Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon World Tour, the contestants explored the creepiness of Lavender Town. There were spooks, tears, and alliances. The girls all created an alliance to get out the guys and the guys retaliated by making their own. The mysterious figure was revealed to be none other than Zayn, who was out for vengeance. In the end, Ded won immunity and as soon as one of the evil brothers was about to get out, Zayn appeared and after a grueling duel with Kai, both of them were sent falling.
Only 14 remain. What will occur next? Find out right now on Total...Pokemon...World Tour!
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*Intro plays*
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The girls were all in the dining area.
"Why is it so hard to get those assholes out of here?!" shouted Chelsea.
"I don't know", said Lila. "It seems like whenever they're on the chopping block, one of US goes home because of a technicality or some weird shit happens..."
"So...what do we do now?" asked Morgan.
"Well...since it's obvious that Mason and Ray won't be leaving any time soon..." said Carman. "Why not go after the other guys?"
"Should we keep trying to get Mason and Ray out of here first?" asked Vina.
"You wanna be next?" asked Carman. "I said they're getting out the threats..."
"Well...last week that was Zayn's fault..." said Chelsea.
"I saw Zayn wink at them before he fell with Kai..." said Carman, folding her arms.
"Wait...so THEY are the reason Zayn got Kai out?" asked Lila.
"I doubt that..." said Carman. "I think that they had planned to get out Kai, but Zayn didn't tell them what he was gonna do..."
"Ugh...it's always something", groaned Morgan. "Well...who do you think we should get out first then?"
"Well...Jet seems to be the easiest threat..." said Carman. "He isn't too bold and he isn't too...friendly."
"Well...I was thinking Dew..." said Vina.
"No..." said Morgan. "He may be quote unquote strong, but he's still too playful and stupid."
"True..." said Carman. "But we have to have some sort of plan..."
"Okay...how about we don't eliminate the boys that we have special connections to...", said Lila.
"So...that leaves Combat, Jet, Rocky, and Ded..." said Chelsea. "Since we can't get rid of those stupid assholes yet."
Ray and Mason were listening to them from inside their room in the corner.
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"Oh...so the girls have an alliance..." said Mason. "Cool..."
"No, NOT COOL!" shouted Ray. "Those bitches are trying to undermine me..."
"What?" asked Mason. "They're just trying to get rid of the other guys because we're pretty much untouchable."
Ray growled with a smile. "You're right. Let's let them handle the guys...and WE will handle them..."
"Um...okay?" said Mason. "I don't see the point though..."
"Of course you don't, you're dumb", said Ray.
"You're dumb!" said Mason.
"Oh? I'm pretty sure I'm not the one with the stupidity necklace..." said Ray with a smile.
"...I hate you..." said Mason.
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"Well...the badass is gone..." said Rocky.
"Should've been Ray", said Hex. "But Zayn fucked it up..."
"Well...what do we do now?" asked Ded.
"Well...since the girls have an alliance to get rid of us...let's do the same to them..." said Sonan.
"Yeah, I guess that makes sense...but what about the two dicks?" asked Hex.
"We have to leave them be..." said Sonan. "It's obvious that Mew and Victini love them and will try to keep them in longer anyway...plus, one of us could be eliminated the next time they get on th chopping block..."
"Well...in that case, let's start with Carman..." said Dew. "She's the leader, so it would make sense to take her out first..."
"Good idea..." said Hex.
"Thanks..." said Dew.
"So...we're gonna get rid of Carman...but then who?" asked Rocky.
"Vina, Lila, and Morgan..." said Ded.
"NO", said Sonan, Dew, and Hex.
"What?" asked Ded.
"We're not getting rid of the people who love...", said Sonan. "Vina and Chelsea are gonna be next and then we're gonna stop."
"Then...it's gonna be a friendly compeition between family, friends, and fiends..." said Hex.
"Yep..." said Sonan.
"CONTESTANTS! COME ON!" shouted Mew.
"Well...let's go..." said Jet as he left.
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As they all came to the front of the plane, they were all suddenly hit with a chill.
"Brr...w-why is it so...c-cold here?" asked Chelsea.
"Because..." started Mew and Victini as they came forward wearing jackets. "We're nearing our next location!"
Suddenly, the plane began rocking back and forth.
"What's happening?!" shouted Lila.
"Wind!" said Mew, pulling out a button. "Time to drop!"
"WHAT?!"
Mew pressed the button, dropping them all.
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Everyone landed in snow before looking around.
"Ugh...w-where are w-we?" asked Morgan, shivering.
