granddisciple author note: "The dream sequence was fun to write even though I had to look up and watch white trash entertainment on YouTube for reference
sotm- disciple wrote most of this. I did the filler bits.
So many cliff hangers...
Lekan came barging in the main warehouse room, looking around at the mess of the beautiful wedding he had created. "THE FUCK HAPPENED?! RUINED! ALL OF IT IS RUINED!"
Frank rounded on him, "Where the fuck have you been?!"
"Yeah, you were all up on our shit about table settings and flowers but no where to be found when the shit went down." Disciple agreed.
"I was practicing my speech in the mirror."
Domino looked around her ruined wedding. She was wearing a bathrobe because when they came down she was starting to get dressed. "Well I guess seeing the bride before the wedding was bad luck huh?"
Disciple wrapped an arm around her, "Hey… you're not bad luck. We can still get married, I can fix this."
Mina felt bad, "Shit. I'm so sorry guys. I ruined your big day."
Frank turned his fury from Lekan to concern for Mina, "Hey kid, you didn't ruin anything. If anything you kicked ass out there. I'm proud of you."
"None of this would have happened if they weren't after me. SHIELD, Magneto, Logan and Xavier- fucking everyone. All I do is bring trouble."
Ulysses grabbed her and held her tightly, "And you're worth every bit of it. Don't let no one tell you otherwise."
"Franks right sweety. Besides, if you hadn't come here, we never would have found each other. Also you're what brought me and Hayward back together." Domino added.
Lekan pointed a finger at Cable's dead body, then pointed it to Disciple. "You! It's just like Puerto Rico all over again!"
"I have no idea what you're talking about." Disciple said awkwardly.
"That's the second fucking wedding I've tried to do that you fucked up because you keep starting shit!" Lekan shoved his finger in his chest.
"I only met you when I started working for Klaue. So don't even try that." Disciple waved his hand away.
"I was supposed to do my youngest sisters wedding at that church you and Cable destroyed, asshole! Now you get into that scrap today and fuck up all my hard work on this one!" Lekan shoved Disciple hard in the chest with both hands.
"I didn't know it was a wedding- or your sisters!" Disciple shoved him back. "Besides, why would I sabotage my own wedding?"
"Cuz yous a bitch. You were shitting bricks up until go time." Lekan shot back. "And you killed my date!" He pointed towards Rogue's lifeless body on the ground towards the back.
Domino did a double take, "Rogue was your date?!"
"I told you I can get chicks." Lekan said proudly.
"Technically it was Mina who killed her. But this explains why our security sucks." Disciple crossed his arms.
"Everyone shut the hell up. What happened to the whole Festivus spirit?" Frank said loudly.
"Shut up!" they shouted in unison.
Charles groaned in uncomfortable pain, making everyone look at him. Frank nodded to him, "So what are we gonna do with this sack of shit?"
Mina wiggled her brows at Frank, "So hear me out. I have an idea."
Ulysses had figured out the best Christmas gift to give Mina for Christmas that night. When Mina came into the bedroom for bed that night he was sitting on the bed with a box sitting on his lap. It had a big red bow on it.
"Lee, I told you that you didn't have to get me anything." Mina smiled at him.
"Yeh I did. Now come on, open it." Ulysses was unusually giddy for everything that had happened that day.
Mina lifted the lid and looked inside to find that he had cut a hole in the bottom of the box and was proudly standing at attention. She busted out laughing and snorted, "You got me a dick in a box?! That's hilarious!"
Ulysses tried to sound offended but couldn't help but laugh with her, "It's rude to laugh. You hurt me, love."
Mina pulled the box away and leaned in to kiss him, "It's the best present ever."
"Well I didn't know what else to get you. You keep going on that all you want is me. So… I thought why not put a bow around it?" He pulled her with him to lay on the bed.
"It's perfect."
"You know that isn't all I got your for Christmas right?" he smirked after they woke up the next morning.
"Hmm? Really?"
He roll off the bed and held his hand out to her, "Come on." He led her to the desk by the window where he had a map of the world spread out across it. "I promised that I was done with all of this. The job and everything. I know, I know… I haven't stopped working. I'm just trying to get things settled before I walk away. I planned to leave the whole operation to Domino and Disciple but they've got other plans so I guess I'll just leave it to Frank."
"Lee, what is this?" She asked him and looked down at the map.
"It's our future, Bokkie. My gift to you is to choose where we go from here. Anywhere in the world… except the countries where I marked with a red X. I ain't allowed there anymore. But otherwise… you can pick where spend the rest of our lives. OR if you want to keep moving around, then pick the first place you want to go. Then the next."
