Oh No, There goes Newport! Go Go Godzilla!
The 300 meter tall kaiju took his first step onto the land, and the ground around his foot shattered. Cracks formed along the side of the mountain as a downpour of sea fell off of its body. Looking up at it… well… as terrifying as it is… well it was also Awesome as all hell. However, much more important was finding the rest of the team. Most of them were on that beach… and not all had powers. I extended my Ki senses, and felt Wally nearest to me. The Earth shook as Godzilla took a step, trees shook, some even fell. Wood cracked and stone shattered as I moved towards Wally. He seemed mostly fine, but was unconscious.
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I slapped him in the face and amazingly… It worked.
"Wha… What hap…" asked Wally as he stared up at the sky to the massive monster whose foot was about to fall.
"IS THAT FUCKING GODZILLA!" Screamed Wally.
The ground shook again. Trees fell towards us, but the power of telekinesis took care of that problem.
"Worse. Composite Godzilla." I said as I extended my Ki senses.
"Come on, I found Artemis!" I screamed.
I flew over the flooded earth towards Artemis as Kid Flash followed. We made our way to the mountain where Artemis was breathing heavily with an obviously broken arm. Her face contorted in pain.
"Shit!"
Then another kaiju sized step, and more of the mountain shattered, sending a rockslide towards us. Again, Telekinesis is a wonderful thing. The rocks were lifted into the sky, and flung into the sea. Thankfully, a waterspout formed in the sea and headed towards us, lowering Aqualad to the ground, who fell on his hands and knees coughing hard.
I ripped off my coat and handed it to Wally.
"Use it to make a sling for her arm!" I screamed as I extended my Ki senses.
I found Robin and headed out immediately. The massive Kaiju's tail swung behind it as it passed over the beach and deep into the forest with its next step. The sway of the tail created such strong winds that I almost was blown to the ground, but I managed to stay aloft.
Robin was clinging to the unconscious body of M'gann and could only watch at the passing titanic monster. I landed as another footstep shook the earth, but as Godzilla retreated further past the forest and towards the city, the shakes were much less pronounced. However looking up at the King of Monsters was a sight to behold. Once the Last of his kind, who through the power of the atom became the First. A living monument to the hubris of mankind… and he was stepping on everything.
Examining Robin, he looked mostly fine. M'gann however had a large gash on her forehead.
"IS THAT FUCKING…!"
"Yes Godzilla. Brilliant Deduction. C'mon." I said as I instant Transmission'd them back to the growing group.
When I arrived I found Lapis and Lazuli mostly fine. Thank God for Android Nigh-Invulnerability. I looked to Lapis.
"SEE WHY WE DON'T INVOKE LITERARY CONVENTIONS!"
Lapis only weakly nodded. I sighed as I shook my head.
"It's not your fault. Hold on. I gotta find Superboy."
Extending my senses I found Superboy…
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He was on Godzilla and punching him… which was about as effective as someone's grandpa punching the Titanic. From this distance and even with my super keen eyesight… Godzilla looked absolutely massive and Superboy… well it was like trying to see a single flea on a dog from ten feet away.
Godzilla took another step and was already halfway into the city. Buildings were crushed under foot as Godzilla continued his trek. The city was already decimated by the of people could die from any number of horrific deaths. Whether it be getting crushed, burned to death, or radiation poisoning.
I knew what I had to do.
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I needed to behave as Silver Age as humanly… er… Celluly possible to prevent any deaths via Comic Book Logic. So I flew towards Godzilla, and landed next to Superboy who was holding onto one of Godzillas spines.
"Hi Superboy, how's it going"
"I CAN'T BREAK THROUGH!"
"Yeah… you do know you're punching a monster that can tank nukes right?"
"MY FIST IS A NUKE!" Screamed Superboy as he punched again… to no avail.
"Yeah, congratulations on that one, but if all you can punch is nuke level… yeah you're not gonna do much."
Maybe scratch an annoying itch or something.
Superboy… just kept punching.
"WE'LL! *Punch!* SEE! *Punch!* ABOUT! *Punch!* THAT!"
*Punch!*
*Punch!*
*Punch!*
Godzilla took another step. It made shit shake like Jello.
*Punch!*
*Punch!*
*Punch!*
"Keep going."
