Hey guys. It's Percy. Olympian876 wanted to do a Question and Answer segment to stop some frequently asked questions he get about the story. Because we get a lot! Trust me... Okay, here it is, STOP THE STUPID QUESTIONS SEGMENT with your beloved host, Percy Jackson.

"Welcome, Olympian876, God of all Fanfiction..." Percy stated.

"Thank you."

"Zeroth question asks: I hate your story, anyone who thinks this is funny should go to hell."

"Why don't you kiss my..." Olympian876 started.

"Hey Olympian876," Percy interrupted, "Next question asks: Did you purposely use a song that was used in Glee?"

"Yes. I did... I didn't watch Glee until the readers requested it. So I just happened to hear that one and thought it was good."

"Great, second question asks: Do you use a translator for Leo's Spanish?"

"No, I don't. I'm actually fluent in Spanish. My uncle's a Spanish teacher. He's been teaching me since I could talk."

"Then, let's here some!"

"Fine. Eh, Percy. Ir cierra la boca grande culo gordo! Yo conozco tu soberbia, pero cerró la Hades hasta!"

"Woah!"

"Moving on, I might use Google Translator here and there for insults. But otherwise, no. Big shocker, I know..." Olympian876 replied.

"Awesome, third question asks: Why do you copy YouTubers' creations?"

"If that was in the beginning, around that time someone had requested me to do a Parody/Humor. And around that time, my girlfriend of one year dumped me. So I couldn't really get funny... Yeah, now I can finally get some rest from that question..."

"Okay... Fourth question: Where do you get this material from? It's so random and funny!"

"This is an autobiography with some fiction to fit Percy Jackson. Literally, I do not make this stuff up! I look like Percy, my girlfriend looks like Annabeth (shout-out to her: Wazzup babe?), my best friend is fat with hairy legs. And my teacher is most likely part horse."

"Fifth question: I like donuts." Percy read the question out loud.

"...Yes?"

"Sixth question asks: How do I get this funny?"

"Try slipping on a banana peel, then break your skull open. I did that and I'm now funny (WARNING: THIS DOES NOT WORK IN REAL LIFE. DO NOT TRY, ATTEMPT, THINK, OR LAUGH ABOUT THIS. OR ELSE, OLYMPIAN876 WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER)."

"Okay, seventh question: Who is your favorite character to write about in this fanfic?" Percy asked.

"I'm thinking Leo Valdez."

"WHAT?" Percy exclaimed.

"I love the randomness." Olympian876 tried to explain.

"Die dirtbag!" Percy took out Riptide and slashed Olympian876 to bits (Fiction not fact).

A/N: Hey guys, I hope this cleared up some questions that you might have about the fanfic... All of these answers are true. They are not to be some joke. This is hard core fact. Okay, with that cleared. My question is who's your favorite character in this fanfic? Olympian876 out.