Sooo... school started today for me... it was horrible ;-;

Speaking of school... this fanfic is nearing its end... soon... unless you guys want it to go on longer...?

Dear Author-sans,

I… I can not say anything… Not after reading those stories about Gajeel-san and Mest-san… And those weird, TABOO stories with Natsu-san and the other dragonslayers… o-o

*Chills from remembering it*

I can't help but think, why did I not start with these stories first? Instead of finding those very taboo stories… I still have nightmares… D:

Romeo-kun is a FRIEND.

He was seven years younger than me when I first joined… then somehow we are the same age… but still, he WAS seven years younger, and I WAS seven years older. Isn't that a large difference? That's like pairing Romeo with As-... No, I am not going to finish that thought…

O_O Please… can this be over with?

I have gotten to the point where everything I see makes me think about this site… And how am I supposed to play with Romeo when I see these stories about us….DATING!

Wendy M.

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Dear Author-sans…

I've heard a lot about this website from Dad and Natsu….. they seem… a little scarred (maybe its my imagination) from it… so I just wanted to see if its as bad as it seems…

*Many stories later*

U-um… how do I say this… why am I mostly put with Wendy-nee? I don't understand…. I only talk to her by chance at the guild…. And I think I'm too young to be in a relationship…..

I think she's more of an older sister to me…. or maybe a younger sister…? I think she's older than me…. or wait a second..… Am I older…?

*He ponders on his age and Wendy's age for a great deal of time before coming to a consensus that they are the same age*

*It seems that his father's bad memory is getting to him…..*

Now that I have all that cleared up….. Wendy is a friend… a little like a sister….. not someone I can see being with in the future….

How do these stories even get created…? You guys must have some wild brains to come up with this kind of stuff…. maybe Dad can create stuff like this…. in his free time…

Sincerely,

Romeo Conbolt