*Punch!*
"You'll get there eventually."
*Punch!*
*Punch!*
This was a waste of time, but it was an entertaining waste of time. I sighed as I looked towards Godzilla's eyes. A fire burned within them, one fueled by rage, hate, anger, and perhaps worst of all the vengeful spirits of forgotten soldiers who died in WWII.
"So how's punching the humongous, near-indestructible and VERY pissed-off monster going so far?"
*Punch!*
"Shut up!"
*Punch!*
Well… he was determined if nothing else.
"You know M'gann is hurt right?"
That… got his attention.
"What!?"
With his demeanor changed I grabbed him by the shoulder and Instantly transmissioned myself back to our group. M'gann appeared to have awoken… Superboy ran towards her so fast that my hand, which was still on his shoulder, couldn't stretch fast enough and was ripped out of it's socket… I got better though.
I turned my attention to Artemis, who was holding her arm in severe pain. Thankfully, the makeshift sling worked quite nicely.
"How's the arms?" I asked.
"Better than it looks, worse than it feels." She said painfully as she flexed her fingers.
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Wait… I could have sworn it was a clean break. How the hell did she move her fingers? I mean... maybe it was just the angle but I could have... Actually… even M'gann's head gash didn't look all that bad as I could have sworn it was previously. Eh, Comic Book Logic I guess. I turned to see the massive Radioactive Dinosaur continue on its merry way… I think he was slowly making his way westward towards Newport. Which was not good at all. So I looked to My Siblings..
"I'm gonna need to go perfect." I said finally.
Lapis and Lazuli looked to me. Lazuli turned to the massive Titan, before turning back to me.
"You sure it's gonna be enough?"
"To be completely honest… I'm not, but I gotta try. I can go like this if I need to, but more power would help a lot."
Lapis had absolutely no problems what so ever. Lazuli sighed, and nodded.
"Fine, get it over with."
With a nod, I vore'd them one after another, and immediately the not so clear skies above got just a bit worse as I exploded with power. As per usual, the flood of power felt amazing, but I had far FAR more pressing matters to attend to. I achieved Perfect.
"I'm gonna go… probably die again if I'm being honest." I said before flying towards Godzilla.
'Yeah, because that's comforting.'said Lazuli.
As I flew towards Godzilla, I got to see that with every step, there was an earthquake and every movement generated the winds that could only be compared to a hurricane. I flew close as the lumbering titan continued on its path. To be completely honest… as powerful as Cell was… a Composite Godzilla was just… well ridiculously OP even for someone like Me. I could see scales as large as cars, with occasional keloid scarring that was seen on OG Godzilla and his Shin counterpart. Tiny metallic bristles, like those on plants covered the surface of his skin. His eyes would shift from those of an animal, albeit an intelligent one,l to the blank white eyes of an undead monster with every step he took. Even the tip of his tail possessed a few spikes reminiscent of the scutes of the 98 American Godzilla.
'How many Godzilla's are there?' Thought asked Lazuli.
'I'm gonna go check the fiction section… HOLY FUCK!'
Yeah, that is the appropriate response. It was only just now I realized we were very close to Newport… That is some monstrous strides you have there Godzilla… pun very much intended.
'Please don't pun.'
No Promises...Ok, so… huh… I don't actually have a plan.
'Oh good, so we are doomed, and I haven't even gone on my first date.'
Please don't think thoughts like that while we are sharing a brain Lazuli… I would like to not think about that forever now.
'You don't think. It balances itself out.'
'Ha! Nice.'
This was when Godzilla stopped moving. He looked over the… rather pitiful city before him as his head slowly quirked in confusion. Then he took a very long, and very deep intake of air.
"SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!"
HOLY FUCKING LOUDEST SHIT FUCK DAMMIT MY FUCKING EARS!
'PAIN! FEEL! WHY!?'
'EVERY FUCKING TIME!'
As I… er… we experienced the absolute worst pain of my/our lives… I actually got to see as Godzilla's roar decimated his surroundings. The powerful shock waves exploded from his throat with high oscillatory frequency, destroying targets with a ridiculous resonance that shattered FUCKING STONE!
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So what I'm saying is Newport was gone.
'... Well… Shit.'
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Oh Silver Age Gods... please tell me they conveniently evacuated.
