Dipper Braves Weirdmageddon
Part of The Cowardly Christians Shake up the Falls challenge
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"Mom... You're pregnant?" Dipper asked in complete shock.
"Mmm-hmm." Ariel confirmed.
"Whoa Mrs Pines you're pregnant?" Pacifica asked.
"Just went over it with Mason."
"Congratulations!" Wendy said rushing over to give her a hug.
"Thank you Wendy that means a lot coming from you." Ariel said hugging Wendy.
"So what happened?" Tyrone asked Alex pointing to the damage to the house.
"Dippers mother had a bit of a tumble when she insisted on emptying the Dishwasher and accidentally ripped it out of the wall causing water to flood and damage the floors. The repairmen said the work should be done by the end of the summer, but in the mean time the water has to be shut off and the house is inhospitable till the repairs are finished." Alex explained.
"She's okay right?" Tyrone asked.
"Yeah she's fine, baby too." Alex replied.
"Wait, end of the summer?" Pacifica asked.
"Yeah. We're coming up for the rest of the summer. Won't that be fun?" Ariel asked Dipper.
"But your jobs...?" Dipper asked.
"As a computer programmer I can easily work anywhere so long as I have access to Wi-Fi and the internet. And you're mom was excused from work months ago." Alex explained.
"We do have one more thing to ask of you Mason." Ariel said to her son.
"What is it?" Dipper asked.
"We want to turn your room into the babies room." Ariel said flat out a little nervous.
Dipper was very shocked but quickly realized that they didn't have a spare bedroom.
"Yeah I guess that's fine. Will you guys send my stuff up to Gravity Falls?" Dipper asked.
"Yes we will." Ariel said before kissing her son on the cheek. "Thank you sweetheart."
After the Pines clothing was packed and the RV was gassed up they headed north to Gravity Falls. With all the time they had so close to Dippers mom Wendy and Pacifica asked her a lot of questions.
"What was Dipper like as a kid?" Pacifica asked.
"Oh lord he was so afraid of everything. Like everyone was going to hurt him." Ariel replied.
"I got beat up a lot mom, my paranoia was justified." Dipper explained.
"So what started the Lamby Lamby Dance?" Wendy asked hopefully.
"WENDY! Shut up!" Dipper snapped embarrassingly.
"Oh! You know?! Did he tell you?" Ariel asked.
"Mabel did." Wendy replied.
"Sounds about right."
"So dish."
"He got Lamb pajamas as a toddler and loved them. Came up with the song and dance all on his own. It was precious." Ariel explained.
"I'm gonna die of embarassment..." Dipper sighed as he slumped in his seat.
"Drama queen." Pacifica muttered.
"Speaking of Drama Queens, why didn't Mabel tell us you were pregnant?" Tyrone asked.
"To be honest, she doesn't know. She's been working hard to keep her grades up without a clever brother to help her study that she's closed herself off from us for a while, though it does mean less glitter in the meals she makes." Ariel said. "At first we found it amusing that she was so oblivious that I was pregnant, we kept telling each other 'Today's the day Mabel's going to notice.' But she never did."
"Oh this is going to be good..." Pacifica said rubbing her hands evily.
"Just a heads up, she was talking to Soos and Melody about their wedding and possible babies, she mentioned Gender reveals. You might want to nix that in the butt." Wendy mentioned.
"Good to know." Ariel said. "So where are Alex and I going to stay? I don't think the Shack has enough room during the Summer."
"You two can stay at my place. It's nice and big and you can stay in my parents room." Pacifica offered.
"Are your parents away for a few months?" Alex asked.
"No... they died. Not long after Christmas. Food allergy, not even I knew they were allergic." Pacifica said.
"Oh honey I'm so sorry..." Ariel said pulling Pacifica into a tender motherly hug, one she has no recollection of bringing tears to her eyes.
"Thank you Mrs Pines..." Pacifica choked out.
"You guy are going to need to be prepared for some strange stuff." Dipper warned as the RV neared the Oregon Border.
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