EW! EW EW! EW EW! EW! EW EW EW! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Jasper: ………….Wow.

ARGH! EW EW EW!

Jasper: Might I ask what 'EW!' is?

NO YOU MAY NOT!

Jasper: Then I won't.

BUT YOU ALREADY DID!

Jasper: Not really.

YES YOU….DIDN'T!

Jasper: -gawks at Kate- That's what I just said!

I KNOW! JUST…..EW!

Jasper: What's 'EW!'?!

I……I……

Jasper: -stars looking scared- You what? Y-You killed someone? Why are you 'EW!'?

I'M NOT 'EW!'! I just…

Jasper: You just….what?

I just… -mumbles incoherently-

Jasper: Sorry? I didn't catch that.

I….

Jasper: You…

Have….

Jasper: Have…..

…………..writersblock.

Jasper: You Have Withers Lock?

-glares- No, I… IHAVEWRITERSBLOCK.

Jasper: I still didn't get that.

I. HAVE. WRITERS. BLOCK.

Jasper: Oh. Is that bad?

-starts seething- Are you kidding me?! DUH IT IS! I don't know what to write for the next C.C.C. chapter!

Jasper: -glances through Kate's Word Documents- Um, you have about 5 different chapters going at the moment…

Yeah, but one was supposed to be a one-shot, one I was going to write for my friend (and it was also a one-shot), and I don't know…… -looks at readers-

If I post a funny one-shot, would you guys actually read and review it, or would you just dismiss it as nothing?

I mean really though, I'm kind of sick of being proud of something I've just written only to get a review only telling me to update soon.

But I really shouldn't complain about getting reviews now should I?

What I'm really looking for is some honest feedback on my new story "Forget Me Not". I'm not trying to sound like I'm posting an ad, but I seriously need feedback on it….please?

Seriously though, if you guys can help me critique it/edit it, then I can promise you like, a bazillion hugs from every single Twilight character you want to hug you.

And that means a Jacob hug for you BloodIs4luvXEcBs

Crap, now I feel bad because this isn't even a real chapter and I've pretty much been just and ad right here. :/

Well, since I'm being an ad, you can go vote on the poll on our profile or in our forum, your pick. -shrugs-

Jasper: -shakes head- Way to be an ad there Kate.

Shut up, or Kat'll steal your soul.

Jasper: But I like my soul!

Ha, that's what she said.