Here's chapter 37 enjoy...I wasn't going to update until Sunday but since I happy because my graduation was yesterday I'm posting it today.
Chapter 37: Three...Two...One…Xero?
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Shego moved away from the door and quietly ran back to the stairs.
"Go!" Shego whispered to Kim who was still on the stairs waiting for Shego.
"Who is it?" Kim asked confused
"Just go!" She hissed running up the stairs passed her.
There was a security system box at the top of the stairs that Kim had inquired about and received a "Never you mind." as a response. She supposed she was going to see what it was for now.
Shego caused her fingers to glow before pressing in a code.
Kim watched curiously as a bright light shone around the house and disappeared.
"Their like rodents," Shego grumbled. "Just can't do away with them in one trick."
"Who is it?" Kim asked again. "Don't make me go answer the door."
"You answer that door and I'll lock you in the guest bedroom." She threatened and she actually sounded serious to Kim.
The redhead placed her hands on her hips and tilted her head to the side, giving Shego a look that told Shego she'd better change her tactics.
"Pumpkin please I'm begging you don't open that door."
"Isn't this one of those "Princess" moments?" Kim asked, she'd wondered where the nickname escaped to since the only one's she'd heard were "Pumpkin" and "Kimmie".
"You told me not to call you that," Shego said confused.
"Oh that's right listen to me when I'm high off pregnancy hormones."
"Samantha!" She heard one of her aunts call.
"Shit!" Shego said thinking quickly the outside field wouldn't be enough to keep her sneaky family outside if they so chose to come in and make themselves comfortable.
"Just let them in," Kim said. "It can't be that bad."
Shego stared at her incredulously. Her little redhead had no idea what she was talking about. Those women out there were vicious and if they got one look at their little girl they'd snatch her away.
"Whether or not we keep our baby is on the line here," Shego said. "I'm not above cowering in a closet to get rid of those people."
"I'm telling mom you've gone soft," Mego whispered from his spot on her shoulder.
"How the hell did you get in here?"
"I walked underneath the front door," He answered simply. "Well before you put up that very painful energy field."
"We have an energy field?" Kim asked curiously. she wondered exactly how much unknown technology there was equipped in this house.
She silently agreed that when this was all over She and Shego would have a nice little talk.
"Do you think they'll go away?" Shego asked.
"With Luci in the house?" Mego laughed. "You'd have a better chance of being struck by lighting while covered in rubber."
"That's reassuring Meg," Shego said.
"Good thing is you have a panic room!" Mego said jumping off of her shoulder and becoming his normal size. "Just in case things get out of hand."
Kim watched the exchange between the two siblings before turning to inspect the security pad on the wall.
Shego didn't notice Kim's tinkering until she deactivate the force field and was heading back down the stairs.
Shego ran and locked the nursery door. Baby Kanna cooed a welcome to her worried looking mother.
"Mommy is going to us this window to make our escape with," Shego said as she went through the baby supplied to find her shoulder carrier. She hurried toward the crib to gather Kanna and made her escape with her baby bag in hand.
They could have stayed on the roof but Kanna wouldn't have been able to take the sun coming down on her at such a direct angle.
Kim on the other hand was preparing herself to met the rest of the Orrick family. She straightened her clothes and opened the door.
The family quieted as the very pregnant Kim stood before them a curious look plastered on her face. The Orrick's stood there looking back at her curiously.
"Uh," A taller raven haired girl said. "Samantha does live here right?"
"She does," Kim answered.
"Is she home?"
"That's a good question," Kim said under her breath.
"She probably made her get away already," One of the older woman in the back of the crowd.
"Why doesn't she like us?" Another girl said with tears in her eyes. "Is it because of me?"
"It's okay Angie!" The taller girl who spoke first said consoling the young girl by providing her with a hug. "You know how Sammie get's."
"But Katie!" She whined "She always runs away when I'm around."
"Kailie please shut her up," Another of Shego's family members said.
