I think I have a problem. I CANT STOP LISTENING TO ZELDA MUSIC! AHHH! :P Oh well... at least it's pretty. I beat Ocarina of Time today! BOOYAA! But I can no longer take Ganondorf seriously. Thanks for that, youtube.


Everybody in Castle Bleck was having lovely dreams about ponies and unicorns when they heard a large crash. Did the moon fall? DID BOWSER KIDNAP THE PRINCESS?! Nah... :P (I have no idea where I am going with this...) Well anyway, the crash seemed like it came from some distance away. Samantha and Mr.L jumped out of there beds at the sound.

"Where's the cannon?" Mr.L said stupidly as he was woken up from his deep sleep.

Samantha, who had just walked in said "I'll make sure the moon is still in the sky."

And sure enough it was, in all it's creepy red eyed horror. (That thing gave me nightmares) But Mr.L and Samantha were not the only ones up at this late hour. Nastasia had also woken up and was going in everybody's rooms to find them and to tell them to go to the dining room.

"Is everyone K?" she asked when she thought everybody was assembeled

"Yeah... can we go back to sleep?! I was having a magical dream I was enjoying a feast of toad roadkill." Kortez mumbled

"K Kortez. Everybody can go back to bed, but I want Samantha, Mr.L and Dimentio to stay here."

"But I'm sleeeeppppppyyyy!" Dimentio complained, but he reluctantly stayed

Everybody except for the 3 mentioned above and Nassy left the room.

"You all need to go find the source of the crash, kay?"

"Why us?" Mr. L asked

"Becasuse Count said so. Now GO!" Nastasia yelled

"Can we at least get dressed first? I don't exactly want to go wandering around the video gaming universes in my pajamas." Samantha said

"Fine. And while your at it, can you find the Links? There're still gone."

"Fine..." they all grumbled sleepily and went to go find the source of the crash.

At the source of the crash...

"Mwahahahaahahaaa! ALL THE LANDS OF VIDEO GAMES SHALL MEET THEIR DEMISE! MWHAHAH-hack hack hack!"

"Dude. It's just a random comet that fell out of the sky. It's not that big of a deal."

"Thats what you think, you stupid child. Or children. I WILL ALSO KIDNAP ALL YOUR PRINCESSES! AND NO, THEY WILL NOT BE IN ANOTHER CASTLE!"

"You suck, you know that? Bye idiot."


DOES THIS STORY POSSIBLY HAVE AN ACTUAL PLOT?! Pfft... IDK. I just make these things up on the spot. More later...