"Snowtop Mountain!" announced Mew and Victini.
"Well...that name sure is fitting..." said Dew.
"You bet it is..." said Victini. "Now, the first challenge is to build a snow fort..."
"Wait...what?!" asked Vina, who was shivering like mad.
"Yep, you must build a snow fort", said Mew. "The best looking fort to us will grant the owner an advantage in the next challenge..."
"Yeah...so get started..." said Victini with a smile as he and Mew disappeared.
The wind blew more, making everyone shiver, except for Combat.
"Okay, this is going to be simple", said Hex as he took out a wand.
"NO MAGIC!" shouted Mew.
Hex growled. "I'm getting fucking tired of that..."
"Calm down b-baby..." said Morgan, shivering.
Hex saw her predicament and sighed. "Fuck them..."
Hex used magic and gave Morgan and everyone else a blanket.
"HEX!" shouted Victini.
Hex rolled his eyes.
"Thanks sweetie", whispered Morgan, before kissing him.
"Alright, now that we have blankets..." said Sonan. "Get buildin-" he stopped upon seeing Combat's completed snow castle.
Everyone gaped.
"Okay...we have work to do", said Chelsea.
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Hex was digging a hole in order to make a huge pile of snow.
"Hex, what are you doing?" asked Morgan.
Hex climbed out of the hole. "I just had to get a lot of snow..."
"Well...can I help you?" she asked.
"Hm...well..." started Hex. "They didn't say anything about no teams...okay..."
Morgan gasped. "Thank you so much baby!" she said, kissing him fully on the lips. Upon breaking it, Hex started laughing goofily before falling into his hole.
Morgan giggled as he climbed back out.
"Well...er-hem..." he said with a smile. "L-let's get started..."
He went to the snow pile and jumped to the center.
"What are you doing now?" asked Morgan.
Hex dug into the center of the big pile and started to use Fire Fang to melt the snow inside to make a suitable environment. He continued to move around the edge until it was big and circular.
"Great...now uh...how am I supposed to get out of here without breaking through this snow dome?" asked Hex. "Those idiots said I can't use my magic..."
"Hexxy! Are you okay in there?!" he heard.
"YES!" he responded. "I'm just trying to get out without breaking through..."
"Um...Hex...isn't these supposed to be a door?" asked Morgan.
Hex thought and facepawed himself.
"I heard that smack..." said Morgan with a laugh. "I'm coming in..."
"Morgan...the snow is-"
He heard and saw the snow on the outer edges fall forward.
"Morgan?" he asked.
Suddenly, he saw her head pop through the snow. He gasped as he dug in the snow, grapped her sides and pulled her through. The snow fell more, but the dome itself stayed a bit sturdy.
"Phew..." he said.
"So...this was your plan?" asked Morgan.
"Yeah..." said Hex. "It's big, simple, and the best thing...we have air", he said pointing to the hole in the roof.
"And privacy..." Morgan purred, licking his cheek.
Hex blushed like a tomato.
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"Alright, so...how are we gonna do this?" asked Rocky.
"I don't know..." said Ded, scooping up snow into a small wall around them. "That seems good enough."
"Um...isn't this a bit too...lame and...terrible looking?" asked Rocky.
"Well what's you're plan?" asked Ded, folding his arms.
"Nothing, but this could at least be talle-"
The wind blew harder, making everyone groaned as theit blankets blew hard. They kept them though.
"Alright, let's make this taller..." said Ded.
"Exactly..." said Rocky as Ded started to make the walls higher until they were at his chest.
"Well, this should be good", said Ded as he sat down.
When he sat down, the snow vibrated and fell on him and Rocky.
"FUCK!" shouted Ded.
The echos caused some snow on the mountain to fall, triggering an avalanche.
Everyone started hearing rumbling.
"Aw crap!" shouted Dew.
"Avalanche!" shouted Lila.
As everyone tried to run, minus Hex and Morgan, Combat stayed put.
The snow buried everyone.
"Ugh...w-what th-the h-hell was th-that?!" shouted Carman as she crawled out of the depths of the snow, shivering like mad.
"Well...I lost my blanket..." said Sonan as he climbed out.
As everyone continued to crawl out, Dew saw Combat in his same position on top of the snow.
"How does he do that?!" he asked.
"You guys okay?" asked Vina.
"Does it look like we're okay?!" asked Ray. "Our forts are destroyed and we have to start over!"
"Yeah...sorry about that guys..." said Ded.
Everyone groaned.
"Wait...where's Morgan and Hex?!" asked Dew.
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Morgan and Hex were both panting.
