Clank: Clink I'm going off to Mount Everest for awhile
Clink How come?
Clank I need to do some meditation at an acient Indian temple at the peak.
Clink: since when did you do meditation?
Clank: Ever since I decided to take anger manegmant classes.
Clink: you don't have anger problems.
*fly lands on Clanks nose.
Clank: DIE DIE You STUPID FLY! DIE BWAHH HA HA!
Clink: On second thought get outaa here before you hut me or our readers.
Phoenix always had a way of charming his babies whether it was making funny faces, playing ball with them or his favorite method throwing the up in the air.
His babies always laughed when they were in the air. Which is probably the reason he always did it.
Cygnus normally cried a lot but he was always easy to charm up.
It was about feeding time for the babies Crystal the big eater was always up first.
Cygnus began to whimper when he didn't get his food right away.
"Aww hungry here I'll cheer you up literally" Phoenix then grabbed Cygnus by his arms and threw him in the air.
He quickly caught him and repeated the process.
Cygnus was laughing hard.
He then held his feet and swung him from left to right.
Iris had finished feeding Crystal and asked for Cygnus who was still giggling.
Phoenix then picked up Crystal and began to throw her up in the air.
Iris quickly protested. "Feenie she just ate you'll give her a tummy ache"
Phoenix simply laughed. "Oh Iris I don't think that she will get one" he simply continued to throw Crystal in the air and she was laughing for awhile.
"See nothing will happen my Crystal has a stomach of steel"
It seems Phoenix has the magical ability to make whatever he says have an opposite affect so as he was playfully throwing up his baby girl she threw up right in his mouth.
Phoenix was silent for a few minutes.
Iris was trying to not laugh but it was too much for her to hold in a bursted out with laughter. While Phoenix bursted to the bathroom.
You could hear small vomiting sounds followed by the sound of a toilet flushing.
Phoenix then walked out of the bathroom holding his stomach in disgust.
"Aww see Feenie you should listen to me more" Iris teased rubbing his.
"It wasn't that bad in fact I think it was kinda cute" Phoenix defended giving a fake smile.
"Really then lets do it again!" Iris picked up Crystal and walked towards Phoenix.
"Ugh my stomach can't take it at the moment lets try again later" Phoenix ran to the safety of the bathroom and locked the doors.
"Oh Feenie but you love throwing up the kids, don't you?" Iris teased.
"Please no more puns I'll get sicker!"
Iris giggled. She simply loved how Phoenix overreacted to things.