Emily and Jen were stumped. What to do for Christmas? The house was decorated - by Wesker. Who knew he loved Christmas? Eric went home to the folks for Christmas, Chelsea went to China, Amanda went to her pack, and everyone else went home - except Wesker, because he was still, well, Wesker.
Jen started to run around the house. Emily stabbed her. Wesker laughed and Jen attacked Wesker. Then they went to bed on Christmas eve.
Jen woke up due to her insomia and found some fat dude wearing red putting boxes under the tree. Jen screamed. The fat guy turned around. Wesker came upstairs and Emily came from... some place. Jen started speaking jibberish. "Fat stalker man putting cameras and bombs and shit under the tree in attempt to destroy us and shit and cheez and shit and OhMIGOD he's come to kidnap us. !" Wesker whacked Jen upside her head.
He then shot Santa. "Fucking Stalker." He muttered.