Due to any complete reports and reviews towards the story, most of this chapter will be presented in Play Form. Also, this chapter will present a special character introduction segment, in which we introduce the other characters involved in this story.
To put it blunt, we are showing Miyazawa and May, watching the coming attractions, in Play Form, and in previous parts.
Also, I do not own South Park or Hetalia, since the characters are in this chapter.
Chapter 34
Coming to Theaters… Maybe…
May arrived with a tub of popcorn, a box of candy, and a large soda. Miyazawa had nothing.
"Huh? Are you a glutton?" Yukino snapped.
May smiled, "It's free refills!"
Miyazawa sighed, as she and May were sitting together. Following their visit from the Maiden Diner, they agreed to see a movie together, before they go home. The entire movie theater has very few people.
"Jesus!" Stan Marsh snuffed, "How long before they start this goddamn movie?"
Switzerland shouted, "Watch your tone! There's a girl present!"
Lichtenstein then blushed, "Oh, big brother… It's nice to spend the day with you."
Switzerland then said, "No problem. Just stay seated, okay."
A few people shushed, as Miyazawa was sighing, "Great… Rowdiness gets us nowhere…"
Eric Cartman announced, "Oh, boy! Movie trailers!"
Note: The lines there were from the infamous "You're Getting Old" episode.
May smiled, "Wow! This is great!"
Miyazawa shushed May, as the trailers started.
Miz-K Takase Productions:
(Narrator): Born in Petalburg City… Raised in her home… Made of heart… soul… and clay… She's May.
(May): Where were you, my snowgirl?
She's a cutie…
(May): I am so lonely without her…
(April): How long has it been, Haruka?
She was once Haruka of Plastic World…
(May): I… I don't remember…
(Narrator): You've seen her on stage, in contests, and even in the fun moments she had.
From Chapter 6…
(May): HALIFAX!
BONK!
(Miyazawa): Stop acting like an ass!
(Narrator): May has cute styles, and a huge imagination…
(May): It's time, once again, for May's Expedition!
(A montage of May's moments from Chapters 1 thru 22)
From Chapter 12…
(Dawn): Oh, what a cute body…
(May): Okay, Quasimodo, you need to chill and let me hear about this world!
(Miyazawa): Just knock it off, before I beat you up, senselesser!
(May): Yuki! That's rude!
She's perfect… for a kid…
(May): I'm May!
May!
"Ah!" Stan gasped.
Italy smiled, "Hey! I didn't know she would say Ve~, too, Germany!"
Germany said, "It's obvious that they are simply knock-offs of us. Perhaps Japan can enlighten us with this story."
Italy said, "Maybe so… I cannot wait to see that movie…"
Miyazawa was confused, "Is it just me or does that girl look like you?"
May then asked, "Hmm… I think it must be a tribute film."
"Here's another one! Shush, Yuki!" She cried out.
Miz-K Productions:
(Miyazawa, narrating): Perhaps my biggest accomplishments in life we to have a huge family and a darling husband. However, I was a peaceful young woman, living my life and living a happiness…
(May appeared, all crying)
From Prologue…
(May): AHH! Oh, goodness! Please forgive me! I didn't mean to barge in to your moment! I come in peace! Please don't hurt me! I only wanted to live my life, especially since you are very scary looking! I only want to live, just to win Pokémon contests and live my dream as Grand Champion! I haven't eaten lots of great foods, either, and even if I did…
(Miyazawa, narrating): Until I met her…
(May's montage of her saying "Yuki!")
(Miyazawa, narrating): GOD! She's driving me nuts!
(May winked)
(Miyazawa, narrating): But, of course, there were times that she was completely nice. I tend to give out good advice.
From Chapter 4…
(Miyazawa): May, it's obviously that this is the gift to Chris and Elsie.
(May): Elise…
(Miyazawa): Whatever…
From Chapter 6…
(Miyazawa): No. How about you look around, while I find a person to help me?
(May): How so?
(Miyazawa): Maybe I'll get a job at the Khaki Barn!