"Thankfully we managed to Evacuate Newport in time." Said Batman into his earpiece.
Currently, the Dark Knight flew the Batplane at top speed from Gotham towards… Godzilla of all things. It made absolutely no sense for a fictional character to be roaming the countryside... yet... there it was... roaming the countryside.
"There can't be any mistaking it… That thing is Godzilla." Said Superman.
"I'm aware Clark."
"Is he supposed to be THAT big?"
"No."
That… was far larger than any information on the Cultural Icon indicated… it was at minimum, three times larger than it's largest incarnation.
"Where do you think it came from Bruce?"
"If I had to guess… Cell."
"Seriously? I mean I know he's… Cell, but… actually… you may be onto something."
The Dark Knight agreed.
As he neared, Bruce saw the Titanic beast. Strangely the creature stopped moving, and just stood perfectly still.
"What's the game plan?" Asked Superman.
"Its immobile right now. Observe for now and prepare to engage on my signal. Godzilla is supposed to have a weak spot at the base of his tail. A second brain. That is your target."
"Understood… wait, what is it doing?"
Godzilla bent his body low, facing the ground. Not quite sure why he was doing that but… oh… his dorsal plates are lighting up… ohhhhh shit this isn't good. Lightning arcd from spine to spine as they glowed a brilliant blue that was beyond blinding. Lightning from the skies above struck the Kaiju as…
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Heh! Pretty lights.
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'Heh! Oh Gizmo you shouldn't have.'
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Wait! Whut!... oh Son of a! CAN WE NOT LAZULI!
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Heh! Lights are purddy.
Ok now… I have a very VERY buggy brain. When the lights are a-glowing, my attention is 100% focused on those lights, and it is kinda hard for me to focus on anything else to just gawk at the sheer splendor that is Light… That said, what happened next immediately captured the reso of my attention. A massive cone of blue atomic fire exploded from Godzilla that created a growing ring of destruction that tore through everything within at least a five mile radius, with Godzilla at the epicenter. Then… it happened.
And it was. The single. Most GLORIOUS thing I have ever been lucky enough to witness.
You will believe a Godzilla can fly.
Big G's feet left the ground as he began to ascend into the air, rising slowly at first, but steadily gaining speed. As he rose, he curled his tail and grabbed it with his claws. He continued to ascend and accelerate until he past the cloud layer. I watched as he turned his head, and the King of monsters shot off like a rocket towards the east like a very angry meteor.
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This was the greatest day of my life… ever.
'Cell… are you on drugs? Are we on drugs?'
Nope, but the guy who made Godzilla vs Hedorah certainly was.
"Bruce?"
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"Yes Clark?"
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"Is Godzilla flying?"
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"Yes."
Batman could only watch as the MASSIVE WINGLESS DINOSAUR rocketed off like a fighter jet. The King of the Monsters accelerated until it broke the sound barrier. Creating a massive sonic boom that rocked the Batplane. Immediately Superman took off and Batman quickly followed. Then the Bat Computer began to beep.
"Trajectory analyzed. Warning, Unidentified Flying Object Destination discovered. Millstone Nuclear Power Plant in Connecticut."
Batman, upon hearing that, kicked the Batplane into overdrive. He had no real weaponry on his jet that could harm Godzilla. It was a well known fact that military responses only really made Godzilla angry… Batman couldn't believe that he actually thought those words.
"Clark, Godzilla is headed towards the Millstone Nuclear Power Plant. Possibly to feed, we cannot let him get there."
"I'll see what I can do Bruce." said Superman as he rocketed off.
Batman turned off his radio.
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"What the hell happened to my life?"
Following after Godzilla was the easy part, the hard part was not getting hypnotised by the… pretty pretty lights. NO! Bad brain, do not do this to me. Ok, lets look at this rationally. Can I defeat a Composite Godzilla?
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Well, considering that a comic book version of Godzilla turned out to be a planet buster, destroyed the earth, went to hell and made it his bitch, killed the Devil and even Killed God himself… Not to mention that thanks to Marvel comics, Godzilla was on par with Thor in strength, Thor.. Specifically comic book Thor… Who took a solid cylinder of Adamantium that was NOT hollow and managed to dent it… and considering that thanks to Godzilla Earth can one shot a trio of Eldritch Space Dragons from another dimension that warp time and space just by EXISTING… and considering the 2000 Godzilla had Wolverine tier regeneration… Ya know what, considering EVERY SINGLE Godzilla put into one package, I highly HIGHLY doubted I could really do much… AND I CAN BLOW UP PLANETS!
