capper lung :} kity fase (uhhh I'm not really sure that's what cats look like)
dey saw grup neckboods play magik da gaffering. nightsakura-senpai run fowad, leeping on 1 kill it. neckboods screem run. they run way. evry 1 ceer, in cludingn odur clens! moonstar tink "wow, hes cute..." monstar walk wiff nightsakura-senpai. (I don't know about you, but I can't comprehend anything that is happening here)
noicepaw an blodpaw wlk 2 efektranicz ile, see sweetcreem, sweetcream on iphun... 6? is dat de knew 1? and treespots iz play video gam, pillofarty waz on ipadyo 3. noicepaw luk at blodpaw "dey be play own game. wanna candy?" noicepaw askes blodpaw, blowpaw sed "shore!" and dey ran candy ile. down dat candy ile waz lots of candy, in cluding reeces peenut butur cupz end all varrients, end also hershoys end poptorts. (WHY ARE THERE POPTARTS IN THE CANDY AISLE?) blodpaw run in, eeting as much cendy es possumbule. noicrpaw follow with intellejents. (NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS INTELLIGENT) "hey blodpaw u shuldnt be eeting so muvh candy... it not gud 4 u..." noricepaw sededed worrying reely hard cuz he was smart, and gud frend. (NONE OF THEM ARE SMART)
cherripelt was tring on booty prodocts, desspyte beeing a reely coote cat, butt cherryipelt bad self estem. cherripelt rub lippystick al ovur her fec, it made cherripelt bootyful. moar den cherripelt iz. (LIPSTICK MADE CHERRYPELT MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN CHERRYPELT.)
seddenly, da whul welmert start shack reely hard "wat happenin?" sed bookstar, leeder of badclan. ("BOOKSTAR, LEADER OF BADCLAN" EXCUSE ME BOOKS ARE GOOD) moonstar tuk battl stunce, luk ovur at sunnystar, leedur of sunnyballclam, "idk, butt its not gud..." she sayses, luking at da ruf ov welmart. nightsakura-senpai flufed up his preetty fur, "im wullin help in aniway i can becuz im a gud and sexy person." (YOU'RE A CAT, AND YOU'RE NOT GOOD OR SEXY *yells at story*) nightsakura-senpai sed. da nightclen leeder look at nightsakura-senpai, hus nam waz dragonstar "be carfull, nightsakura-senpai. dis issnt nurmel..." da shooking gut worth, liek bad shooking. da ruuf detucjrd frum da ruf, leeving hueg hole. (xD "The shooking got worse, like bad shooking.")
(This story is getting worse and worse)
(Like Walmart in this chapter)
(This story is badly shooking just like Walmart is)
in da hole waz...
ok end dat cli ffhangue go of! -moonkit098
(I'm expecting it to be something either "kawaii" or "BAD EVIL APOCALYPSE that all the cats can kill in one hit")
(I guess I'll find out tomorrow *dreads*)