From Chapter 15…
(Miyazawa): Yukino Miyazawa-Arima's personal tip: Never listen to Zombies.
(Dawn): Why that… nerd!
(Miyazawa, narrating): Of course, there are times that I suffered bad experiences…
From Chapter 9…
(Miyazawa): AHH! Is this what a single red rose being plucked by each petal feels like? It is! It's the library in third year, at Hokuei, all over again!
From Chapter 16…
(Miyazawa): WAIT! Let's think it over!
BOOM!
(Miyazawa, sighing, narrating): My life is hell… At least I get to spend it with May. She's a very nice person…
(May): Yuki…
(Miyazawa): I'm going to make you proud, April. May will be under my care. And, I promise, that when the worlds are fixed up and May and I are back in our own worlds, I promise you… I will dedicate my life to protect her.
Yukino Arima – The Story
My Life with May (Part 1)
Rated: R
"Agh!" Stan snapped.
Kyle Broflovski shouted, "Dude! Don't do this again!"
Stan rebutted, "What? It's not my fault that I am seeing this as the way it is!"
"Okay, I'll stop…" he said, as Miyazawa was moved.
"Oh! What a beautiful story!" She cheered, "April, May, Yolei, Sakura, Arima! What roles!"
"Will you calm down, Yuki? Don't make a scene…" May pleaded quietly.
Yukino started to cry, "Even though I am from a different world, this is a heartbreaking moment. I remember that I rescued Pero Pero and get to hear Sakura's voice again!"
May then saw another preview, as Russia was giggling. He turned to her and asked, "Excuse me, Miss, but could you remove your hat? No hats allowed in this theater…"
May then retorted, "It's a bandana."
Russia said, "It's on your head."
"Take it off, May!" Yukino scoffed.
Alley Drive Productions
(Britain, narrating): Yes, screaming fans around are seeing a glimpse of the greatest band from America, similar to the Beatles, even though 5/6 of the group is American.
(The Gang is running from their fans)
(Britain): Individually, it was a long and winding road for them… Now a part of the greatest band in the world, they are known to be the greatest, whenever and wherever.
(Percival): All right, Gang! Let's go!
(Britain): They debuted a while back, but now… The Gang is in the world of their own.
Peter Giese – The Leader of the group – if you call him a leader
(Peter): Dude! This is awesome!
From Chapter 18…
(Peter): OKAY, you big bald bonamy (bo-nah-mee)! Taste this little shot!
Farra Stevens-Gaynes – The Blonde Bomber (with a blue streak)
(Farra): Awesome? I call it stupid!
From chapter 22…
(Farra): Is this really necessary, in this artificial sun?
(Kasumi Asakura): Are you questioning our stimulation?
(Farra): It's simulation, idiot!
Steven Cooke – The Reggie Mantle of Chords
(Steven): Steven Cooke is simply enjoyable…
From Chapter 26…
(Steven): Now… Maybe that will keep you douches in line. Let's go home.
(Cole): WHOA! Steven Cooke has lifted about over 400 pounds of his allies! Amazing!
Percival P. Gaynes – The Brains of the Operation
(Percival): It's nothing… Really… Seriously, it's not, darn it!
From Chapter 29…
(Percival): Gang, jump down and stop that car!
(Dan): Great! More Power Ranger wannabes!
(Percival): SIDE OF EVIL EVISCERATION!
Mizuki Takase – The Girl with the huge talent… and boobs
(Mizuki): Watch it, buddy! I'm taken!
From chapter 26…
(Heather): JUSTICE MEGA BARRA-!
THWACK!
(Mizuki): Here's a Justice Strike for you!
(Percival): What a dweeb…
And Heather Dunn-Nevins – the Energetic one… provides the drums
(Heather): Heather is simply on her way to glory! But if I wasn't rich, Heather wouldn't be in this story, would I?
From chapter 23…
(Heather): In the name of the tunes… Heather will punish you!
(Lars Rodriguez): WHOA! Nice impression of an anime character!
