Pairings: none
Rating: k+
Genre: Humor
Lucy didn't know what to feel. It was Halloween. It was scary. It was exciting. She put on her ghost costume. It was a simple white dress. She didn't have that much money. "Don't be that way, Lu chan! Let's all dress up in matching vampire outfits." Levy said. Lucy didn't know how such an innocent girl could be a vampire. Lucy shook her head. Levy pouted. "Atleast be a hot ghost!" That's how Lucy got a make over. "I look more like an angel than a ghost." Lucy said. "Then why not be an angel for Halloween?" Levy asked. Lucy sighed. She then got a brilliant idea. "Levy, why don't I do your make up?" Otps shall come true.
Natsu looked at his food. Then he ate it. "Dude." Gray said. "Aren't you gonna get in a costume or something?" Natsu stopped eating. "Free candy!" Gray and Gajeel wondered how he isn't fat. No one can train enough to get rid of it all. Then again, no one can eat that much. Both Gray and Gajeel wore were wolf costumes. Great minds think alike. "Just put on a d*mn dress, salamander!" Gajeel yelled. "I should put on a devil costume." Natsu said. Gray stared at him. "Why?" "Cause it's cool!" Of course that's why.
Juvia had the perfect costume. She went to the store. "Juvia would like to buy a Lamia pendant. One time use only." And so, she did. Ah, transformation magic.
When everyone entered the guild, they met up with each other. "The hell?" It was chaos. "No, I thought I was supposed to be the demon!" Natsu yelled in frustration. "I'm a vampire." Levy said. "Who the hell wears an angel costume on Halloween?" Gajeel asked. Everyone rubbed their eyes. "Is it just me or is she glowing? I didn't see that flying halo before. Or the wings. And who ever is playing that music in the background better stop." "Sorry brats, that's my new ringtone." Makarov said. Everyone stared at him in confusion. "I forgot that in this fanfiction, there aren't supposed to be phones." No one had any idea what he was talking about. "I am Lucy Heartfilia, descendant of Anna Heartfilia. My magic, celestial magic, is magic of the stars and heavens above." Lucy's eyes glowed yellow. Now people were creeped out. 500 miles away. Mavis slapped Zeref on the face. "Stop that!" To a bystander, it would look like the dark mage Zeref got b*tch slapped by the air. "Juvia has arrived!" Juvia said as she burst the door open. "Transformation, Lamia!" Everyone shrieked. Juvia looked like the girl that haunted everyone's nightmares: the little mermaid. "Was it something Juvia said?" Lucy pointed at Natsu. "What are you supposed to be?" "E.N.D." Poor child. If only he knew he WAS E.N.D. "Gray sama, your clothes!" Gray was horrified. He thought today was the day he wouldn't strip. Turns out he was wrong. The problem is that he wore his favorite boxers. My little pony boxers. "Gaaah!" "Well, this is all very awkward." Levy said, ignoring the fact that Gray was screaming like a girl in the background. "No, no,no! Gajeel and Levy chan were supposed to see each other, think the other is hot, and start kissing!" Lucy yelled, throwing a fit. Jet and Droy were crying in the background. Another one in the dark side. "Since when were you Mirajane?" Natsu asked. "Juvia doesn't know how to change back into a human!" Juvia cried. "How is Juvia supposed to do stuff with Gray sama?" Gray grimaced at that. "Wait a minute. Has anyone seen Erza?" The guild doors burst open. "I have come." Erza was wearing some red furry thingy. "Erza! What type of costume is that?" In Elmo's world. The Sesame street camera rolled in on Elmo's world. They didn't know the horror that awaited them. "Elmo feels naked!" Elmo cried. All the children shrieked.