Yes! I'm updating on time for once!
Lily: Let's celebrate by playing a game. How about 'How you feel about the dbz characters you don't own?'
Boy, that's a mouthful, not to mention made up! Alright, bring em on!
Lily: Okay. How about Nappa?
Neutral.
Lily: The choices are either yes or no. I'll let that one slide. Cell?
Neutral.
Lily: Quit saying the same thing! Ha, got one. Brolly?
Neu- Holy yes no! -runs away-
Lily: Haha. I forgot how much she- -senses something behind her- I didn't mean to summon you! -dissapears-
Nappa: What are we doing here?
Cell: I don't know
Brolly: KAKAROT!
Warning: Several Mild cussing.
Late warning: And in chapter eighteen too. Yeah, that's very late.
"Hey, Raditz. Is it just me or is she not swearing as much as she used to back on the ship?" Nappa foolishly points out.
"You son of a-" (A/N: Due to the rating, Laura will be censored.) "What the hell is your fu-" (Whoops! Too early.) Five minutes later.. (A/N: Let's continue with the story now.) "-pile of shit!"
"Wow. I think I just learned a few new words," Raditz uncovers his ears along with the rest while Laura clutches her chest from lack of breathing right. Katana and Nappa are showing signs of a big headache and glaring at her. Zoe lessens her staring at one of the spirits milling about.
"Never mind."
Laura takes a deep breath and blinks in realization. "Hey Zoe? Did I miss anything on that story of yours?"
Zoe's eye twitches slightly, "No. I was too busy trying not to learn new words and keep my sense of hearing in tact."
"Sorry about that! I was just a tad bit pissed off." They raise an eyebrow, 'A tad?' "But, I'll extract my vengeance some other time! Alright, ready to continue listening to your adventure now." She looks over at the others and smiles sweetly. "Is that alright with you?" They nod slowly. "Onward with the meeting of the two beings!"
"…As I was saying, I met two sayjins. Paragus seemed to be happy to see me. Although I have a feeling it was because I am a female."
"Ew!" Laura wrinkles her nose, "So you're saying that he intended on making you the mother of the future race?"
"What?!" The others yell at once. Only Laura's face isn't red. She point laughs at them.
"Laura! You- gah, Congratulations! You have just gave us all disturbing images once more," Zoe says sarcastically. Her tail whips away from her hand and coils around her leg. "But, yeah. That's the general vibe I got when I revealed what I am. Dangit Laura! His son, Brolly only blinked at me thankfully. If he went insane again, I'd be in more trouble. Not to say he didn't go insane. That was a few days later, when I hid Paragus's mind control devise and convinced Brolly to play a few games with me. Such as Tag, Spar and a dangerous game of Hide and Seek. During that time and after, my fan girl mode steadily declined until I realized I really need to get to Namek, along with not getting killed. So, after Paragus got things under control again, along with explaining to me how important that evil device is, I said my farewells and used IT again. I wound up back on Earth, staring at Cell."
"Wait. You said that he wouldn't do anything for a few years. So, what's with him showing up?" Nappa says in confusion.
"Why do you care Stinky? You were the one who tried and failed to destroy Earth."
Nappa growls and raises his hand up again. Katana jumps in front of Laura protectively. "Please, Nappa. Don't do it again! I- I don't want to fight you."
Nappa glares at the two girls before settling back down. "Be thankful for the friends you've got girl."
"Oh, don't worry. I do that almost every week." Laura thanks Katana as they sit down, Katana being in the middle. Raditz looks around as if looking for someone.
"As for you question earlier, Nappa, that is true. However, he was in the middle of digging a hole when I appeared in his early larvae state. He is currently harmless to humans and I walked away without doing any harm to him. I use IT again and wind up on a planet in the GT series!" Seeing the look on their faces, Zoe scrunches up her nose, "A planet which was created by,I mean a living, uh, creature is slowly developing for currently unknown purposes. Yeah, that's what I meant… That thing is something I like too so, before leaving, I sung it a song while calming my nerves and used you know what just to appear in front of Vegeta and die from death beam. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!" Zoe yawns.
Laura whistles and speaks up, "Zoe? We can't die can we?"
"Ng. We are already dead and as long as we are here, we won't re-die."
