Thanks UniAniGi for your brilliant idea. I'm glad you gave me something different. Your review was appreciated. I also see you've picked up on those subtle messages in between the lines, I was wondering if someone had caught those hints.

Don't Judge A Fanfiction By Its Summary

I fixed my format, thanks for the help my reviewers. I'm the type of author who listens to reviewers :)

I already have something planned for chapters 37-40, so...

Chapter 35: For The Love of Rukia

"Hey Kisuke, if you're so happy why don't you read?" Ichigo suggested.

"Huh, oh I would but I'd much rather do the straw thing." Urahara replied. "And it's detective Urahara now Ichigo."

"Whatever." Ichigo said. "Now, let's draw straws again."

With a sigh the group resumed to draw straws.

"Damn it." Grimmjow muttered.

Ichigo smirked. "Well, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and sit."

Grimmjow shoved him out the way. "Shut up bastard, I'm going. "

Hanataro edged off the chair. "Here you go."

"Hey Ichigo, has it been thirty minutes already? " Renji asked. "I'm starving. "

"No it hasn't been thirty minutes, it's barely been ten minutes. " Ichigo replied.

Shuhei groaned. "I'm so hungry."

"Don't worry Shuhei," Rangiku reassured. "I'm sure thirty minutes will fly by in no time."

Shuhei blushed. "Y-Yeah."

Starrk leaned back on the wall. "Freaking floor is so uncomfortable. I want my bed back."

Ichigo raised his brow. "The hell are you talking about, you mean my bed."

Starrk frowned. "No, I mean my bed."

"I'm not even going there, you're most likely going through a phase right now, caused by to much Fanfiction. I'll let it run its course."

"Ichigo, do you want me to fix your window again?" Orihime asked.

"Thanks Orihime, but that's okay. Every time you fix it someone always breaks it, so don't sweat it; and besides, we need some breathing space here."

"I guess I could fix it when everyone leaves." Orihime added. "Like that no one will break it."

Ichigo smiled. "I'd appreciate that."

"So would I." Rukia added. "This is my house too, and I sure won't like living in a broken house."

"I hate to break it to you Rukia, but we're going to be doing a lot of renovating in order to fix this mess."

"Don't worry Ichigo, us Kuchikis never stay in debt." Rukia replied. "I'll stay up all night if that's what it takes to fix our home."

"I could stay too." Orihime said.

"I'm not going to have you here all night working Orihime." Ichigo replied. "Just leave it to me. After this trauma is over I want you to rest."

Nnoitra scoffed. "I'm going to need a lot more than rest to get this shit out of my brain."

"I say it's a good thing for you, at least you'll have something other than killing in your mind." Nel said.

"Choke on it Nelliel." Nnoitra retorted.

"Can you two ever cooperate?" Ulquiorra asked.

"It's Nnoitra the one with the problem, not me." Nel replied. "I don't understand why he's always in a bad mood."

"It's not a mood if he's always in it y'know, it's his personality." Ikkaku said.

"Hey I got something." Grimmjow said and the group huddled closer to the computer.

A Shot at Love with Rukia Kuchiki

"How original." Rukia exclaimed. "Wait, that's me!"

By RukiaXHarem365

"Harem! I don't want a harem!"

Byakuya scowled. As if he'd allow his sister to be surrounded by several men.

Nnoitra smirked. "Heh, I wouldn't mind one."

"You're disgusting Nnoitra." Nel growled.

Summary: Get ready for the biggest show ever. Watch as several males attempt to win the ice princess's heart.

Rukia blushed. "Ice princess huh, doesn't sound to bad."

"Doesn't sound to bad? Rukia they're about to burn you." Renji snapped.

"Believe me, I know. It's just ice princess has a nice ring to it."

"It's not better than detective Urahara." Urahara mumbled.

Hosted by our beautiful Yumichika.

"Noooo! I don't want to- hey, I got complimented." Yumichika said. "That's more like it."

"Well, this is a first." Kon added.

Ps: Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo

"What, who?" Yoruichi asked.

