A/N: And the winner of the 300 competition!
From Sunday morning on saturday: This made me smile, yay smiling I guess since it's seactain [sic] na gaeilge AND st [sic] Patrick's week I guess I'm gonna prompt something along those [sic] lines of st [sic] Patrick's day [sic].
For those of you of non-Irish descent, or who don't know about Seachtain na Gaeilge, it's a two week festival in accordance with St. Patrick's Day, in order to celebrate Irish. (the language)
So yeah. :)
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I own naught.
Blaine: So, you know how I'm part Irish?
Kurt: Yes, I know how you're part Irish. And part Filipino, and part who knows what else.
Blaine: Shut up. Anyway, it's coming up to St Patrick's…
Kurt: Isn't that the day where you pinch everyone?
Blaine: It can be… that's not the most traditional of celebrations, though. Anyway, in Ireland, there's another festival. It's called Seachtain na Gaeilge.
Kurt: English?
Blaine: There really isn't one… well, you could say Irish Week, but that doesn't really cover the essence of it.
Kurt: Irish Week? I've never heard of it.
Blaine: That's because it's something that happens solely in Ireland. It's 12 days of celebrating the Irish language. Everything's in Irish, more or less.
Kurt: Oh, right… St. Patrick's Day!
Blaine: No, Kurt. It's not St. Patrick's yet – though it will be soon – and right now it's SnaG.
Kurt: But I don't want it to be SnaG. I want it to be Patrick's. GREEN!
Blaine: You've taken on completely the wrong messages here, you do realise.
Kurt: But Blaaaaaine. Everything's green. It's really cool.
Blaine: Yes… That's one perspective on it.
Kurt: I like green.
Blaine: I gathered.
Kurt: It's a cool colour.
Blaine: You do realise that's not the real reason behind St. Patrick's, right? He's the patron saint of Ireland, and it started as a feast day, but now is a celebration of Ireland and all that. That's why SnaG follows – it's a celebration of the language only.
Kurt: Buuuuut. Green?
Blaine: You really need to get your priorities straight.
Blaine: Ooh I feel clever.
Blaine: For once it's Kurt being the insane one. This feels weird. I don't like it!
Kurt: It's green. Greengreengreengreengreen.
Blaine: That sounds like something Kermit would say.
Kurt: There's a fine, fine lineeeeeeee…
Blaine: Are you sure you're not drunk?
Kurt: Not on alcohol. I'm drunk on greeeeeen. And St. Patrick :D
Blaine: You're drunk on a dead saint?
Kurt: Yep!
Blaine: OK, I'll be frank. That's just a bit weird, Kurt.
Kurt: No it's not. It's perfectly normal.
Blaine: No, Kurt. It's really not normal. You don't get drunk on someone. You get infatuated with someone, but that's usually more sexual, and I really doubt that you're infatuated with St. Patrick.
Kurt: I'm really not infatuated with him, Blaine. I'm just drunk on him.
Blaine: Seriously, Kurt. You can't be drunk on someone. That isn't even good English. Drunk only refers to alcohol.
Kurt: But in our more informal society, drunk has moved on from being just applicable to alcohol. For example, intoxicated means the same thing, and we often say we're intoxicated by someone. It just depends on the context.
Blaine: OK, and we're back to clever Kurt. Good to know.
Kurt: M'not clever.
Blaine: Do you want me to start talking in Irish? Because I can – and we're still in the middle of SnaG, so it would be relevant.
Kurt: But green?
Blaine: 2 days to green.
Kurt: :(
Blaine: Tá ríméad ar Sheachtain na Gaeilge a fhógairt go mbeidh clár oifigiúl na Seachtaine, SULT, á eisiúint Dé Luain seo chugainn.
Kurt: Please stop. You know how much I hate it when I don't understand a word of what you write.
Blaine: I know you do. That's partially why I do it, you know.
Blaine: Oh, wow. Look at that. Both of us are still sane. That's a first.
Kurt: Not really. We're both perfectly capable of being sane and sober and unhyper at the same time. It's just very rare.
Blaine: Rare, but it does happen. As now.
Kurt: That's grammatically incorrect. As now needs a verb in it.
Blaine: But what if I don't want to put a verb in?
Kurt: That really doesn't matter. You kinda have to have a verb and subject in every sentence, regardless of what else goes in.
Blaine: No. Too complicated. Too grammatical.
Kurt: Too grammatical? You go to Dalton! How is that beyond your intelligence?
Blaine: Because today took it all out of me, and I have nothing left for intelligent thought afterwards.
Kurt: That's a bit of a cop out, don't you think?
Blaine: Nahhh.
Kurt: But anyway.
Kurt: GREEEEEEN.
Blaine: Two days. and I'll celebrate you in the American way. Not the Irish way, though I want to.
Kurt: Yayyyyy! Green!
Blaine: Yes.
Blaine: Green.
A/N: Sorry, it was written really quickly, and I was on short time, so it may not be the best quality.
Thoughts?
Also – happy Klanniversary!
Review? Next one's coming tomorrow. 3 more days of this daily updates and we're back to Sundays (thank God. This is stressful writing quickly. I'm not used to it. :D NaNoWriMo would not suit me at all.)
INU xx