Hey readers.

We've had a lot of comments from our concerned reviewers asking "Will there be a second movie?". And we can confidently say…

NO!

Only joshing you! Of course we're going to. THINGS JUST GOT INTERESTING. We wouldn't leave you hanging. Enjoy!

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The girls found themselves in a huge black room. "Alex? Hazel?" cried Katy.

"I'm over here." answered Alex.

"OOF!" said Hazel. "That's my leg."

"Oh, sorry," said Katy. Alex meanwhile had found her way over to them and had held onto Hazel's shoulder for safety. They couldn't see a thing.

Directed by

GORE VERSINSKI

"What the heck?" said Katy.

"I think we're…in the credits?" said Alex. The hovering words were bright white and sort of radiated light (ooh, rhymes!). Alex could dimly see her two friends gazing confusedly at the glowing letters. The letters faded and were replaced by

Screenplay by

TED ELLIOT & TERRY ROSSIO

"What are we going to do?" cried Katy.

"I have an idea." Hazel turned slowly to Katy. "KILL YOU!"

"Excuse me?"

"You totally RUINED my moment with Jack! We. Were. Going. To. KISS!"

"Oh hey, look, 'Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer'". Didn't he produce Pearl Harbour?" said Alex conversationally.

"I can't believe you Hazel. I don't think now is the time to be obnoxious," retorted Katy

"Obnoxious?" asked Hazel? "Obnoxious? What about the time on the island when you assumed certainthings?"

"Well I assumed correctly, didn't I?"

There was an angry silence as the girls glared at each other in the low light.

"Oh, it is on," hissed Hazel.

Alex buried her head in her hands. "Oh for the love of…toasted bread."

Meanwhile, Katy and Hazel had began to throttle each other. "Girls. Girls. Please, now calm down."

"At least Jack's a man!"

"You're only a teenager!"

"It doesn't matter. We're in a movie!"

"It's the principle!"

"Oh YOU'D know about principle would you?"

"Yeah I would! Nick has principle."

"Oh DOES he now?"

"Yes. He has a band."

"Well, Jack has a crew."

"That's not the same. Look, Nick is just…better, okay?"

"Hazel played by Hazel, Alex played by Alex, Katy played by Katy," said Alex thoughtfully watching the credits. "Huh."

"UGH!" Hazel grabbed Katy's hair.

Katy thought it didn't hurt that much so she went on to provoke Hazel some more.

"Well at least me and Nick KISSED!"

Hazel pulled harder.

"And it was the MOST ROMANTIC MOMENT OF MY LIFE!" Katy continued.

Hazel felt she could pull Katy's head off.

"Hmmm, special effects," mumbled Alex. "Hehe, Joe Pancake. Hey, wait, WHAT!"

Alex noticed a phone rise up along with the credits. She ran and grabbed it before it went out of her reach. There was a dial tone.

"HAHA! Guys, come here. Guys! Look, a phone." The girls continued to brawl. Alex decided that desperate times call for desperate measures.

"NANNY GOAT!"

The girls stopped fighting and looked at her.

"Look." She held the phone out towards them. "A phone." She said like she was talking to small children.

They scrambled to their feet and ran over. Hazel snatched it off and examined it. "Maybe, maybe it's a sign!" she muttered.

"No, Hazel, it's a phone." Answered Katy and she snatched the phone off her. "Who can we call?"

"We're nearly at the end of the movie. I think we should phone Hazel's sister and ask her to phone the police…" muttered Alex.

"Or we could phone the police directly." Thought Hazel.

"But what police would we phone?"

They pondered this for a long time.

"Why don't we ask her to change the DVD?" said Katy slowly.

They pondered this some more.

"That…is genius!" said Hazel.

"A minute ago you called me a skank."

"A lot can happen in a minute."

"Oh, shut up and give me the phone." Alex snatched the phone off them and began to dial. They huddled round and listened. It began to ring.

"It's ringing!" exclaimed Katy.

"We know!" said Alex and Hazel.

Eventually someone picked up. "Hello?" said a voice.

"Gemma, is that you?" asked Hazel

"Yeah…is that you Hazel? Where are you?"

"Aheh, long story. Can you do me a favour?"

"Hmm, depends." Said her sister reluctantly.

"Can you put Pirates of the Caribbean 2 in the DVD player?"

"Huh? What? Why would I do that?"

"Please, Gemma! Just do it!" piped up Alex.

"It's a matter of life and death!" screamed Katy.

"Ummm, okay. This is so weird." She muttered. "Come home soon, okay. Where ever you are." She added.

"THANKS GEMMA!" they chorused.

"And make sure to play it. Bye!" Hazel said.

Alex hung up the phone and turned to Katy and Hazel. "I hope that works."

"Me too. We've been missing a week. Why isn't she incredibly worried?" thought Hazel out loud.

Katy shrugged. "Oh crap. Look! The copyright stuff!"

The girls noticed all the logos and emblems rising up hence forth meaning it was end of the film.

Distributed by

BUENA VISTA PRODUCTIONS

"That's the last credit." Said Hazel worriedly.

"Yup." Said Alex.

The girls had nothing to do but wait until the room went black.

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WOW! No Way!

Hmmm guess you'll have to wait until our NEXT epic story to find out what happens! Hope to see you then!