"Really?" Laura smirks devilishly. 'Sweet! Muhahah! Me like this place now!'
"What's taking Kakarot so long?" Raditz murmurs.
"What are you talking about?" Katana asks.
You said that he will defeat Frieza, but I haven't seen him yet."
"Goku dies? The hero is not supposed to die I thought," Laura asks.
"Actually, he dies one, two…three times I think? I don't remember. But, yeah, if you're expecting Master Frieza to show up down here it's not going to happen for a while. King Cold will find him floating in space, turn him into some sort of cyborg, and Master Freiza will die at the hands of either Goku or a half sayjin."
"Half sayjin? Who-"
Laura interrupts Nappa, "Why the hell would Frieza's daddy help Goku? Wouldn't he be dead if he is floating in space?"
"What are you talking about?" Raditz raises an eyebrow.
Zoe grunts, a smirk playing on her lips, "Raditz. Could you come here please." Raditz does so and stares down at her. She motions him closer as she sits up. Now, their faces are centimeters apart. She leans closer to his ear, "There's a reason why she's con-"
"Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss," Laura chants. Both of them glares at her as she stops chanting and resorts to making kissing noises. "Are you two going to French now?"
"French?" Raditz slowly questions. Zoe falls back on the ground and covers her embarrassed face with her hands. Katana is also blushing as she slaps her hands over Laura's mouth again. "What is she referring to?"
"Sh-she's, uh. I-it's a type of kiss."
Laura pulls down her hands and adds, "Which involves lots of tongue and saliva-!" Katana smacks her hands back over her mouth.
Nappa laughs loudly at the victims. "I didn't know you two would fall for each other! So when is the mating ceremony?" Laura muffled laughs can be heard while Katana tightens her grip, face heating up more. Raditz glares at the three, blushing at such a notion. Zoe still has her red face covered, her tail now wrapped around her waist.
"Laura. Nappa. Shut up. There will never be such a relationship like that," Zoe peeks out at them with a heated glare. "What I was doing was informing why you confuse us."
"You've become a psychological genius?" Nappa asks.
Zoe laughs, her angry embarrassment ebbing away quickly, "Negative. Katana, can you remove your hands so Laura can tell us Master Frieza's gender?"
"She's an ugly bitchy female, duh. Anyone can see that!" Nappa and Raditz start laughing their heads off. Katana bites her lip lightly and Zoe smirks. "What? What did I say?"
"Fr-Frieza is- is a guy!" Nappa gasps out between laughs.
"She's a transvestite?" That makes them all laugh, but Zoe who gets the mental image and growls silently in disturbance. 'Okay, seriously. What's so funny?'
"No! Frieza is male! He's been a guy the entire time!" Tears are streaming the guy's faces from laughing so hard. A giggle escapes from Katana's mouth.
Finally, realization dawns on her. "Hold up. You all knew that Frieza is a guy this whole time and you didn't even bother to inform me?!" she fumes. "Some teachers and friends you all are!" She storms off, "These pointless deaths will be your fault!" She destroys a random cloudy soul and flies off.
"Zoe. Let's go find her and stop her!" Katana jumps up, no longer laughing.
"No. I wanna sleep."
Katana rolls her eyes, "You have all eternity to sleep. Besides, you know this place more and I doubt these other two would bother to help."
"Nope," said two say in unison.
Zoe groans, "Fine. I'll come." They take off and find Laura getting out of a red pond a few minutes away.
"Bath time already?"
"Shut up Zoe! Aw man, that cloud had razor sharp teeth. Look what it did to my leg! There is a chunk gone." They look to see her leg completely unscratched. "Well, never mind! But, seriously, another cloud smashed me flat. Stupid, gay ass, fat cloud."
"But your okay now right?" Katana squeezes the red liquid out of Laura's hair.
"As much as I can be considering I'm in, what's this place called again? Hell? Yeah, that's what it's called. If not, then that's what I deem in from now on!" Laura points at the sky.
"Hello!" an anonymous voice squeals. They all flinch at the noise and look around. Something in a cloak drops down in a heap close to Katana. She moves closer to her friends and away from the heap. It jumps up and clears it's throat before whipping off the hood. "Sorry about that. I came across helium earlier, but now my voice is getting back to normal."
