…Bites

A swarm of mosquitoes had chased Neil around the yard for half an hour. The others had tried to warn him not to go outside covered in beauty products without bug spray. He hadn't listened and now he was paying for it…and they were too.

"I'm itchy," Neil whined for the third time in as many minutes.

"It's your own fault Neil," Jay sighed. "You should have used bug spray."

"You shouldn't have put all that stuff in your hair or on your skin either," Theresa added. "Don't you know that stuff attracts bugs?"

"I do now," Neil grumbled.