(Heather): I wanted the main role, but it was dubbed in Canada!
(Britain): As they appear in this world, they work for Miyuki Takara and the Lucky Star Association of Alternate World Studies. Thus, the Prudish Invasion had begun. With the worlds beginning to merge and meld, it was going nowhere, man. And the LSAAWS and The Gang, along with the Kona Force, had a ticket to ride.
(The Gang began to evacuate the people)
(Peter): Will the people in the cheap seats leave now? And for the rest of you, come with us, if want to live!
(Britain): They represent the LaSaws!
(Gang): LSAAWS!
(Britain): It's time to save the world!
(Mizuki): At the very least, we're doing this out of Civil Service.
(Farra): Civil service, maybe; violent arts, I hope so.
The Gang
(Percival): Gang! Move out!
(ALL): YEAH!
"Uh…" Miyazawa was stunned, "Since when does a band that is our neighbors act like superheroes?"
Stan snuffed, "Gross!"
Kyle snapped, "You're doing it again!"
"It's just disgusting!"
"They're penguins, so STOP IT!"
Germany shouted, "HEY, YOU DUMMKOPF! Stop shouting, during the movie! Und you say penguins, because of them, wearing tuxedos!"
Stan apologized, "Sorry."
"I'm referring to the Jew!" Germany snapped.
Kyle apologized, "Oh, sorry, sir…"
He growled, "See what you did?"
Stan said, "Why? It's not my fault that he's a bigger hater like Cartman."
Cartman remarked, "That's not true. He's been in World War II."
Kyle stated, "I'm warning you, Stan!"
May then thought, "It's almost like they are making movies about us."
She asked Yukino, "Hey, Yuki… are we in Hollywood?"
"No," Yukino said, "Everywhere we went, it was like the world was with us."
Austria demanded, "What kind of movie is this? A Gang from Britain's home? No wonder he is a pirate that I sided with!"
"Stop whining and enjoy the movies," Russia smiled.
"Yuki!" She giggled, "Yuki-Chan!"
Miyazawa gasped, "Is that… April?"
May turned and was shocked, "WHAT?"
Kyle asked, "Who's this April?"
"Wasn't she that gynoid from Buffy that is now spare parts?" Cartman inquired.
"Could be…" Kenny McCormick muffled.
Clay-Star Productions
(Narrator): Times had changed, as a part of the world of Plastic… A kingdom that was run by a corrupt queen, who abdicated the old queen, until her untimely end.
(April): It has been… And lately the queen has been excited to see you, if she finds you again.
(Narrator): She is the dark May… April…
(Scene of the bomb exploding in the Galleria Mall, from Chapter 7)
(April, from chapter 27): Literally, I am a blue blood, since my hot body is made of clay. But in every world, it's like my entire body is made of flesh, darkness, and hate. I feel like I am the entity of hate and love. And that whole red wire thing was getting old. Cutting the blue wire was perfect for idiot savants like them.
(Narrator): She's very old, but with a kid's body.
(April): I'm 23 years old.
(Narrator): And everywhere she goes, she plans to save her lives and friends… after turning on the evil queen Yolei. She dedicated her life to obey Queen Michi and her daughter, May.
(April): If you're watching this, now you know the truth. May is very precious to me.
(Narrator): It's the adventure of a lifetime, unless you are boiling in hot water…
(April): Well, I should be going soon. My royal ruler awaits me.
April: The Movie
Rated R
(April): Oh, yes. I'm just ever so grateful…
(Pedro): Pedro feels the same way.
Excel started to bawl, "AHH! Excel is in tears, seeing a heartbreaking movement! Excel is so sad! So sad! So sad! Are these tears running down my eyes? Excel is so-, is so-, is so-, is so-, is so-…"
She started to twitch again.
"Oh, come on!" Stan shouted at Excel, "Will you shut up?"
Italy smacked the back of her head. Excel felt normal.
"Oh, thanks! Excel feels like she was completely damaged in her tiny brain!" She thanked Italy.