"Mother of Arceus I love you..." said Morgan, snuggling up to him.
"I love you too..." said Hex. "I-I didn't know you could bend that way..."
Morgan giggles. "There's a LOT that I can do..."
Hex's eyes widened. "Well...um...let's see what's going on outside..."
"How are we gonna get up there?" asked Morgan.
Hex started pushing on the side of the wall and saw that it was actually sturdy. "It seems to be stable..." he said. "I can just dig us out."
He started digging a tunnel out of the dome. He noticed that it was taking a while.
"H-Hex...w-what's t-taking so long?" asked Morgan.
"I don't know", said Hex as he stated digging upwards, making snow block the way. He gasped before going back down and moving the snow. "Come on..." he said as he continued to dig.
When they finally made it to the top, both of them sighed, but not before the wind blew.
"Hex, Morgan!" they heard.
Dew ran up to them. "Where were you two?"
"We were inside our fort..." said Hex. "It's right ther-"
Hex saw that there were two holes.
"Wait...what-"
"Avalanche..." said Dew.
"Oh...no wonder a crap ton of snow fell down the hole..." said Morgan.
"Well...there's no use tying to dig it out..." said Hex.
"Yeah..." said Morgan.
"Um...do you guys mind if I...teamed up with you?" asked Dew.
"You really are lazy Dew..." said Morgan.
"Hey!"
"Well, I guess..." said Hex.
"Great..." said Dew heading towards the farthest hole. He used his sword to make the hole big enough for him, causing more snow to fall inside.
He jumped inside.
"Um...why is it so sticky down here?" he asked.
Hex and Morgan blushed and looked at each other.
Hex remade the smaller hole, allowing him and Morgan to crawl back inside.
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"Alright Sonan, how are we gonna make this snow fort now?" asked Lila.
"Easy..." said Sonan scooping up snow.
He started building at a fast pace as Mason and Ray watched from the sidelines.
"Well...what are we gonna do?" asked Mason.
Ray was seeing everyone else almost finishing their forts. He looked at Jet, who was making a small fort. He grinned.
"I guess that his will do..." said Ray.
"What do you mean?" asked Mason.
Ray groaned and walked up to Jet.
"Get away from me..." he growled.
"Why?" asked Ray. "I've some work to do..."
"Then go-" Jet started before Ray used his eyes to hypnotize him.
"Go sit in the snow..." Ray commanded.
Jet did as he was told and sat in the snow.
"Whoa..." said Mason.
"Yep, now we have his fort..." said Ray.
Lila saw that and growled.
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Lila: I know we are planning out Jet anyway..but I really want to claw Ray's eyes out.
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Vina, Carman, and Chelsea's fort was finished. It was large and triangular. However, the snow slid down the sides after a few seconds. The two sighed.
"What do we do now?" asked Vina.
"How about we ask..." started Carman as she looked around.
She didn't see Hex, Morgan, or Dew anywhere, Lila and Sonan's was still in production, Mason and Ray's was too small, Jet didn't have anything, and Ded and Rocky were having the same problems they were facing.
They looked over to Combat who was over by his snow castle sitting and listening to music.
"You wanna ask him?" asked Carman, pointing to Combat.
Vina shrugged.
The three girls went over to him.
"Combat...um...could we use your castle?" asked Chelsea.
Combat raised a brow before sighing. He shrugged.
"Yes!" said Vina. "Thanks!"
"ALRIGHT! BUILDING TIME IS OVER!" said Mew as he and Victini floated to them.
"Now...let's get a look at these forts", said Victini.
The two of them saw Ded and Rocky's fort, which was raggedy and poorly constructed.
"Terrible..." said Mew.
They went to Mason and Ray's, which was simply a square shape.
"This is small and boring", said Victini.
Ray rolled his eyes.
They went to Jet, who was still simply sitting in the snow with his blanket.
"You didnt even do anything..." said Mew.
They went to Combat and the girls'.
"Okay, now THIS is impressive..." said Victini. "Better than those other pieces of shit..."
The others growled.
Mew and Victini went to Sonan and Lila's. It was a larger castle similar to Combat's. It has spikes and pillars, as well as a gargoyle!
"Whoa...epic..." said Mew. "And since I don't see Dex, Hex, or Morgan's-"
"WE'RE DOWN HERE!" they all heard.
They went towards a hole and they saw them in their dome.
"Whoa...that's clever, but Sonan and Lila still win!" said Victini.
Lila cheered and hugged Sonan.
