Welcome to the Everybody Loves Ciel Show!
Anna B-nana: If you are reading this, hopefully you have been one of the 187 reviewers and hopefully you have read (or are about to read) all thirty seven chapters! It has honestly been a blast to write this thing.. but this will either be an end or a long, long break. I am going to university next year, so I may not have time for this. Either way, you have all been a greater audience than I have ever hoped for! All I can say is thank-you internet strangers and friends! It's been fun!
Alois: Now wait a minute y'all. This show ain't for everybody. Only the sexy people. Aw yeah.
Ciel: We're not finished with you yet!
Claude: MAGICAL PEACE SIGN OF DEATH!
Sebastian: Is that really necessary?
1. Party in the Back of a Van 2011
Anna B-nana: To celebrate our last episode we are straight up having a party in the back of a van
Alois: THE BRAKES! USE THE BRAKES!
Ciel: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!
Sebastian: With that attitude he'll fail his driver's test for sure..
*random blood curdling scream*
Alois: Whoa there. I think you just hit something
Claude: My god! I think that there's an animal on the windshield.
Ciel: NO BACKSEAT DRIVING
Random Voice: Will someone please tell me why he's driving in the first place
Anna B-nana: Anything can happen, if you believe in yourself!
Grell: *outside of car- on the windshield* I feel so ignored..
Alois: Ciel! You forgot to signal! No changing lanes in a . . . OMIGOSH . . . ah . . . never-mind.
Drocell: Hey look over there! It's a hitch-hiking gang! Ciel, stop the van so that we can pick them up!
Ciel: I don't know if that's such a good idea. I mean, we're going too fast to stop in time.
Drocell: Dammit Ciel, you may make a good doll, but what kind of man are you?
Alois: *nods* He has a point you know . . .
Claude: Rule #1 of driver training is to always stop for hitchhikers!
Anna B-nana: Hey, isn't that Andrew and his little friends
Gang Member: *gives the finger*
Andrew: Oooh! Mother! Father! Stop the car!
Ciel: Oh hell to the no.
Sebastian: *throws a five dollar bill out the window* BUY SOMETHING NICE!
Ciel: I'm sure they will. Now where's that IKEA we've been looking for? I want their balls
Drocell: I the context of such a dirty minded show, you shouldn't say that..
Grell: Someone understands me! *gets wiped off window*
Ciel: God, I mean MEAT-BALLS you perverts..
Anna B-nana: Just keep in the left lane and take the next exit . . .
Ciel: Thanks! HEY some $%# just cut me off! Where did you learn how to drive? MY GOD YOU %#&# mushroom chewing %&$# lemon scented &%$# son of a &^%$ rhubarb &^%$ with sixteen potatoes! Bitch!
Sebastian: You shouldn't call people son of a rhubarb. That's crude.
Anna B-nana: Someone once called me a mushroom chewer and I was in my room for three days!
Once a lemon scented son of a rhubarb, always a lemon scented son of a rhubarb
2. Bonus Song: "Beast With a Rake" –Kuro-Shit-Soundsystem (circa 1854)
Written by: Anna B-nana & sammie-spazzmuffin writer of the most awesome KKC!
Timber: Gimme a sick beat . . .
Canterbury: Beats like that don't come easy!
Thompson: And a 1-2-3-4!
I grew up as a gardener but I hate plants (he hates plants)
I tried to touch some dirt, but hey I don't like ants (those damn ants)
But when I saw your face there must have been a mistake (t'was shake and bake)
Cause all that I could say was . . .
I'm a beast with a rake
A beast with a rake!
Whoo-hoo-hoo
What a mistake!
Whoo-hee-hee-hee
Yeah when I looked at your face
Whoo-hee-hee-hoo
All I could say is:
I'm a beast with a rake!
You must have really thought that I was telling lies (why tell lies)
Cause when I cut your roses; everyone cries (don't make me cry)
When I saw your face there must have been a mistake (oh, not again)
Cause all that I could say was . . .
I'm a beast with a rake
A beast with a rake!
Whoo-hoo-hoo
What a mistake!
Whoo-hee-hee-hee
Yeah when I looked at your face
Whoo-hee-hee-hoo
I dislike bees and I ain't fond of flies (even butter-)
But you, babe, are so lovely I keep telling lies! (lil' white ones)
I'm a beast in bed and I'm a beast baking cakes, (even cup-)
But one thing I'm not is a beast with a rake!
A beast with a rake, a beast with a rake! (HEY!)
I admit it, dawlin', that was a mistake! (OH!)
I can't garden worth crap! I'm such a fake! (SO!)
So I told you the truth and you said, 'For cod's sake!' (Oh?)
You said, 'Truthfully, this whole time I've been lying! (tellin' liess!)
I'm allergic to flowers! They make me look like I'm crying! (got red eyes!)
When I saw your face there must have been a mistake (yeah, this again)
Cause all I could say was . . .
I'm into beasts with rakes.
A beast with a rake!
Whoo-hoo-hoo
What a mistake!
Whoo-hee-hee-hee
Yeah when I looked at your face
Whoo-hee-hee-hoo
FOR THE LAST TIME
Thanks For Reading!