"Oh yeah, I forgot you're new." Uryuu said. "This 'Bleach' thing is some weird show based on us or something, and apparently it belongs to Tite Kubo."

"..Wow," Was all Yoruichi could mutter.

Yumichika: Hello there audience and you're watching 'A Shot at Love with Rukia Kuchiki'.-

Grimmjow scoffed. "Oh really, I think I'd now what I'm watching if I'm watching it. Dumbass."

"Hey! Don't talk about me like that."

Where these bachelors all try to win her heart, but only one will succeed

"No duh only one will succeed. What person would be okay with sharing his woman?" Nnoitra spat.

"Dumbass." Starrk added.

Yumichika crossed his arms angrily. "You're all just jealous I'm not being ridiculed."

Now let's meet our eight bachelors,-

"Eight bachelors!" Rukia gasped. "What kind of woman puts herself up for something like that."

Grimmjow snickered. "Technically, you."

*PUNCH*

"It was a rhetorical question, fool!"

Grimmjow rubbed the bruise on his head. "Damn Ichigo, how do you live with all these blows?"

"With great effort." Ichigo said. He off all people knew just how much those fists hurt.

from right to left-

"What is this a manga?" Uryuu joked.

our first person is Kurosaki Ichigo

"No! What is it with this freaking Bleach crap pairing me and Rukia against our will, don't they need our consent first or something, and who the hell is this 'Tite Kubo' bastard?"

Nnoitra shrugged. "To me it looked like you two were already together."

Rukia glared at him. "Oh is that right, well to me it looked like you and Nel were already together."

"Hey!" Nel said.

Nnoitra eyed Rukia. "Touchè."

Yumichika: Our next one is Grimmjow,-

"What! I could understand Ichigo, but me?"

Toshiro frowned. "Could we just stop with the constant interruptions? I'd hate to think that I have to deal with this for every other person included in this story."

next is Toshiro,-

"WHAT!"

"Take your own advice before you give it." Ulquiorra said. "Otherwise you look like a fool."

next is Ulquiorra,-

"What!"

Toshiro smirked. "Now who needs to follow their advice?"

then Uryuu and Renji,

"I could understand Renji, but since when did I like Rukia?" Uryuu asked.

"Huh? I thought you did like Rukia Uryuu." Orihime said.

Uryuu raised a brow. "Hmm? Where did you get that idea from, it's Renji who likes her."

"Hey! I don't like Rukia." Renji barked.

"So Rukia, you sure are popular." Yoruichi joked.

"I don't even want any of this attention!" Rukia retorted. "I'm a Soul Reaper not some prize to be won."

Byakuya was extremely relieved to hear that. He was glad Rukia wasn't thinking of any nonsense and was a dedicated Soul Reaper. "Well said."

and last but not least, Hanataro and-

"Me? Oh man, I thought my torture was over."

"Who's the eighth?" Shuhei asked.

"It's definitely me." Kon answered. "I'm the one who's destined to be with my precious Nee-san."

Rukia stomped him with her foot. "Like hell you are, don't make stupid jokes like that!"

Aizen

Rukia gagged. "Ew!"

In an out of character fashion, Aizen facepalmed. His new main goal was to destroy the whole Fanfiction staff, Soul Society could wait.

Now for our main attraction, let's bring out Rukia.

Rukia: Thank you Yumichika, I'm nervous though. They all look so hot. I wish I could take them all,-

"Slut." Nnoitra muttered.

*KICK*

Nnoitra clutched between his legs in pain. "Right in the r-round ceros."

but only one will take my love.

Yumichika: This is how the game works, I'll ask you a question in private and you'll answer. Depending on what your answer is, you'll advance to the next stage. Bare in mind that only some of you will advance.

The members gulped.

Yumichika: Okay Ichigo, follow me for your first question. (They wait, while Ichigo goes inside a special room)

"Hopefully my character gets it wrong, then I won't have to be in this mess." Ichigo pleaded.

"Where is that damn pizza?" Renji said. "I'm dying here."

"No kidding." Shuhei agreed.