"That's right, you get the advantage in this next challenge which is...a flamethrower!" said Mew, giving Sonan the flamethrower.
"What's this for?" asked Lila.
"The next challenge!" said Mew. "Which is...surviving Articuno!"
"...Say what?" asked Hex.
"That's right..." said Victini. "And here she is now!"
The blue bird flew down in front of everyone, passing a glare to Mew and Victini.
"So...how you doing?" asked Mew nervously.
"I'm actually doing alright. Kavi and I got back together now that Virizion's with Cobalion..."
"Wait...Virizion and Kavi are divorced now?" asked Victini.
"He doesn't like to talk about it, but I guess so..." said Articuno.
"And...VIRIZION went to COBALION?!" asked Mew, bewildered.
"I know, we were all shocked at the hall", said Articuno.
"Well...this is gonna be difficult..." said Victini, rubbing his head.
"Whatever..." said Articuno. "Now what the hell do you want from me?"
"For this challenge...we're gonna need you to attack all of these contestants", said Mew.
"And contestants, if you get hit with an attack by Articuno, you are out", said Victini. "The last person standing wins invincibility."
"What's the flamethrower for again?" asked Sonan.
"Melting forts..." said Mew.
"Awesome..." said Sonan with a smile.
"Now...BEGIN!"
DING!
"DAMN IT!"
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Rocky: Hiding behind a wall of snow
Carman: What we do, nobody knows
Morgan: What do you mean, yes we do
Dew: We have to dodge and make it through
All: Freeze dry, no lie
Keep it going and don't cry
Dodge, hit, missed blast
We have to win and not make it last
(Rocky got hit with an Ice Beam, freezing him solid.)
"He's out!"
Chelsea: Solid ice
Hex: That's not nice
Ded: Freezing cold
Vina: Not so bold
Sonan: Melting melting your fort is melting
Mason: Oh please, I will put it back
Ray: You're not even helping!
(Mason got frozen by Articuno as Ray jumped out of the way.)
"Mason's out!"
All: Freeze dry, no lie
Keep it going and don't cry
Dodge, hit, missed blast
We have to win and not make it last
Freeze dry, no lie
Keep it going and don't cry
Dodge, hit, missed blast
We have to win and not make it last
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Articuno blasted Ice Beam at everyone, but she missed a lot of them. Hex, Morgan, and Dew jumped down the hole of their fort.
Combat and Jet were frozen as Carman, Chelsea, and Vina flew behind their fort.
Ded hid behind Sonan's fort with Lila. Articuno looked around.
"What am I supposed to do now?" she asked.
"Uh...attack the fort, duh..." said Mew.
Articuno gave him a look before pecking his head.
"Ow!" he shouted, covering his head.
Articuno flew to all of the forts and started blasting them from up close. Sonan started firing the flamethrower to Articuno, but accidentally melted Combat's fort in the process, leaving the girls open for attack.
Articuno immediately saw them, but smiled and let them survive.
She blasted Sonan before destroying his fort and blasting Ded.
"What the-" started Mew. "Why are you eliminating all the guys?!"
"Because I can!" said Articuno as the girls all started smiling.
She went to the hole and blasted inside, striking Dew and Hex as Morgan climbed through the tunnel.
"What was the point of that?!" shouted Victini.
"I've seen the show, remember..." said Articuno. "The girls hardly ever win..."
"Well that's bullshit!" said Mew.
"Oh quiet..." said Articuno as she used Ice Beam on all of the girls...with Vina being last.
"...Any reason you wanted Vina to win..." growled Mew.
"She lost her man as soon as she got comfortable in the new relationship", said Articuno.
"Oh, she reminds you of you..." said Victini. "Why'd you freeze her then?"
"The final moment..." said Articuno, shrugging.
"Well...I guess-"
"PLAH!" they heard as Ray got up from a pile of snow, shivering like mad.
"AND RAY WINS!" said Victini with a smile.
Articuno growled angrily.
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Everyone was at the elimination ceremony.
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Carman: Time for the plan to work...
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"Ray...Chelsea...Hex...Morgan...Lila...Dew...Sonan...Combat...Ded...Rocky...Vina...and Carman..."
"Jet...Mason...one of you is leaving, and that person is...
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...Jet. Mason, you're safe."
Jet groaned.
"Time to go bro..." said Mew. Jet grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
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Carman: One down...six to go...
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Well the girls have struck and Jet is now gone... I wonder what will happen now. Sorry for the boring chap, the next one will be better. I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you all next time on Total...Pokemon...World Tour! See ya guys, BYE!
Next time: Let's make some movies!