I am back, sorry this one is no epic but I hope it makes you laugh.
Warning this chapter contains scenes of grotesque nudity and understandably some foul language.
Read at your own risk.
RANDY
He placed the camera up to his eye and got the right angle on the stage. Checking to see if he was wired up properly to his I pad Randy typed in his account number and alerted everyone who ever followed wresting on twitter what was about to happen.
The smile that graced his face however was short lived when Vickie stumbled through the curtains.
The high heels she wore made her tilt precariously until she managed to right herself and stand upright. Randy almost couldn't look. It was like catching your grandma in the bath tub. Not wanting to look, being repulsed by the sight, but in the end curiosity gets the better of you.
The yellow feathered hat suck up high in the air and wobbled around with Vickie's uncoordinated movement. Randy kept the camera on the woman all in yellow.
As the music started Randy zoomed the camera in on Vickie's horrified face pulling back out once more so people could get a good look at the entire costume.
Randy rake the view screen up and down Vickie's scantily clad body, eyes half closed and he averted them briefly to check the hits on his video.
"Wow." He hissed as the counter was at 128 and rising.
"She hasn't even started singing yet." Randy said to himself as he panned the camera back on to Vickie who had made it to the microphone and was clutching it tightly.
The feather skirt Vickie was wearing was elaborate behind large and floaty, but in front it was a simple pair of briefs and Vickie was trying to hind her large frame behind the microphone stand. Something Randy knew the woman would not accomplish.
At first Randy couldn't here Vickie and the boo's stated rippling through the crowd. Vickie frowned and started shouting.
"Excuse me!, excuse me I was singing!" but this only drove those booing into shouting louder. Randy was astonished when Beth appeared on stage and quietened them down. From this distance however she was totally unrecognisable on camera.
"Please we shall start again, if that is ok Miss Guerrero?" Beth could barely be heard on the camera but Randy watched as the hit count rose passed 200 and he began to almost giggle in excitement.
"Oh yes thank you, umm does it have to be this song?" Vickie said Randy could see how uncomfortable she was but he felt no sympathy for the woman.
He saw rather than heard Beth nod in affirmative as they began the entire set up again.
Randy held his breath as this time when Vickie opened her mouth he could barely believe his ears.
JOHN
It was so horrendous John had to stop himself from covering his ears entirely. Vickie kept looking at him and winking and he could do nothing but try and shrink further into his chair.
The wailing of Vickie's voice was enough to wake the dead, let alone clear this room within five minutes. To John's surprise however no one was leaving, instead they stayed to witness this woman commit professional suicide. It was almost sweet in its distastefulness.
Vickie's voice rang out so loud that John couldn't bare to watch any more, but he knew he had to even if it was the worst 3 minutes of his life, that was all it was. He vowed that next time one of the others would be put in the hot seat as he was never going through this again. No matter what the reward.
To his sudden horror Vickie was making her way towards him. She was walking down the stairs like a strip tease queen and heading straight for him. Squirming like a eel on a fisherman's hook John wiggled out of his chair at the last second and placed it between himself and Vickie. The woman frowned at him slightly and placed one leg either side of the chair. Moving her body up and down the back of it rubbing her ample bosom towards him John had to hold on to his dinner for dear life.
"God if you're up there let me survive this." John preyed under his breath as Vickie sat on the chair and raised one thick leg in the air.
"Hey big spender" Her voice sang and John winced as Vickie placed both feet on the floor and stood up.
"Hey big spender"
To his eternal happiness she started walking back up on to the stage. Hon almost collapsed in relief as Vickie turned towards the audience once more. A hush had come over them as Vickie started building for the big note. John was just glad that she had left him alone and he hoped that Randy hadn't caught too much of that on camera.
Not daring to look behind him John sat back down making sure he kept his back in Randy's direction as he saw movement from behind the curtains.
"Hey big spender"
Vickie continued as Mickie rushed out on stage trying to make it look like she was supposed to be there but John could see the shock on Vickie's face quite clearly.
What happened next made Vickie's chair routine seemed tame as the rest of the people in the karaoke bar let out a collective gasp.
MICKIE
She was confused as to what emotion she wanted to display first. Excitement as Vickie started singing properly. Mirth as the woman wobbled around the stage. Her voice sounding like some animal dying, and having a very hard time walking in the high heels.
Finally as Vickie wobble down the stairs and Mickie poked her head out from behind the curtain and saw John's face the leash broke.
Almost having to be held up by Beth who was grinning like an idiot the two women lent on each other for support as they laughed so hard tears streaked their faces.
"Poor John." Beth finally managed as Mickie whipped her eyes clear of the tears and straightened her clothes.
