This react idea comes from WaterLily!

And TheGreatSophieVacker, Kpop will be next!

Just spent some time looking up what people in the UK call a torch (like, the American torch. Fire on a stick). I think my favorite answer was "Flashlights are electric, so they call them electric torches. Torch remains as torch, though. It's oughtfully confusing and causes the very fabric of our society to disintegrate upon the mention of it's name, but we get by."

Language is general is interestingly weird.

-Flashlights

Dex: What is this contraption?

Sophie: You don't have to respond to human inventions so negatively.

Dex: I'm purely curious.

BW: *in her usual overly-giddy manner* You all can have one to play around with! Enjoy!

Fitz: So, what? You're just leaving us to our own devices? Like cats?

Sophie: Didn't we establish in a previous react that you are very much like a cat?

Keefe: *winking* Don't use the same joke twice, Foster.

Sophie: *rolling her eyes* You are so immature.

Keefe: *winking* Don't use the same joke twice, Foster. *Sophie face palms*

Fitz: *grumbling* Aren't you going to tell us what it does?

BW: It's more entertaining to watch you make a fool of yourself!

Fitz: Why are you always bashing me?!

BW: Because you respond to it so adorably!

Keefe: Hey, I think I found the- AH! *Keefe shines the flashlight in his face*

BW: *clapping* Keefe was the first to turn it on!

Keefe: *throwing down the flashlight and blinking* What the heck is that thing?

Sophie: It's a flashlight; we use it them anywhere it's dark, and there isn't an easy light around, or when the power goes out.

BW: Or when you're feeling brave and shine it under your bed to see all the kinds of stuff that has built up under there in the months since you've cleaned your room.

*everyone else is silent*

BW: *whispering to herself* It's the work of demons, I tell you. Demons!

Sophie: *clearing her throat* Anyway-Dex! What are you doing?

Dex: *looking up from the mangled body of his flashlight* I am trying to see the method humans go about creating this dull artificial light. It's quite primitive. *looks back at it**pulls out the batteries* What are these?

Sophie: *looking very much likes she wants to strangle Dex* Batteries. They power the flashlight.

Dex: There is no way these are the power source of the flashlight.

Sophie: Well, they don't last forever. They wear out.

Dex: What do you do once they wear out?

Sophie: Um, throw them away...

*all the elves gasp*B

Biana: How wasteful!

Sophie: *throwing her hands up in the air* I'm done!

Biana: In any case, I could probably use this in the middle of the night, when I'm redoing my special night-time face mask cream and don't want the full blinding power of my bathroom light. Even though the light this produces is seriously ugly.

BW: I feel like you guys get more condescending each chapter.

So, watcha think? Hope you liked the flashlight react!