"Just because she's my sister doesn't mean I have to do something about her."
"She's just antisocial it's not you," Kim said quieting everyone down.
"So who are you?" Angie asked suspiciously.
"And why are you in our Sammie's house?" Kailie questioned.
"I live here," Kim answered simply.
"Did Sammie take you in?" Katie asked.
"No," Kim deadpanned.
"Do you pay rent?" Angie asked between her sniffles.
"None to pay," Kim said.
"Are you her live in maid?" Someone else asked, Kim just couldn't tell
who it was.
"No," Kim said.
"Then who are you?" Katie asked impatiently.
"Kim," She said simply.
"Kim what?" The older woman asked coming to the front. She could tell this woman was the head of the family, by the way everyone separated when she walked in between them.
"Kim Possible," She answered.
"That's impossible," Kailie said
"Close but not quite," Kim said to be an ass. No wonder Shego didn't want to answer the door these people had an annoying streak going.
"That's not what I meant," She growled. "Kim Possible is Shego's greatest rival why would she live here?"
"I used to be Shego's greatest rival," Kim said patting her stomach. "But I'm out of commission for the moment."
Everyone looked around but the were interrupted by Mego.
"He Princess you got anything to eat in here," He said holding out a bottle of breast milk. "I don't think Shego would appreciated it if I drank this."
"Neither would Luci or your taste buds," Kim retorted.
"Who is Luci?" Katie asked.
"Our daughter," Kim said.
"Our?" Kailie asked skeptically.
"Yes our," Kim said getting slightly angry.
"Mego why didn't you tell us you had a baby," Angie asked. "Were we not good enough?"
The tall brunette began tearing up again.
"Not ours!" Kim said indicating between the both of them.
"Luci is Kim and Shego's daughter," Mego said. "It's a little hard to explain."
"And we won't," Kim mumbled.
"But I'm sure everyone here wants to hear the story," The older woman said speaking.
"She said No," Shego said walking up. She'd decided against leaving her beloved to suffer her family alone.
"Sammie!" Angie smiled happily. Shego only barely paid any attention to the lanky brunette but instead the large woman standing in front of Kim. The two were locked into the most intense staring contest Kim had ever seen.
"They always do this," Katie told Kim. "A few years ago Sammie challenged Nana Julie to a quick fire challenge and won."
"What's a quick fire challenge?" Kim asked.
"It's a cooking battle since," Kailie answered. "We normally fight but you know Sammie can get a little carried away."
"Since she won the quick fire she's suppose to be head of the family now," Katie continued. "But Aunt Karrie said absolutely not because Sammie's so young."
"This is getting boring" One of the other young females said. "Got anything to drink?"
Mego grinned and held out the bottle. "A little breast milk to quench your thirst."
"What are you doing with that?" Shego asked coming closer without breaking eye contact with her grandmother. It was at that time Kanna decided to wake up and begin crying for her other mommy. She had briefly drifted back off to sleep.
"Oh I want to hold her!" Angie shrilled enthusiastically.
"Not even on your deathbed," Shego said putting a protective hand lightly on the top of Kanna's head. This action quieted the child.
Kim waddled over to where Shego was standing and took Kanna from her pouch.
"Hi Luci!" Kim said the little girl cooed as Kim took her into the house. She really wasn't liking that sun business all to much.
"So who is she?" Julia asked as Kim went back inside.
"Didn't we just spend a whole minute worth of reading talking about that?" Shego answered.
"Kim is Shego's partner," The dark haired girl in the back spoke again.
"That's ridiculous Shinobu," Angie drawled as if she knew everything. "Shego doesn't have any partners."
Shinobu rolled her eyes and shoved her way through to the front.
"Come on Sakura," She said and a little girl pushed her way through the crowds and followed Shinobu into the house.
"How come she gets to go in?" Angie asked.
"Because she's not a moron," Shego said.
"No Sammie's just going soft," Kailie said. "Falling for her arch enemy, going "good", getting knocked up, you're on a roll there Sammie."
