You Asked Me Why

by Mint Pizza Queen

A series of short stories focused mainly on Naruto and Sasuke, although it does include other characters. Part of the 1000 Themes Challenge.

37. 367 : Humor

Theme: #367 - "Humor"
Warnings: None, really.

"I'm not short!" The blond snarled at the dark-haired boy only to be ignored.

"Hey, I was talking to you!"

"Actually, you were yelling."

"Shut up! I'm not short."

Sasuke rolled his eyes and continued walking to nowhere in particular. "Yes, actually, you are."

Naruto snarled and grabbed at the boy's shirt, dragging him down to eyelevel.

"No. I'm. Not."

Sasuke grabbed the blond's hand and pulled at it. "Yes. You. Are. Let go."

The boy growled and waved a fist. "Fine! I'm short! But I'll be taller than you, you'll see! I'll make myself taller than you!"

The Uchiha smirked at him as he strutted away. "Okay then, how do you plan to do that?"

"Drinking milk!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes and turned to walk away. "Idiot."

"HEY! YOU THINK I'M JOKING? I'll be taller than you in no time!"

"Better hurry Naruto, I think you just shrunk an inch."

"BASTARD!"