'STOP MIND YELLING!'
Oh… Sorry Lazuli.. Ok lets look at my options...
I could grow in size, but my max size is much MUCH smaller than Godzilla. I could maybe pull getting to be about a hundred feet tall, but this Godzilla was a THOUSAND feet tall. So in all honesty… Even at my max size, he could step on me, and while strength increases as I get bigger, Ki potential stays about the same. So I needed to come up with ,and WHY IS SUPERMAN HERE!
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'Seriously?' mind deadpanned Lazuli.
'I mean yeah… It's a giant flying dinosaur… why wouldn't he be here?'
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Oh right, a giant Flying Godzilla is rocketing through the sky… Huh… It would be kinda stupid if he wasn't here actually… Yeah that was a dumb question, sorry guys, my brain may have been overloaded by the… succulent lights.
'Ha! Brain, good one, hands down the funniest joke you have ever told.' mind thought Lazuli.
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Well that's just mean.
Regardless, Superman flew towards Godzilla at full speed, heading right for the Kaiju. I… decided to follow. Superman was moving very VERY fast.. Like Flash Levels as he shot full speed at the base of Godzillas tail… Why would he?
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Oh right, Heisei Godzilla had a second brain there. It was a weak spot… I forgot about that. Regardless, once Superman hit Godzilla, the Kaiju… moved slightly. However this seemed to get Big G's attention, because he stoped breathing atomic fire and slowly twisted in mid air using his massive Bulk. Godzilla crashed into the ground on all fours. Skidding several miles and creating a massive canyon in the earth as he slowly rose to his full height. The Kaiju turned to look around, before Superman shot full speed into his head. Superman managed to turn the head slightly, and immediately Godzillas eyes focused on the Man of Steel. Godzilla took a breath.
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I covered my ear holes.
"SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEONNNNNNNNNNNNK!"
The focused oscillatory wave shimmered the very air, as it barreled towards Superman, who crossed his arms in an attempt to block it, to no avail. Once the pressure wave hit Superman with such ferocity that were he a human he would undoubtedly have exploded. Immediately however Superman flew off towards the horizon. Then Godzilla's dorsal plates began to glow and crackle with electricity. I heard the hum of energy as it would churn and stir within the massive titan. Strong electromagnetic pulses and powerful shockwaves were produced from the mere act of charging, which decimated the forest… at least what wasn't already a canyon from Godzillas landing.
I placed my Hands together.
"KA!"
Energy flooded from my being into my palms.
"ME!"
I could hear a sonic boom as Superman was flying as fast as he could back towards Godzilla.
"HA!"
The arcing electricity around Godzilla began to focus around his mouth.
"ME!"
I immediately Instant Transmissione'd in front of Superman, who stopped mid air.
"Cell what are you?" was all Superman could ask before the Atomic Breath produced a beam of concentrated radiation.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I scream, and released my attack.
Immediately Godzilla's Atomic Breath collided with my Ki, producing a sphere of energy where they met.
The Beam-O-War had begun.
"I'll distract him, you hit him where it hurts!" I screamed as I pushed more power into my attack.
'OH GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE! I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!'
'Don't you mean handsome Lapis?'
'I KNOW WHAT I SAID! I have eyes, I have mirrors. I know what I look like… Jealous?.'
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So ignoring and repressing that, I pushed more power into my attack. Godzilla's beam slowly… but surely was inching its way towards me. At least until Superman attacked the base of his tail with his Heat Vision… A for effort Supes, F for execution. As the beams hit Godzilla, the metallic composition produced a reflective effect that difused the beams and send them all in different directions… So now the forest was EVEN More on fire… That said, Godzilla noticed. And with little effort, his tail swung into Superman, and the Man of Steel was once again sent flying.
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Where is Composite Superman when you need him... Not the Bisected Batman/Superman Hybrid either, like litterally all Supermen in one. Also, the orb of energy where our attacks met was moving even closer to me…
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Well at least my eulogy will be awesome.
'Worst. Last thought... EVER!' 'Of All Time!'