THIS IS FILLER. The only reason this chapter exists is to hold you guys over with a few cheap laughs. Don't lose your mind if you miss this chapter. The story will continue without it.

Why did I write it?

I had to send my laptop for physical repair with all my Oc, plot, and power data on it and I'm probably going to be waiting a week for it. :(

So yeah, enjoy this story written I less than an hour by me and my friend spiralgamer. AND check out spiralgamer's Fairy Tail Oc story "Phoenix Dawn", in which I am currently assisting him in the current arc. :) (mine is still better ;)

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"WHEEEEEEEEE!" Epsil screamed spinning on the bar stool inside the Guild hall. She spun for 1,000 consecutive cycles and when she stopped, her head continued spinning around and her eyes had swirls in them.

"Teehee!" Epsil giggled while stumbling. "No adult supervision is fun! Epsil should do this more often!"

Saryu then burst through the front door. "I'M BACK!"

Then she looked around and saw that only Epsil was there.

"Epsil, where the hell is everybody?" Sayru asked.

"Papa went with Lady Flat-Chest to go get a bounty." Epsil answered.

"'Lady Flat-Chest'?" Saryu asked.

"She puts on a lot of fancy clothes, trying to fool Epsil, but she doesn't fool Epsil." Epsil said. "Epsil can see she has no balloons in her chest."

"Ooooh, Lenalle…" Saryu realized. "You know, I wouldn't say she's flat."

"She's flat. Can't fool Epsil." She then pointed at Saryu. "She's as flat as Saryu."

"I'M NOT-I'm changing the subject. Where is everybody else?"

"Oooh, you didn't know about the attack."

"What attack?"

Epsil went through a lengthy discussion over what had transpired on the island about two days ago when the Black Fang attacked. The discussion included cliff notes, storyboarding, full reenactments, film strips involving high priced actors and a lecture from a college professor.

"Oh my goodness… That's why the island was blocked off. Dammit, I should've been here!"

"Where was Saryu?" Epsil asked.

"I took on three jobs to try and make up on some of my debt." She replied. "I mean between housing, medical expenses, loans, and damages to the guild hall I'm in pretty deep."

"What jobs did Saryu take?"

"Well the first one I had to track down and beat up some bandits. Something simple…"

(Flashback/Saryu Storytelling)

I had punched the last of the bandits out, after taking out 40 or 50 of them-I lost count. It seemed like a pretty easy job until these two weirdoes up. One was tall and one was shorter than him.

"Looks like it's a wizard, brother." The one guy said. (Saryu did a poor imitation of the rough and tough guy) "We are the Vanish Brothers and blah, blah, something, something, something."

"I don't care who you meatheads are!" I said heroically and I charged in to beat them senseless.

The smaller guy swung his giant frying pan so the other guy jumped up, so I jumped back.

"Look towards earth and we strike from the heavens!"

Saryu held up her fists to block the taller guys kick. Then the other guy, he comes behind me and swings the frying pan behind my back.

"Look toward the heavens and we strike from the earth!"

That was actually pretty cool. I memorized that line so I might use it someday. Anyway, I use my other fist to block the frying pan and it was awesome. Because I punched both those things, I was able to use my Palm Print Magic.

"Palm Print Magic: Double Punch!"

The magic seals created two large fists that punched the brothers in the face and knocked them out. It was a total win for me and a give the victory sign with no one around. It was lame, but awesome at the same time.

(End Flashback/Saryu Storytelling)

Epsil nodded along to her story. Both girls were now sitting at the bar counter and Saryu was helping herself to whatever was in the tap.

"Oh my God, this drink is amazing." Saryu said. "What is it?"

"Cherry soda." Epsil answered.

"I've got to get more of this." Saryu said before resuming her stories. "It was a few miles west from the Sun Village and one of their giants was harassing this town I went to."

(Flashback/Saryu Storytelling)

These walls were HUGE! I had to use zip-lining equipment to keep myself from falling. I hung around a while and got to know the people, a lot of colorful characters, especially this girl with an obsession for potatoes.

"From now on, I'm going to call you Potato Girl." Saryu said.

Munch, munch, munch. "… I don't like that name." Potato Girl said.

And then it arrived! KABROOM! BAM! The clumsy oaf ran into the wall at first, smacked his face right on the stone. Then, his hand reached over the wall… He needed to trim his fingernails, they were as long as hell. And then he lifted his head over the wall and he looked just like… a baby-faced grape with a mop-top.

"… Boy, that's a letdown." Saryu stared at the giant with disappointed ire.

So I did what any wizard would do and socked that bastard in the face. Actually, I think my fist was bigger than his entire face. And he went down! EEEERRRR! KABOOM! I took down the giant and I was a hero… But he crashed into their crops and I destroyed an entire year's harvest for the city. Safe to say they were less than thrilled.

"Get her!"

The people chased Saryu out of the city and she ran over the hills.

(End Flashback/Saryu Storytelling)

"Epsil thinks Saryu should've tried talking to the giant." Epsil said. "He may have went away if Saryu just asked nicely."

"But what fun would that be?" Saryu asked. "Most of the epic stories told are of great fights! That's where all the excitement comes from! Imagine how boring the world would be if we had no action, no fighting, no epic battles to the death!"

"Was Saryu's last job an epic battle to the death?"

"Oh, yes… It was… You have no idea, Epsil. You have no idea…"

(Flashback)

"Welcome to Magic McRonald's. Can I take your order?"Saryu stood at a voicebox, wearing a paper hat and yellow apron. Her voice was completely monotone.

"Uh, yeah, can I get a magic burger with a magic fry and a magic shake, please?"

"Would you like the super-sized, sir?"

"Ooh, yes! That would be perfect! In fact, multiply my order by 17… and a kid's meal! I want the toy."

"Very good, sir. Please pull around to the window."

Saryu gave the order to a large, puffed-up marshmallow man wearing black boots, black underwear and had black frizzy hair… and a black cape. And he had the insignia of Grimoire Heart. The first thing the man did was look for the toy.

"Oh, boy, I hope it's in here!" He reached out, pulled out the toy and shrieked. "Oh my goodness! It's the Mr. Cursy 2! This'll go great with my collection!"

"Have a nice day, sir." Saryu said still monotone.

(End Flashback)

Epsil stared at Saryu with dead eyes. "That sounds boring."

Saryu had her hands in her face and her elbows on the counter. "Yes… I know…"

Epsil turned the stool around, stood up and began to walk away.

"Where are you going, Epsil?" Saryu asked.

"To find Papa." Epsil answered. "Papa's far more interesting than you are."

Epsil walked out of the guild hall and Saryu just stood there with her mouth agape for a moment.

"Damn you, Asharu Skyler!" Saryu shouted, shaking her fist. "You are NOT more interesting than I am! When you return, my rival, I'm going to kick your ass!"

She stopped venting her rage and pulled a fry out of her hair.

"Right after I take a shower."