You know you've read to much Zelda Mini Madness when...

1:You start checking your closet for Tingle

2:You start arguing with the characters whenever you play the games

3:You start rereading the minis a billion times

4:You start staring at your computer, waiting for Quin to update

5:You start thinking the minis are almost as addicting as Krabby Patties

6:You throw a hissy fit if Quin didn't update for another day

7:You actually want to go to HFC for their fried cucco

8:You start imagining that you had to go to the hopsital to get a new liver, then you find out Ganondorf is the only available surgeon for the night

9:You demand that Quin enable her PM so you can bug her into making the minis faster

10:You actually start hating fangirls... Please?

11:You start to realize that Ilia is a stupid (insert cuss word), (insert more cuss words), and (insert cuss words)

13:You start to to think that Cucco Link should be a playable character in the games.

14:You realize that there was no #12

15:You go back then read this, now I command you to laugh! Laugh dangit!

Didja have fun? Good!