'Oh...shit.' Rin thought when she broke the kiss with Len, 'He has no clue why I did that, does he?'
"Er..." Rin muttered, thinking about a decent excuse for how that kiss occurred, "I had a lip cramp?"
"No offence, master Rin," Len muttered, "But that's a terrible excuse..."
'Double shit.' Rin thought, 'I was hoping he would buy it.'
"Haaahaaaa..." Rin said, trying to lighten the situation she was in right now.
"I don't care that you did it, anyway," Len said, grinning, "I'm just being a good robot~"
"Really?" Rin asked, "Well okay. I just need to write something down, go watch TV or something..."
"...Okay."
Rin ran upstairs, slamming her diary on her desk. She grabbed a pen and immediately started writing;
'Dear diary,
Fuck. My. Life. Len has lost his memory and is now totally confused as to why I kissed him. Plus Piko has been sending me texts every five minutes, which I haven't read yet... FUCK! I bet he's remembered...I am SCREWED.
- Fuck this.'
(Rin swore a lot just then, see? I hope her parents don't read her diary)
"RIIINN!" Len screamed, "THERE'S A DEAD CHICKEN ON THE TV!"
There were a few crashes and Rin finally realized, Len had smashed the TV...
"SHIT! LEN STOP, WAIT THERE OKAY?"
"I-I don't like the meat..." Len muttered, sniffing every so often. Tears were flooding down his cheeks and Rin was trying to comfort him whilst staring at the pile of rubble that was the TV.
"So tell me again how you destroyed the TV?" Rin asked.
"I ripped it apart..." Len whispered, "I'm sorry!"
"It's fine," Rin replied, "I wanted a 3D TV anyway."
"Really?" Len asked, looking at Rin hopefully - his tears had stopped.
"Yeah, and stop worrying about dead meat." Rin stated.
"DEAD MEAT? NO!" Len said and he immediately started crying again.
"Er..." Rin said, "I'm going to call my parents..."
"So he smashed the TV?" Rin's mother asked, sitting across from her daughter, "Are you sure it was him?"
"Who else can smash a TV with their bare hands in a matter of seconds?" Rin asked sarcastically, "I know I can't."
"...Fine. What's he doing now?"
"Sobbing."
"Go and comfort him..!"
"It's fine Len," Rin began, "An army of evil dead chickens and other foods are not going to come and get you in the night..."
"One might..."
"No!" Rin argued, "No army will ever look for you!"
"Might."
"Considering you can punch a hole though a thick piece of metal without feeling it, I doubt an army of dead food will come for you."
"That just makes me feel worse." Len commented.
"Shut it, you!"
A/N:
I listened to Never by the Kagamine twins WAAAY TOOO MUCCCHHH whilst writing this...but the song is addictive..NATTTTTOOOOOO! *shot* *bang* *dead*