List of oneshots part 2

chapter 37

What if Ruby asked where babies came from?

Series: RWBY

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-Beacon, RWBY's room-

"Yang, where do babies come from?"

She turned to her sister in shock as Blake looked up from her book and Weiss nearly dropped the textbook she was holding on her foot. "W...W...What?"

"I said, where do babies come from?"

"Why did you ask that?" Weiss asked while blushing.

"Because I felt like it." she said. "That and Nora asked me about it earlier."

'Wait, Nora doesn't know? Now THAT'S a shock.' thought Yang in surprise.

"So where to they come from?" Ruby asked innocently.

"Um…..uh….." Yang turned and bolted out of the room before slamming the door shut.

"Yang!" She yelled before looking at Blake. "Please tell me where they come from."

"Um you see-"

"Ask Pyrrha!" Weiss interrupted. "She knows about that sort of stuff!"

"Uh yeah! She can tell you everything."

Ruby blinked at that before nodding as she walked out the door.

Both sighed with relief at that while feeling a little guilty throwing Pyrrha to the lions.

-JNPR's room-

Knock knock knock.

"Yes?" Ren opened the door.

"Can I come in?" Ruby asked.

"Sure." he said letting her in as Pyrrha sat next to Jaune, who was studying, and Nora read a comic book. "So what's going on?"

"Um it's a question Blake and Weiss told me to ask Pyrrha."

Pyrrha turned to her. "And that would be?"

"Where do babies come from?"

Her eyes widened with Ren while she gulped. "Um, well….uh….did they say anything at all?"

"No, just that you know where they come from."

"Oh I know!" Nora grinned. "They come from eggs!"

Jaune sighed at that along with Ren.

"Really? So...we're all like birds?"

"No." Ren sweatdropped. "They don't."

"Then where?"

"Um….."

"Ask Coco, she know more then me." Pyrrha said quickly.

"But-" she was cut off as the door was slammed shut. "Damn it!"

-CFVY's room-

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOC-

"What is-OW!" Coco yelled as Ruby accidentally started knocking on her head. "Quit it!"

"Oh sorry."

Coco grumbled while pinching her nose. "Just tell me what you need, I'm kind of busy."

"Oh um...where do babies come from?"

Coco blinked. "Um, what?"

"Where do babies come from?" she repeated. "I keep asking people but no one is telling me."

She blushed before entering the room and brought her team out. "Can you repeat that?"

She frowned. "I said where do babies come from?"

"Um...from cocoons." Velvet said with a blush.

"Cocoons? Like the ones butterflies come from?"

'No.' Fox sighed. 'They don't come from cocoons, they come from cabbage patches.'

"Say what?"

Yatsuhashi sighed. "Ask one of the professors. They know more then us."

"Aw come on! I've asked the others, don't any of you know?"

"Just ask a teacher or the headmaster."

Ruby grumbled while giving them the finger before storming away. 'If I don't find out by the end of the day I'm gonna lose it!'

"Um Fox." Spoke Velvet.

'Yes?'

"Do your really think babies come from cabbage patches?"

'No, what about you?'

"Of course not, my mom actually gave me the talk before I got here."

'Good, because that would have been awkward if we had to teach her about sex.'

Ruby headed to Glynda's office and knocked on the door.

She walked out and looked confused. "Miss Rose? What is it?"

"Where do babies come from?!" She yelled.

Glynda reeled back. "Miss Rose! Don't yell indoors."

"SORRY!" She yelled before calming down. "So where do they come from?"

"Well….um…." she looked from side to side. "Maybe you should hold off until next year, that's when we usually teach sex ed."

"No way. I've been asking all day long and everyone I asked either said crazy ideas or told me to ask someone else. And I'm getting really impatient!" she growled. "So I wanna know where they come from, now!"

Glynda thought about it before sighing. "If you're serious about finding out, I recommend asking the headmaster."

"Why can't you just tell me? Don't you know? You're a teacher for Dust sake!"

"Let's just say he knows more about the subject then me."

Ruby growled before kicking her in the shin and ran away. "You're a bad teacher!"

"Ow!" she hopped up and down while holding the spot. "Miss Rose! Weeks worth of detention!"

"I don't care!"

-Ozpin's office-

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

Ozpin looked at the door before sipping his coffee. "Come in."

Ruby walked in with a frown. "Baby's, where do they come from?"

He blinked while raise an eyebrow. "What?"

She appeared in front of him. "Where. Do. Babies. Come. FROM?!"

He took a drink his cup and set it down. "Oh boy, guess this was bound to happen."

"So you know?"

"Yes, I know where they come from." He said before punching some buttons on screen as a projection screen appeared on the wall behind her. "Look and be warned, it will stick with you forever."

Ruby saw the screen turn on as images popped up.

(Fifteen hours later)

Slowly the screen turned off while Ruby's eyes were wide and her mouth hung open.

"And that is how babies are made." Ozpin said as the lights turned on. "Any questions?"

"Um…..hm….mmm...ah…" she babbled while he kept drinking from his coffee which seemed to never disappear.

"I'll take that as a no." He said while the screen went back up. "Now back to your dorm. Oh and if you got in trouble from this little incident, you're excused from punishment."

She just slowly nodded and moved up and out the office.

-RWBY's room-

Ruby walked back in while looking dreadful. "Oh Dust….how….why…"

"You found out?" Blake said while reading a book.

Ruby shook her head before looking at Yang. "You are EVIL!"

"What?"

"EVIL!" She yelled before giving her the finger while jumping onto her bed. "Evil!"

"Well it would have been weird to explain it to." spoke Weiss.

"But now I have a fetish for pregnant girls!" she glared. "And now I can't get the images out of my head! You three owe me big time, big!"

"What images?" Blake asked.

"The ones Ozpin showed me! Fifteen hours!" she covered her eyes. "So many fetishes, so many positions! I need to bleach my eyes just to get them out of my eyes!"

Yang frowned hearing that while tempted to bash his head in.

"What if we got you cookies?"

"No! I'm not doing that Weiss!"

"How about getting a cake?"

"NO!"

"...a boyfriend?"

"Good lord no!" she covered herself with the sheet.

"A girlfriend?"

"Fuck no!"

"A dog?"

"No no no!"

Blake sighed before taking her bow off. "Maybe a cat? I don't mind if it's only once."

She looked at Blake with a raised eyebrow. "You have to act the part and not break it for anything."

"Ok, nya." she spoke while on all fours.

Ruby sighed as Blake jumped up on the bed and purred as she petted her head. "Much better."

"So you're not going to leave the bed?" Weiss asked.

"Not until I forget what I just saw."

"Which will be for how long?"

"I don't know." She said while petting Blake on the ears.

"Nya."

Yang and Weiss sighed. 'At least she knows.'

Ruby sighed while trying to get the images of a pregnant team RWBY out of her head. 'I hate my curiosity!'