Italy smiled, "Oh, no problem… It was nice to see someone enjoy the opening trailers."
Cartman guffawed, "Stupid Italian…"
Kyle laughed, "Yeah… It's funny because it is true. (I can tell; I peeked into Hetalia)."
Russia responded, "I wonder if she had a stroke."
May was scared, "AH! April? She's alive?"
Miyazawa sighed, "May… You haven't read the previous scripts?"
Miyazawa broke character and explained to the fourth wall:
"Here's what April is. She's an exact copy of May. She was born and sculpted in Plastic World, which was run by Queen Yolei. She wears all black attire, similar to a Dark-type Pokémon owner, or a gothic Lolita. However, she met her untimely end, sacrificing herself along with the zombie Rei Tachibana. Plastic World was free, thanks to me… but April was alive, and somehow the land that she grew up, or was sculpted in, was gone. That mystery was to remain an enigma, but until Miz-K writes the reason, it could be soon. She is currently located, while reuniting with Queen Michi and Dawn, in the foreigner Pedro's home, along with his son, Sandora. There's more to come, folks… I forgot to mention that she created May, but I am not so sure if April and May are related. Right, May?"
May then was scared. She then saw Stan and asked him, "Say, how come you hate movies?"
"I don't know. But I promised my friends that I cannot complain," Stan said.
"Oh, that's too bad."
"I know."
Kyle complained, "He kept saying that everything he sees looks and sounds like shit."
Stan sighed, "It's all true… But I made a deal not to complain to my friends… especially these trailers and the movie."
Yukino snapped, "MAY! SIT THE FUCK DOWN!"
May pouted, "Sorry…"
Yukino snapped, "If you are going to chat, do it after the movie!"
"Jerk…" May snuffed sadly.
Yukino sighed, "I'm sorry. I was angry over these people here…"
Kyle whispered, "You see what you did?"
Stan cried, "ME?"
Austria snapped, "WILL YOU SHUT UP?"
Miyazawa then calmed down and said, "Well, there's another preview…"
May said, "It's just that kid was saying that he saw nothing but-."
"I heard," Yukino said, "He's being an asshole."
May whined, "But he's ten!"
Miyazawa then growled at the screen, "I'm starting to remember him."
Miz-K Productions Lmt.
(Miz-K is running in the streets)
(Police is chasing Miz-K)
(Cop): Miz-K! Get that stubby bastard!
(Gunshot)
(A montage of Miz-K's moments)
(Miz-K, narrating): Yo. I'm Miz-K Takase, the alter-ego of Peter Giese. Just a fiction writer, with a huge height and a very amped-up persona; also, I got me a huge beard stubble. People say I am the Nabeshin of Fan Fiction (Not proven), but I don't wear Lupin-Wear. In any case, I got me an arsenal of weapons, but mostly I got a recruiting stable.
(Roger Smith is drinking)
(Miz-K): That's Roger Smith – Master of disguise. His roles are limited, but he works for me. He's simply a double agent for the LSAAWS (but they don't know it). Once we get info from him, it won't be long, before we stop the real damage.
(Michael Cole is on a podium)
(Cole): And I quote…
(Miz-K): Michael Cole… He's a great ally. He speaks like a chatterbox, but he dresses like a weasel! The guy is a jerk, but he's a proud voice for all of us.
(Cole): Oh, you're just saying that.
(Miranda Maynard is preparing)
(Miz-K): This is Mira Maynard. One of me OCs. She's not in this story yet, but I hear she makes an appearance soon. Broad's got a sword and shield and she ain't for cosplay. Those are real! The sword, I mean…
(Percival is about to die, by Excel)
(Percival): WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
(Miz-K): If it isn't Old Man Percival… Bye-bye…
(Percival shrieks)
(A montage of Miz-K's running and action scenes are shown)
(Miz-K): I'm the Miz-K!
(Miz-K): FIRE!
(Miz-K is lounging around)
(Cop): Get that stubby bastard!
(Miz-K): Learn what I taught you and you will achieve greatness!