Shego lit up her fist and went for it.
The whole family moved out of the way, it was typical for Kailie and Shego to fight whenever they first came in contact.
Unfortunately the one of the two never learned her lesson about shutting up.
Their friends always had a way of popping up and ruining all the fun.
"Does Kim know your out here tryin' to kick ass?" Monique asked moving through the crowd of people with Bonnie in tow.
Shego let go of her captive's necks regretfully and turned her attention to Monique.
"What do you want from us!" Shego said. "Does Kim even know you're here?"
"Probably not," Bonnie said with a shrug and moved passed Shego and into the house.
"You just let these people walk all over you?" Kailie asked
incredulously.
"No," Shego said motioning for them to come inside the house no use standing outside all day.
The house was cooler than Shego remembered it being before she left but she shrugged it off. Kim had probably turned on the air conditioning.
Kanna sat happily playing with Monique and Bonnie who were more than happy to have the little girls attention. Shego silently wondered if they would still be that way once their next child came or if they would give more attention to their other child.(Is that as confusing to you guys as it sounds to me?")
"Where's Pumpkin?" Shego asked plopping down into her lazi boy.
"In the kitchen," Bonnie answered.
Shego scoffed, that baby liked everyone.
"So can I hold her?" Angie asked bouncing around excitedly.
"Didn't she tell you "no" outside?" Shinobu hissed.
"So she could have changed her mind," Angie said annoyingly.
"Why do you always try to strangle the wrong one?" Sakura asked. "Wouldn't Angie be a prime candidate?"
"Why you little..." Angie growled but stopped as she saw Shinobu's eyes turn to slits. It was a warning sign, there older sister had managed to skip out so there was nothing stopping her from beating the older girl within an inch from death.
"Wow Shin' you've gotten talented." Shego said watching as the other girl's gaze traveled over to Kanna. Who felt her staring and stopped playing with the other women to look back at her.
"That's creepy," Sakura said, and shivered when Kanna's eyes slid to her.
"I've gotten use to it," Shego said with a shrug there are worse things she an Kim could have created than a baby who liked to watch people and T.V.
"It's like she knows we're talking about her." Shinobu murmured.
The room fell silent when Kanna scoffed and decided to go back to sleep.
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"Your family isn't that bad." Kim said.
"That's because the black sheep's were missing," Shego told her. "There are way more like Shinobu in the family and it's not quite as comical without the men."
"Well are they all like your father?" Kim asked.
Shego shook her head. "My dad's a special breed."
Kim sat on the end of the couch and tried to relax.
"Do you think if your dad tried hard enough he'd get that baby?" Kim asked suddenly.
"Yes," Shego deadpanned. "My mother has very little patience, she'd probably do it to shut him up about it."
"Wow," Kim said rubbing her stomach. He little one was normally asleep by now in hopes of waking her up once she fell asleep but not today. This baby was in rare form twisting and turning. She felt like she was being beat up from the inside out.
Kim groaned and laid her head on the back of the couch.
"You alright princess?" Shego asked concerned.
"Yeah I'm good," Kim lied which Shego could easily tell.
"Kim if you're in pain we should go to the hospital," Shego murmured. "Or at least call Dr. Z."
All it took was another outburst from her little one to have her take Shego up on her offer to call the doctor.
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"Just try and relax," Dr. Zephyrus said.
"I'm really getting tired of hearing you say that," Kim said. This kid was trying to kill her and she wanted her to relax?
The doctor sighed but went back to the ultrasound without a word.
"She's just trying to make things easier," Shego said to Kim while running her fingers through her hair.
"I know," Kim said gasping in pain.
"You now have two options we can induce your labor so you can have the baby naturally or we can go caesarean." Zephyrus said pushing back the fact the Shego had just defended her from Kim.
"Induce it," Kim said. "And bring the epidural with you."
"It is time," - Rafiki , Lion King
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