Get ready for another sole-stirringly, toe-kissingly, metatarsus munchingly, suspenseful halloween themed chapter. In this spooky story, Jeff starts hallucinating after drinking a jar of Toad's sweat. It's up to Hal to stop him from hallucinating.

"Here we go. I snuck into Toad's house last night and collected his foot, armpit, and penile sweat while he was sleeping." Jeff said

Hal smelled it. "Ewwww! You're actually going to drink that?"

"It's to raise awareness to cure homophobia." Jeff said.

"The entire planet accepts homosexuality, Jeff." Hal said.

"Some people discriminate us though, so that's why I'm doing this." Jeff said.

"Knock yourself out." Hal said and grabbed out his video camera. "Ready?"

"Yes." Jeff said.

"3...2...1...it's recording." Hal said.

"THIS IS FOR AWARENESS!" Jeff said and started chugging it down.

Hal held back laughter.

Eventually, Jeff finished.

"There we go." Jeff said.

Hal started quietly laughing.

"Hello, Demons. Do you want to play a game?" Jeff started hallucinating.

"Jeff, who are you talking to?" Hal said.

"The Demons! Don't you see them?" Jeff said.

"Ouija board time." Hal said.

AS SOON AS HAL GOT THE OUIJA BOARD...

"Here we go." Hal said.

"Demons, this is my boyfriend, Hal." Jeff said.

The ouija board read "Hi, Hal."

"Demons, why are you here?" Hal said.

The ouija board read "We're here for Jeff."

"Why?" Hal said.

The ouija board read "We're going to steal his soul (and his soles!)."

"AH!" Hal yelled in terror.

Toad was tied against the wall so he couldn't move.

"Toad, you're here because you made Jeff hallucinate. In order to reverse this, he's going to lick your sweat again." Hal said.

"What? When did I do that?" Toad said, muffled due to his mouth being duct taped.

"Ready, buddy?" Hal said to Jeff.

"Oh, you bet I am!" Jeff said.

"3...2...1...GO!" Hal demanded to Jeff.

Jeff ran up to Toad, removed one of his shoes, and started licking the sweat off of his sole.

Toad started giggling. "It tickles!" he audibly shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Do you still see the spirits, Jeff?" Hal said.

"They're starting to go away!" Jeff said.

"Good! Now lick harder!" Hal said.

"Okay!" Jeff said and started to lick Toad's foot even more. Toad laughed so hard, the duct tape flew off his mouth.

"Do you still see them?" Hal asked Jeff again.

"No.' Jeff said.

"Awesome!" Hal and Jeff brofisted each other.

"Okay Toad, you can get outta here." Hal said and untied Toad.

"Give me my shoes." Toad snatched his shoes out of Jeff's hand and went home.

"I'm glad you're not hallucinating anymore." Hal said.

"All's hell that ends hell." Jeff joked.

"Oh, Jeffie!" Hal giggled at Jeff's pun, and the two embraced.

And so ends another spooky story. Get ready for more halloween themed chapters coming October 17, 24th, and Halloween. BOOOOO!