Mina threw her arms around his neck and squealed, "I love you! It's perfect!"
"Not as perfect as my dick in a box, but yeh." He chuckled and kissed her.
She pulled back and moved to the other side of the room. "I got you something to. I was waiting for the right time to give it to you." She placed a medium sized dark brown box on the map covered desk.
He slid his fingertips over the smooth lid before he opened it. Inside the box, resting on silk were two identical .45's. They were both silver with black grips. One had an engraving on it that said, 'DADDY' and the other said 'BOKKIE'.
"I hope you like them. Frank helped me pick them out and stuff." She said shyly.
"Like them? Shit… I love them, Bokkie." He picked them both up and aimed them up at the ceiling safely. "They ain't too heavy, not too light. They're perfect love."
"I'm glad you like them. Now come on, we have other presents to open in the living room." She said and grabbed his hand.
Mina had gotten Frank a coffee mug that had a gun grip as the handle that said 'World's Greatest Babysitter.' He got her a 9mm gun and a bunch of ammo.
Ulysses leaned over and picked up the gun from her, "Now Bokkie, I know you got those lucky shots in back at Thanksgiving. But Daddy's gonna teach you how to shoot a gun the right way."
"But I-" Mina saw Frank over his shoulder. He was shaking his head and mouthing for her to just go along with it. "Of course. Think we can go shooting later on today?"
Lekan made everyone some homemade fudge and got everyone a shirt that said 'Lekan Wedding Planning And Catering Services' with a website on the back.
Disciple got Ulysses and Mina a new couch to replace the one he ruined, Domino a leather jacket, Frank a Thomas Jane box set on Mina's recommendation and he gave Lekan a box with a picture in it. It was just a picture of his hand making a circle with his thumb and index finger.
Domino and Mina got each other a best friend bracelet to wear. Domino got everyone a bottle of whiskey. Ulysses gifted them all with a stack of cash because it was the only thing that he knew they would like. Frank gave everyone the middle finger and a box of ammo while he told them everything they did that pissed them off that year.
"Hey what did you guys do with that old guy in the wheel chair?" Lekan asked.
"I dropped him off at a nursing home. Said he was my poor elderly father with dementia. Totally helped when he kept shouting that he was the leader of the X-Men and he can read minds." Mina gave a maniacal laugh and rubbed her hands together.
"Don't do that. You looked like that praying mantis off of Space Ghost." Frank complained.
"Wow love, remind me not to piss you off." Ulysses gave her a wary look. He didn't know she had something that evil in her. Then again they had been going at it like rabbits.
"So guys… we decided that we are gonna try for wedding part 2 on New Years Eve." Domino announced.
"Yeah, nothing more romantic that saying I DO then firing a gun in the air while you kiss the bride as the clock hits midnight." Disciple joked.
"Dude that's redneck, even for you." Mina laughed.
"'Merica."
Ulysses sighed and rolled his eyes again. There was another opportunity gone to ask Mina to marry him. He had it all planned out with fireworks and everything and now it was ruined. Frank did feel bad about this time. He knew that Ulysses was still trying to make it special and one of a kind. He would try and have a talk with Disciple about it later.
Mina was nervous as she sat in the green room. Her heart raced when the production assistant brought her out. When she came through the door, she heard her name being called out in an excited introduction. As she walked out, she was baffled to see Lekan standing off to the side of the stage.
When she sat down, she was further unnerved when she looked up to see Disciple and Domino sitting in the crowd cheering for her. Suddenly Marius was standing in the crowd. Except for some reason, he had puffy blond hair, had glasses on and was holding a microphone. She realized that the crowd was an audience and she seemed to be on a television show.
She looked up and Marius began talking. "Alright everyone, meet Mina Hawkins. Mina, tell us why you've come here today."
As if by instinct she began talking. "Aside from finding out I am just the product of some bull-," she heard an audible bleep that threw her off but she continued, "experiment and my real mother is in the audience giving me *BLEEP*, I am in a bigger rut."
"And what was that?" Marius asked patiently.
"Not long ago, I had feelings for two men at one point but then my heart settled on the man I want to be with," she trailed off.
The crowd reacted, "Oooooh!"
Disciple shouted, "You have too much time on your hands!"
Marius spoke up. "Alright, calm down. Mina, can you tell us who these men are again?" Marius asked while he held the microphone with his arms folded.
Mina shifted uncomfortably in her seat, "Well one is an international black arms dealer and the other is a mutant who works for the X-Men."
