Gunpowder (AKA TGYR is BACK, bitch!)
Luigi: Ah! Lands in an arena Where the fuck am I?
Gunpowder: My arena!
Luigi: Okay... Looks around HOLY CRAP! Runs over to the wall. The arena walls are covered in guns. There are guns sticking out of the floor. Everything is covered in guns. Ya know, if you were less evil I'd hug you. I love all these guns. Pulls out all his guns But I gotta kill you now.
Gunpowder: Shut up and fight! Pulls out more guns than Luigi
Luigi: I have a question. How are we holding all these thousands of guns at once?
Me: I don't know! You just are! Is shot in both lungs OW!
Luigi: Thanks for shooting his other lung.
Gunpowder: No problem. NOW DIE! Jumps in the air and hovers, shooting wildly at Luigi
Luigi: OH FUCK! Runs away from the bullets. He hides behind a tank. Why is there a tak here?
Gunpowder: Because tanks are cool!
Luigi: I agree. Especially when you can do this! Picks up the tank and throws it at Gunpowder. He misses completely Fuck...
Gunpowder: MWAHAHAHAHA! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE! MAKE YOUR TIME!
Luigi: Shoots me again. We agreed on no Zero Wing comments!
Me: Dead
Luigi: Grr...
WHO WILL WIN? FIND OUT NEXT TIME! MWAHAHAHA! I MAKE YOU WAIT!