(Heather): Put your pants on…
(Miz-K gets pelted by a baseball)
(Miz-K gets shot in the head)
(Miz-K gets exploded)
(Miz-K): Time to rock and roll!
(Miz-K): People say that I'm like The Miz, because I am awesome. I am not awesome! I'm MIZ-K!
(Miz-K emblem gets a bullet hole shot through, over the "I")
MIZ-K
(Miz-K appears)
(Miz-K): By the way, I'm broke until Sunday. Got any change?
"Oh, come on!" Miyazawa snapped.
Kyle got up and left. He yelled at Stan, "That's it, Stan! I'm not sitting through a movie with you!"
Stan shouted, "I did no such thing!"
Cartman and Kenny left, as Cartman said, "No, he's right. You suck, dude."
"ME?" Stan yelled, "Did you see that shit?"
Austria yelled, "SOMEONE GET AN USHER!"
Stan left, as May was confused.
Switzerland snapped, "Do you mind?"
May asked Yukino, "Say, Yuki… I wonder when the movie will start."
Yukino sighed, "Who knows? I am beginning to understand that it is all bad, from here on out."
Switzerland called out, "Would you mind keeping it down? Lichtenstein and I are watching the movie!"
Miyazawa smiled, "Sorry…"
And now, finally, our feature presentation…
The screen suddenly went blue screen.
They all growled in anger, except for Russia, "AHH!"
They stormed out of the theater and were angry.
"I want mien Euros back!" Germany shouted.
Austria cried, "THIS IS THE WORST DATE EVER, UND I AM ALONE!"
Russia smiled and said, "Awesome movie… though there was no action…"
Miyazawa groaned, "Wasted twelve dollars on a blue screen…"
May then responded, "I like it. Maybe the movies were from Apple."
XXXXX
"What a day…" Miyazawa groaned.
Back at Broken Shades, that night, they returned to find Hyatt, all bloodied and out cold. They were both shocked in horror.
"She died again…" May cringed.
Miyazawa shouted, "That does it! I don't care if she was like that, when we left; she's going to see a doctor, first thing tomorrow!"
May picked up Hyatt and placed her on the couch. Miyazawa then called the hospital. She wrote down the appointment.
"Okay, May," she said, "I'm taking her to the ER, first thing in the morning. I want you to stay home and take care of Pero Pero."
May saluted, "Roger, Yuki!"
She petted Pero Pero and gave him a treat. Yukino then smiled.
"How nice," she thought aloud, "I'm sure they'll get along."
Meanwhile, at the fields, Pedro was walking in the path and found Tenma, wearing a tight bodysuit with black patterns.
As seen in Episode 46 of School Rumble
He approached her and asked, "Excuse me… Are you lost? Pedro must be concerned over you."
Tenma then started to speak in tongue, but in an electronic voice. Pedro was completely shocked in tears.
"NO! Pedro cannot understand you!" He cried out.
Dawn then viewed then from a distance.
"Tenma?" She thought, "I thought she was discharged…"
I wonder why… but do Dawn and Tenma know each other? And what roles do they play? Tenma was a member for somebody, in that sexy ensemble… but what?
Find out in future chapters…
Meanwhile, in the theater, Excel was confused.
"Uh…" she said in straining, "Excel… forgot… something… but… what…"
She emitted smoke from her head and was motionless. That's something from a ditzy ACROSS girl. She forgot that Miyazawa, the woman that Arima hired to kill, was already there… of course, she never saw her yet.
At Jonesy's house, he, Wyatt, and Jude were watching on… again.
"Still no appearances…" Wyatt moaned.
"This sucks!" Jonesy shouted, "When are they going to bring us back?"
Wyatt replied, "Probably waiting until the 40 mark."
Miz-K Disclaimer: While I am not proud of this chapter, it does show some quality. The part with Stan in anger about shit, it reflects (and parodies) a bit from "You're Getting Old" from Season 15 of South Park. That season was okay, but sadly, it had nothing to boost in height of pizzazz.
Better luck in Season 16...