"This is a job for detective Urahara and his partner Starrk!" Urahara exclaimed. "Okay people, let's get our clues together."

Starrk yawned lazily. "I'll let you handle the clues, I'm the action guy."

"Fine by me. So if we called the pizza about twenty minutes ago, and they said-"

"You're not a freaking detective Kisuke." Ichigo snapped.

Okay question, what does Rukia love drawing?

Ichigo: Chappy, duh.

"Can't argue with that. I love Chappy, Chappy's so cute." Rukia said.

"Why'd they give me an easy question?" Ichigo grumbled.

Yumichika: Good job Ichigo, you pass.

(Ichigo leaves and Renji enters)

Yumichika: Okay Renji, time for your question. Who does Rukia hate the most?

Rukia scoffed. "Aizen, duh."

"Come now, what have I ever done to you?" Aizen asked, wearing his fake smile.

Rukia frowned. "You mean besides shoving your hand inside my waist to pull out some diamond."

"The Hogyoku, " Aizen corrected. "And you're still alive aren't you, besides, it was Urahara who placed it there in the first place."

"Oh yeah..." Rukia muttered. She shot an angry look at Urahara. "I never did get my payback."

Urahara backed away from her. "H-hey, I thought we were past that Rukia." In one quick motion Rukia jumped over to him and began whacking his head.

Renji: That's easy, Orihime

"Huh?" Orihime said.

Rukia stopped her beating to glare at Renji. "Are you stupid Renji, I don't hate Inoue."

Yumichika: Correct.

"Rukia, you... hate me." Orihime mumbled sadly.

"No!" Rukia shouted. "I could never hate you- gah, what's wrong with these stupid stories? Listen to me Inoue, you're a very important friend to me, never forget that."

"Do you promise?"

"I promise."

The two embraced and assured their friendship, while everyone aww'd.

(Renji left and Hanataro entered)

Yumichika: Ehh... how did you even get accepted in this show?

Hanataro: Easy, I slept with the director

"Whoa, lucky dog," Grimmjow praised. "You actually scored with a chick."

Yumichika: *Pales* The director was a guy.

"Hahah!" Nnoitra laughed.

"I take my compliment back." Grimmjow said.

Hanataro sighed. "When will my luck change?"

Hanataro: ...

Yumichika: Let's just start the question. What does Rukia call her brother?

"That's obvious, she calls him Nii-sama." Hanataro said. "I've heard it so many times."

Hanataro: She calls him Nii-sama

Yumichika: Oohh, tough luck. You're wrong,-

"What?" Hanataro said, slightly annoyed. Even the others were confused.

she calls him Byakuya.

"I don't call Nii-sama Byakuya!"

(A/N - I'm using the english dub of Bleach XD)

"The what!" Everyone shouted.

Now there's the door Hanataro.

(Hanataro exits sadly-

"That's not fair, I got the answer right." Hanataro complained. He then faced Yumichika. " You squad eleven guys are all the same, you pick on us little people."

"No you got it all wrong." Yumichika said. "I detest cheating and dirty plays, I'm not like that."

and Grimmjow enters)

Yumichika: Okay let's start our question. So Grimmjow, who is Rukia's favorite person?

Grimmjow: Is it... Ukitake?

Yumichika: You're right.

"Why Rukia, I'm very flattered." Ukitake said, sending his subordinate a smile.

Rukia happily returned the smile. That bit wasn't a lie, she really did care about her captain.

"My character better win this shit." Grimmjow said.

"Like I'd let your ass near Rukia." Ichigo replied.

"It's not even about that, you dumbass. I just don't like losing in anything, especially to all the losers competing."

"I am no loser, trash." Ulquiorra replied.

"Nor am I, you should watch what you say." Aizen added.

(Now Toshiro enters)

Yumichika: Your turn Toshiro, what type of people does Rukia hate?

"How should I even know?" Toshiro asked. "I hardly even talk to Rukia."

"The answer is easy captain Hitsugaya." Rukia replied. She cast an angry look at Aizen. "The type of people I hate are the ones who think they're gods."

