Bella: strange things are happening to me, ain't no doubt about it!
Alice: Which ones?
Bella: Huh?
Alice: There's a bunch of strange things like vampires, werewolves, that weird thing going on with your hair which one?
Bella: The most recent one.
Alice: Oh you mean the position were in now?
Bella: Yeah, don't get me wrong it's ingenious to get ourselves locked in Newton's store overnight to hide from Edward. Just because we painted his Volvo pink with yellow polka dots and 'accidentally' locked his keys inside.
Alice: Yeah oh shiz! He's on a rampage looking for us! Ha-ha what a maroon for leaving us alone with his precious Volvo.
Bella: Word Hommie!