Hairbrush
Note: For Deathspie on LiveJournal.
"Edward, hold still!"
"Alfons, dammit, it HURTS! I said, I can do it!"
"It wouldn't hurt if you'd just stop moving!"
"AGH! Now it's STUCK!"
"Just let me get it out, Edward—hold still."
Alphonse sighed, walking down the hall and banging on the door, hair in disarray and expression irritated.
"Are you guys having sex," he called, "Or did the brush get caught in Brother's hair again?!"