"I see you aren't referring to me, since I don't 'think' I'm a god." Aizen said smugly.

Toshiro: Um... people like... Hanataro.

Yumichika: Wrong, she hates people like Kon

"No! Say it isn't so!" Kon weeped.

(Ulquiorra enters and Toshiro leaves)

Yumichika: Question, why would Rukia be interested in you?

Ulquiorra: Because I am not trash.

"How is that a good answer?" Hanataro said.

"That is a valid answer." Ulquiorra responded.

Yumichika: Eh... good enough, you pass.

"This is no way for Rukia to be treated, I despise pointless things such as this." Byakuya said.

"Tell me about it." Ichigo added. "I can't stand these types of shows."

(Now Uryuu enters)

Yumichika: I can't even believe the show accepted your application.

Uryuu narrowed his eyes and he turned to Yumichika. "I see what it is, you're being spiteful against me because I'm a Quincy, right?"

"What, no. Didn't I explain myself alre-"

"I got news for you, there's nothing wrong with a Quincy."

Uryuu: I'm the perfect match for Rukia. I've never mistreated her and I never will.

"I thought Quincy people hated all the Soul Reapers, yet you're so friendly with half-pint over there." Starrk said. "Maybe you do like her."

Both Uryuu and Rukia blushed.

"Don't be stupid, Ishida has no feelings for me. He's just being a gentleman, and it's Kuchiki Rukia, not half-pint!"

"She's right, although I may be a Quincy, I'm also a gentleman."

Yumichika: Hmm... admirable. Anyways, on with our question. When is Rukia's birthday?

Uryuu smirked with pride. "Easy, January 14."

Uryuu: January 14

"Hmm.. I was half expecting the story to get it wrong." Kon said.

Yumichika: Congrats Uryuu, you're in.

(Aizen enters)

"Oh please get it wrong." Rukia pleaded. " I'd hate to be won by you."

"I'm already done with you, I have no more use for you." Aizen replied.

Yumichika: Alright, you're the last one Aizen. There's a good reason why you're last.

Aizen: And that reason is?

Yumichika: Listen, you don't have to answer any questions.

"Say what!" Grimmjow barked. He roughly pulled Yumichika by his collar. "And why is he so special, answer me you fruitcake!"

Yumichika smacked his hand away. "Don't ever touch me. I have no idea, so don't look at me. I wasn't the one who created this nonsense."

Truth is that Rukia hand picked you for this show herself.

Rukia felt sick to her stomach. "I'd never!"

Aizen: Hmph, I expected as much. Since I'm such a sexy beast.

The group laughed at Aizen's depiction.

Aizen on the other hand wasn't so happy. "How could people even consider this a story?"

Yumichika: Now, time for you to see your competition.

Aizen: Bitch please, have you seen this sexy bod, I have no competition.

Again the room exploded in laughter, further pissing Aizen off.

(Yumichika lines up the contenders)

Yumichika: Look around you, you'll soon be facing off in the next challenge.

AN - Okay guys, I already have chapter 2 half complete. I'll post it up ONLY if I get more than 10 reviews.

"How childish." Ulquiorra stated. "Begging like trash."

"No one in their right mind would want this horrible story to continue." Rangiku said.

Nnoitra pushed Grimmjow off. " Hang on, I'm leaving this bitch a nasty ass flame for being so desperate."

"Nnoitra don't, that's not nice." Nel scolded.

Nnoitra ignored her and mumbled his review to himself. "...and that's why this shit sucks and you should run yourself through with my Santa Teresa. Signed by: Nnoitra Gilga." He finished up by clicking on the 'Post Review' button. "There."

Ichigo chuckled. "Nice one."

Suddenly the doorbell rung.

"Pizza delivery!" A man called out.

"Finally!" Everyone but Ichigo said, he angrily began fishing for his wallet.

Author's Notes

Being the host is hard work, just ask Ichigo. Anyways, there goes another chapter.

To all the FF writers, if you ever encounter a flame, it's most likely Nnoitra being a troll.