"Bad girl! Naughty, naughty!" Domino shouted.
"That is an incredibly difficult situation. However, we have brought one of those men here today. Please welcome, Piotr Rasputin!" Marius shouted and pointed towards the backstage area.
Piotr than came out from the back and sat down next to her. Disciple and Domino were booing him loudly. Mina moved one chair over. Piotr looked at her slightly hurt. She looked at the floor while he held his arms out for a hug.
"What is the matter, Little One? Did I do something wrong?" he asked.
She slowly looked up at him at the same time being careful to avoid eye contact. "Piotr, I know you still have strong feelings for me but you know that I do not feel the same. I really wish you would stop trying to make this happen. I'm sorry that I don't feel the same, but this really can't go further than friendship."
Piotr sat up, taken aback as she continued. "I know we kissed that one night and you thought that meant something, but you're wrong. Aside from a couple of texts, you only contacted me once after that night because you were hurt. Then you took off and I didn't hear from you. During that time, I realized that I was in love with someone else."
Piotr stood up and put his hands together pleadingly. "What must I do, Mina? Please tell me. I will do anything. Please don't tell me it is over like that. Whatever I need to do to have a fair chance. Please?"
She shook her head. "I am sure, I never felt that way about you. I am in love with Ulysses."
Domino was heard shouting, "DAMN!"
"Give it up shiny ass!" Disciple shouted.
Marius suddenly spoke up. "Speaking of which, he has been listening this entire time so, let's bring out, Ulysses Klaue!"
When Ulysses stormed out from the back room on the other side, Disciple and Domino began cheering for him. Immediately, Ulysses shoved Piotr away from Mina. Knocking him into a chair the fell backward and he rolled off the back of the stage. Disciple and Domino cheered even louder. Suddenly Frank and Lekan were standing between the three of them wearing black security shirts.
Marius spoke up once again. "Have a seat, Ulysses." He waited for Ulysses to sit down. Frank and Lekan staying between the two men. "So your are Mina's boyfriend correct?"
Ulysses glared at Marius. "That's right! She's my Bokkie! That metal *BLEEP*, better stay away from her before I *BLEEP* recycle him and turn him into my new toilet!" he shouted.
Mina still couldn't figure why she was hearing a censor bleep whenever anyone was swearing. Once again, Disciple and Domino shouted, "Oohhh!"
"Recycle his ass Ulysses!" Disciple shouted.
"Let him explain himself first!" Domino shouted in response.
"You don't know how to treat her, Klaue! She would better with a gentleman like me!" Piotr shouted.
"She is in love with me and I am in love with her! Move on metal *BLEEP*"
"Prove she's in love with you then. You wannabe Wakandan *BLEEP*," Piotr challenged.
"Gentlemen!" Marius shouted into the microphone to get their attention. "I actually I believe Mina has something to tell you," Marius mentioned and Disciple and Domino gasped.
Ulysses and Piotr stared at her intently. She turned to Ulysses with her back to Piotr and took a deep, shaky breath. "I know it's sudden and we weren't planning on it but I'm... I'm pregnant," she revealed.
Ulysses eyes went wide and Piotr's mouth dropped open. The crowd gasped.
Suddenly everyone heard, "You rapist, son of a *BLEEP*" and Piotr punched Ulysses in the jaw.
Ulysses turned back around and hit him back with his robotic arm. Disciple and Domino stood and cheered in the audience. They took each other to the floor brawling before Frank and Lekan managed to pull them apart again. Frank threw Ulysses to the floor by the chairs.
"You *BLEEP*! You *BLEEP* raped her! Didn't you?!" Piotr screamed.
"I maybe scum but I am not piece of *BLEEP* like you and your organization you rat, *BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP*"
"Well there is one more guest everyone," Marius revealed.
"What?" Everyone including Disciple and Domino shouted.
"Come see your daughter and meet the father of your grandchild!" Marius excitedly shouted.
Suddenly, Professor Charles Xavier rolled out from the back and smiled wide at Mina. "Hello, daughter!"
Mina suddenly sat up, waking from the craziest dream she ever had and looked around the dark room. Her stomach than gurgled and constricted at the same time. She felt the sensation travel upward and quickly jumped up on the bed. As she ran off the bed, she stepped on Ulysses. She ignored hearing his grunt of pain because it didn't matter at that moment. She threw open the bathroom door, held her hair back and repeatedly threw up in the toilet.
"Dude… what the fuck?" she groaned before she puked again.