"I think if he could have chosen a way to go, getting seduced to death would not be his choice." Mickie said and that started them off again until Vicki came back on to the stage.
"Hey big spender." She sang and Mickie knew that it was her cue to go. They didn't have much of the song left and they would have to be out of that club faster than a rat up a drain pipe. Once Vickie caught on this was not all as it seemed, they would all be on the chopping block for sure.
Rushing out on stage and doing some silly swaying dance. Mickie waltz up behind Vickie and placed her hands at her hips. Trying not to shy away from all that wobbling flesh Mickie took hold of the Velcro holding the outfit together and pulled.
"Spend a little time with me!"
Vickie screamed the last note as the outfit fell away leaving her in just a sparkly yellow bra and a matching thong.
Mickie rushed off the stage with the remainder of the outfit and threw it at Beth.
"Run for it.!" Mickie yelled and she didn't check back to see if Beth was following her as she ran for the door.
"Mickie wait up, we are missing Randy!" Beth yelled and Mickie stopped abruptly at the stage door as Beth almost crashed into her back. When Mickie turned around she noted that Beth's nose was half hanging off and she had a feather stuck in her hair.
"Nice, maybe we should get you to a mirror." Mickie said as Beth reached up and tried to fix the offending appendage to no avail.
"Screw it" Beth said as she threw the nose on to the floor as Randy, towing a horrified John behind him ran up and joined them.
"Guys go now, go before she catches us." Randy said looking behind him and Mickie didn't need telling twice.
Pulling open the door they all ran for the car. Mickie climbed in the drivers side as she had the keys and turned over the engine, putting the car in reverse she slammed her foot to the gas peddle and almost knocked over the angry red woman now storming out of the building.
"Aaarrrrggghhh!" Vickie's scream could be heard over the sound of the engine as Mickie pulled the car forward and on to the main road.
"We are in so much trouble now" John said as Mickie looked in her rear-view mirror at the dwindling form of Vickie Guerrero.
BETH
She had chosen the song, now she wished she hadn't. The images of Vickie swaying and undulating her body in that costume were haunting her dreams.
"The minute you walked in the joint, I could see you were a man of distinction, a real big spender.
Good looking so refined, say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point, I don't pop my cork for every guy I see.
Hey big spender"
"Beth you ok?" Randy said snapping her out of the night mare that was Vickie's voice and her attire, maybe they had gone too far, but she couldn't seem to stop.
"Humm yeah, Randy hold me." Beth said a slight smile coming to her face as Randy wrapped his arms around her. They were back in the safety of their room, but both of them were waiting for the inevitable knock on the door.
"Bad dreams?" Randy said pulling her body closer to his as she settled down once more against him.
"There is not enough soap in the world to scrub that image out of my brain." Beth said and Randy placed a small kiss on her neck which made her shiver.
"You know we should check the hits on it, that will make you feel better." Randy said letting her go for a second and pulling his lap top over and placing it on the bed covers.
Sitting up Beth watched excitedly as they saw the site now had over four thousand hits and some pretty disturbing comments to go with it.
"This guy is sick." Beth said pointing to one comment that he had posted a few times now and Randy decided to block him from the site.
"You know you're a genius don't you." Randy said placing a kiss on the top of her head and Beth lent into him slightly.
"That or a damm fool, but I like your analogy better." Beth said as she watched the part where Mickie divested Vickie of the last shred of decency she had.
"You know I almost feel bad." Beth said with a small smile as Randy gave her a frown.
"Hey I said almost." She defended herself as Randy bent down a placed a swift kiss on her lips before sitting upright again.
They sat there for a second both in silent contemplation, thinking about what they might have done to their respective careers. Vickie might not know who they were right now, but she was bound to find out.
Beth knew that the only way out of this one was going to be trying to convince Vince that it was good for business. Something that John happened to be very good at. Beth turned over on to her side and looked at Randy who looked down at her.
"Are you thinking what I am thinking?" He said and Beth gave him a rueful smile.
"I doubt it, my mind isn't as dirty as yours." She grinned at him and Randy gave her a playful thump with the pillow.
"Actually I wasn't thinking that, well maybe, but I was thinking maybe she wont try and find us, too embarrassed." Randy continued but Beth was already shaking her head.
"Doubtful, she is going to want to make us pay." Beth replied turning on to her back and staring at the ceiling.
"Well let's at least hope she waits until morning." Randy said switching off the lap top and moving down to lie next to Beth.
"Are you thinking what I am thinking." Randy said and now Beth could here the innuendo dripping from his voice and she had to smile into the darkness.
"I don't know what are you thinking?" Beth replied as she heard Randy shift slightly in the bed so he was now facing her.
"I still have the hat."
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