIKE ME DOWN NOW!
"Halibel": Hey…what's wrong with Zommari? He just suddenly passed out… It looks like he'z having a seizure…
Zommari: *in his head* I will try to force myself to have a seizure! I AM SORRY FELLOW PUMPKINS!
Neliel: Maybe we should pour some water on him…
Nnoitra: I'LL BLESS IT!
Grimmijow: NUH UH! I WILL! I'M THE SEGUNDA!
Nnoitra: BUT I'll BEAT YA TO IT! BLESS BLESS BLESS BLESS BLESSEY BLESS BLESS!
Grimmijow: BLESSEY BLESSEY BLESS BLESS BLESSEY BLESSEY BLESS BLESS!
Neliel: Is this what…Aizen-sama ALWAYS deals with…?