Erised
Disclaimer: Before I forget, I do not own Doctor Who or Harry Potter.
Requests and prompts accepted.
This is a one-shot series about what different Who characters deepest desires would be if they looked into the Mirror of Erised, and what they would tell other people it is.
This is NOT a crossover.
Several people have asked me to do chapters for the Doctor's enemies, but then I had an idea for another series and decided to combine the two. Therefore, the next few updates will be me mercilessly mocking all Whovian aliens.
The Silence
If no-one can remember what the Silence look like, why do they go to all the trouble of wearing tuxedos?
What did they wear before they made humans invent tuxedos?
The Silence are greedy. They've been manipulating humanity since the time the wheel was invented; all the other aliens that have manipulated humanity at least had the decency to limit themselves to one millenium each.
They're not totally evil though. They did do many terrible things but nothing as horrific as forcing everyone to picture them in bikinis.
The Silence cheat in costume contests by entering the same one over and over again with their 'very realistic costumes'.
They keep warning that 'Silence Will Fall' so that nobody panics when they start dropping off the ceiling.
A Silent's least favourite flower is a forget-me-not. They find the name insulting.
The whole Men in Black franchise was influenced by a bored Silent with nothing else to do.
At one point the Silence worshipped bats, and still insist on sleeping like their fanged masters today.
I bet the Silent who doomed them all felt like a real idiot afterwards.