Disclaimer: I don't own Halo 2 Bungie thwarted my plans to steal it from them. :(
Teal was waiting along with Thalyos and Lovespell for Shadow's return. "Where do you think boss is?" Lovespell asked. "I don't know but that name Protectorant it sounds like a medicine or a name the Elites would call a Grunt!" Teal exclaimed. "This has to do with xbox live what?" Thalyos asked. "It doesn't." Teal answered. "Then stfu I hate hearing peoples' life stories." Thalyos ordered. Shadow spawned right infront of them. "Well?" Teal asked. "The cops are accusing me of getting drunk and killing my own kids because they found liquor on my breath! Heh they should be lucky the other two are alive!" Shadow exclaimed. "Umm...maybe you shouldn't give them stuff that backfires?" Lovespell suggested. "Okay the only one left in the clan now is Red and Blue, Zero Mercy and you guys. So you know what it's ultimately going to come down to..."Shadow warned. "Yes...they will storm the castle and we must be ready!" Teal said. "Correct. Now let's send some henchmen!" Shadow exclaimed. "SEND US!" Red yelled. "No...you 2 are more of my most trusted henchmen! Zero Mercy can you go get that truck?" Shadow asked. "What truck sir?" Zero asked. "The truck in the cyber world! It's full of all Halo 3's future plans!" Shadow said evilly. "Oh! Yes sir!" Zero said. "No peaking for yourself only me and these 3 get to see it!" Shadow exclaimed. "Sir yes sir!" Zero said and jumped into a worm hole.
Ninja 0n Fire was monitoring Bungie's cable lines at that very time. "Hmmm...seems to be something going through our servers..."Ninja said to himself and started to type to see what it was. "OH NO! IT'S A HACKER! I BETTER WARN TEAL!" Ninja said and called Teal's phone number. "Hey yo!" Teal said picking up. "Teal! Get your friends and go to the cyber world! Something is heading straight for the Halo 3 plans!" Ninja exclaimed. "Slow down Jeremiah!" Teal yelled. "What...how did you know my real name?" Ninja asked. "Duh it's on the forums on bungie's website! Now about the hacker...I ordered him to do it..."Teal exclaimed. "YOUR NOT SERIOUS!" Ninja yelled. "Hey, hey! I got a better deal from Shadow! He's my boss now! If you think you can stop us call that dumb f- Crimson otherwise put your cock away and shut the hell up!" Teal yelled. "HOW DARE YOU! I'LL HAVE YOU IP BANNED FOR THIS!" Ninja yelled getting flustered. "HA! YOU CAN'T EVEN TOUCH ME! EVEN WITH THE BANHAMMER OR ANY SHIT BAN DEVICE YOU GOT! SHADOW IS A GREAT MODDER!" Teal yelled. "Okay ---!" Ninja yelled being cut-off by a confeti popper. "WTF WAS THAT!" Teal asked. "WE'RE ABOUT TO GET DRUNK AND HAVE A PARTY! OKAY TEAL OR SHOULD I SAY ---!" Ninja said getting cut-off by another confeti popper."Damn those Bungie guys!" Teal exclaimed. "That's it! I'm calling Crimson!" Ninja yelled and hung up. He spilled beer all over his cell and the phone book menu with Teal and Crimson's real names were smudged so they couldn't be seen by viewers. Ninja wiped it off and the camera was back to 3rd person before their names could be seen.
After alot of explaining Crimson told his team what they must do. They had to go to the cyber world and kill Zero Mercy. They went into the cyber world with Brown's help and they saw warthogs lined up. "Just enough for all of us to ride in!" Violet exclaimed. "Can I ride you?" Steel asked. "Shut-up Steel." Violet said. "As a reply to what Violet said do you think it could be a trap?" Cyan asked. "I don't know but that hacker is going to get the data soon!" Sage yelled. "Quiet Sage!" T4g yelled. "My, my! There sure are alot of you aren't there?" Somebody said. They looked up to see a tan spartan standing on a cliff. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?" Brown asked. "HAHAHAHA! SHADOW SENT ME! I AM SWATAGENT!" He yelled. "Shadow is buying time! You guys go after the hacker me and Cyan will take this guy!" Crimson ordered.
"You think we can do this alone?" Cyan asked. "Only one way to find out!" Crimson replied. SwatAgent welcomed them to attack and they rushed him. The other Protectorant went in warthogs and they finally caught up to Zero. "IT'S ZERO MERCY!" Brown exclaimed. "HEY BROWN! WHAT'S SHAKING!" Zero said and he pressed a button in his ghost. The ground began to shake under them and they were warped to a highway map. "Hmmm cool! Secret Halo 2 map or up coming Halo 3 map?" Zero wondered. "NONE OF OUR BUSINESS!" Sage yelled. "It is when I'm not alone!" Zero yelled and 4 Master Chiefs on ghosts drove up behind their warthogs and started to blast them. "KILL THOSE AI!" Brown commanded and Violet started blasting the guass turret at them. The Master Chiefs did however down Super Model, T4g and Steel's warthog. Sage continued to chase after Zero in hot pursuit. "You're good with the warthog but I'm better with the ghost!" Zero yelled and cars came into view. He dodged the cars easily and so did Sage. The Master Chiefs all crashed and died. Zero's ghost wasn't fast enough and he saw a cool looking red ghost close to him. He jumped off his ghost just as Violet blew it up and he drove the brute ghost. "HAHAHA! LET'S SEE HOW FAST THIS BABY IS!" Zero yelled and hit the turbo. He slid right out of controll and flew through a window in a big factory. "LET'S GET HIM!" They yelled and went in after him. They looked around and saw the truck that had the secret info in it. Brown walked up to it but was forced away by Battle Rifle shells almost hitting him from above. Zero was on a catwalk with his BR. "THIS IS SHADOW'S TRUCK!" Zero yelled.
Crimson and Cyan were losing to SwatAgent he was owning them really badly. SwatAgent walked infront of Crimson. "It's time to die Crimson!" He said and before he could do anything else a sword stuck in his back. Gero and Mero had saved him again. "Who are you?" Crimson asked. "Can't tell you that!" Mero exclaimed. "Go get your friends! It's time for you guys to assault Shadow himself! The IP address is 200.876.997.085!" Gero exclaimed and they vanished from view. Teal and Lovespell bursted into Shadow's throne room. "YOU! IT'S YOU TWO! YOU'RE GERO AND MERO!" Shadow exclaimed. "NO! LOOK AGAIN!" Teal said. Gero and Mero were with Brown and the others killing Zero Mercy. "Okay guys find Crimson! He'll know what to do!" Mero said and they vanished. "OH SHIT! THEY HAVE THE IP ADDRESS TO GET HERE!" Shadow yelled. "You still have us Master!" Thalyos said and Shadow got his second wind from seeing Mr. 7 and DarkAngel, Red and Blue, Thalyos, Teal and Lovespell were still with him plus an army of Master Chiefs, a huge map bigger then three Coagulations, and a few unnamed surprises. "Let's smoke those f-ers!" Red yelled. "Let's put em' in the ground!" Blue added. "Well whatever we do we have to do it now!" Shadow reminded. "Yes they're coming now!" Teal added. "Plus my wife is coming home from rehab today!" Shadow exclaimed. "Plus you got me too!" SwatAgent said and appeared out of thin air. Shadow laughed evilly.