AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory YES! END THE STORY! 8DDDDDDD and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111 After you disgracing all gothic people, I don't want to be one, thanks.

Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. AHHHH! TOO MANY BAD GOTH JOKES! On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car. I went in it seduktivly. Stop saying seductively. It's getting annoying. Stan started 2 drive it. You don't say! I thought you started to eat carrots while in a car! We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan), kuttting, musik and being goffik. So specific.

"Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" Volxemort He's not Voldemort yet! agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy) Wha...?

"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." I said in a flirty voice. "...Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?"

"Well..." he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod." He doesn't even ask why she wants to know that?

Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. Sentence made bearable by the tether. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Sentence made bearable by the "cereal". Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists.

While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it sexily. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag sexily. Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it sexily. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em *facepalm* started 2 fly around everywhere sexily.

"OMG!111" Satan said jumping up sexily. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd sexily. "Enoby gess what?"

I new that the amnesia had worked sexily.

"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said sexily. "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u." Well, it hadn't been INVENTED yet! I am confused by how he knows all these things.

"Kul." I raised my eye How the flying trucks do you raise your eye? suggestingly sexily. And den... Unneeded ellipses number 56 he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out sexily. I tok of his shit sexily. Sentence made bearable by the shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way sexily!11 We frenched sexily.

"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep sexily.

"Fuk u!11" I said sexily. Suddenly... Unneeded ellipses number 57 I attaked her suking all her blood sexily.

"Noooooo!11" she screamed sexily. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped Crapped? In the words of Lapulta J.R.R Cahill (author on here), "Dang, Tara. You just HAVE to write the weirdest things for people to point out." koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether sexily. Satan and I started to walk outside sexily.

"Zomg how did u do that?" Voldremort He's not Voldemort yet for the love of the rainbow cheese peanut butter monkeys! asked in a turned-on voice sexily.

"I'm a vampire." I said as we went into the car sexily.

"Siriusly?" he gasped sexily.

"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum beer sexily. Satan started 2 drive da car sexily. And he ate carrots too. I smelled happily sexily.

"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink?"

"Yah." I said as we kised passively sexily. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time sexily. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol sexily.

"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin on da stage sexily. We did the devil fingers sexily. I started 2 dance really close to Satan sexily. He was so shmexay!1 Do you think EVERY guy you see is hot? It's starting to seem like that. He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way sexily. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing sexily.

"I wood like to peasant...XBlakXTearX!11" he said sexily. I ran onstage sexily. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there sexily. I think that sentence with the "sexily" in it isn't correct grammar. They started 2 play their instilments sexily. I got onstag sexily.

"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang sexily. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) Thank God. My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. You actually can't sound like a pentagram between two people. A pentagram is FIVE things. Hence the "penta." Everyone clappd sexily. Satan got an eructation sexily. "I'M NUT OKAY!1" I sang finaly sexily. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak sexily.

"OMFG!1" yielded James sexily. "Wut the fuck?"

"Woops im sory!" said Lucian sexily.

"You fuking ashhole!1" James shouted angrily sexily.

"U guys are such prepz!11" Snap said sexily. "Cum on Bad mental image! it wuz a mistake!1"

"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Serious sexily.

"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Samaro sexily. This is SO OOC I can't believe it! *sobs*

"U guys stop!11" I shotoed How do you shoto? angrily sexily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight sexily. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife sexily. And why the flying shoes does he have a knife?

"OMFG no!11" shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm sexily.

And den... Unneeded ellipses number 58 I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11 You did the sexily for me! Thanks!

"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak sexily.

Wait a moment here...

Did she just die?

YAY! HOORAY! *firecrackers*