"It's you!" The three girls point at once.
"Yes, yes. Pardon for the intrusion, but I must inform you of something very important."
"We're going back to our own dimension now?" they ask again together.
Lily shakes her head, "Sorry. I would but."
"But what?" Katana asks.
"There is just one small problem." Lily coughs lightly and looks at the ground.
"Well? What is it?" Laura growls.
"I know what. You three are not of this dimension if you forgot."
"No. I'm sure none of us has ever forgotten that detail," Katana stiffly replies.
"Just tell us already!" Laura snaps.
"You won't be revived like the others when Shenron grants the wish."
"What?!" Zoe cries out.
"We could have gotten revived?" Katana asks.
"Why the fuck not?" Laura complains.
"Laura! Why won't we be revived like the others?"
"What others?" Laura asks.
"Those who were killed by Frieza will be revived, but not you three because you are not fully in this dimension," Lily slowly says.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean 'not fully'? Are we in it or aren't we?" Zoe tilts her head in confusion.
Lily falls silent, fiddling with her pockets. "I. I can't take you three back. I've not mastered that spell yet. Nor have I mastered the spell on sending you three here in the first place."
"But we are here correct?" Katana asks, words laced with worry.
"Not completely. For every half year you have stayed here, a day has passed in your home dimension. Time was supposed to freeze in your dimension as you go through your adventure here and return back home with little change, aside from your mental and physical form, if I had done the spell correctly."
"Why do I get the feeling you are going to tell us something worse?" Zoe asks.
"Your-" Lily mumbles the rest of the sentence. She takes a deep breath before speaking up. "You are here, but-" she breaks off again. She tries again, "In your home world, your bodies have been in a coma state." Seeing their confused looks, she hurries on. "Mentally, spiritually, emotionally you are here, but your real, physical bodies are in a hospital."
"Well, that explains the question on why we haven't seem to age any," Laura says dryly.
Lily laughs uncomfortably, "Yes, yes. When you died here, your bodies gave a jolt, giving your guardians false hope that you will awaken. However, your bodies flat lined right after you died in this dimension."
"So, we are dead in the real world?" Katana gasps, tears threatening to fall.
"No! No, no burials are to be made for you. You flat lined for five seconds, before, well, being revived on your own as one may say."
"What about Laura? She died down here a few times already." Zoe asks, rubbing her goosebumps as she feels uncontrollable rage rising inside her.
"…Laura." Lily shakes her head, smiling in disbelief. "Her body in your true home flat lined for three seconds each time. She 'died' five times and her guardians are really beginning to worry."
"Yeah right! My father don't give a shit about me!"
"It seems my spell on you swearing less has been broken."
"You put a damn spell on me?!"
"I'll be sure to change that later. In the meantime, I brought you three gifts to pass the time until I can figure out a loophole to the spell."
"You mean the spell you already messed up on?!" Zoe screams, feeling her rage growing dramatically.
"Oh, dear… I believe we should-" A green blast consumes Lily.
"What the fuck Zoe?!" Laura dodges an energy ball as she jumps away from her insane friend.
Katana runs off, "Laura! Let's get out of here!"
"Right behind you!" They both blast off, leaving Zoe in berserk mode. She doesn't laugh as she silently launches energy balls around her. One of them hits her friends, knocking them into the ground instantly. Katana staggers back and sees Laura missing.
"Sweet mother of Ra! What's happened to her?" Laura yelps as she reappears.
"I-I don't know! She's snapped. What can we do to stop her?"
"Screw that! I say we get to the other side of this place!"
"What about Lily?"
"There is no way we are going to help her! She's the one who got us into this mess in the first place!" Both of them look back and see a giant energy ball forming. "Aw shit! Let's hurry and go find the others!"
"M-maybe I should have let her slept," Katana squeaks as she follows Laura.
I just can't stop making Zoe go insane can I? Aw, well. She will have plenty of time to control her blind rage. Plenty and more plenty time. -sweat drop-
Next chapter will be the last one. So let's make it a mystery on what will happen. No, wait. I should give at least a tiny hint. Hmm. What should it be? Oh! Read the above paragraph!